TO CATCHUP EARLY WORMS

Landside during dusk today @2018

Tuesday, 27 February 2018.

5.18am, starting cik Jnulekasnova and the apps. The “pachak” gps was dead in this jungle. Demm.

5.58am, MJB 5 Banglas at Suria Jelatek to Imigresen Putrajaya. They were waiting outside the condom instead. No onion smells this morning.

6.53am, ABK 5 Indons at CIMB Taman Nilam Dengkil to construction site near surau Darul Jalil.

8.27am, fake teksi, KHRISNA at Tmn Sei Sentosa while I was having my roti telur. The fare was very high (rm83) going to UPM. Then he cancelled. Panda lela lah.

10.13am, 5 adults 3 kids 🇨🇳 china tourist family at Pullman hotel KL to Masjid Negara.

11.11am, PJN 6 pax of china tourists at the same Masjid Negara to Pavilion.

11.50am, ILN 5 pax of Malay and 1 Indian women at RHB Center to Sunway Velocity. Now I’m getting familiar with the mall lobby.

12.20pm, RZL 6 pax of Indons at Pasar Pudu busstop to Sunway Velocity again.

1.38pm, ZLF a name I remember from previous company at Belanga restaurant Desa Pandan. 5 pax to their office at The Icon. He asked me about my previous company which he noticed from my shirt I wore but I answered reluctantly.

2.45pm, KHR 5 pax of Malay office guys at Wisma Central to

3.10pm, DNA at Royale Chulan hotel, 5 pax chinese Indon, to Berjaya Times Square.

4.04pm, RCL and her male friend which I thought was an Ikea staff (Lol) at Ikea Cheras with lots of office things and a couple of plant pots. I sent them to Binjai 8 Soho Suites.

4.37pm, RSH 4 India and Bangla business men at Citibank going to long trip 40+ minutes to KLIA. Yay!

“Membangau” at Landside from 5.36 for more than 3 hours.

8.57pm, RYC with Japanese wife and 2 kids at KLIA2 to Duta Ria Condo Segambut on Grabcar Plus.

10.11pm, b2b LEA ping to pickup 5 Nepal guys at Hong Leong bank Tmn Sri Sinar to Speedmart 99 Jln Matang 2.

Actually I forgot to fillup the petrol tank since “membangau” at the airport just now. Aiyah. So I stopped at the Caltex near my house

Landside during dusk today @2018

MEMBANGAU FOR 6 HOURS IN THE LANDSIDE IS NOT FUN

I had tried this service for rm5 for one day and my network was lost! Landside @2018

Monday, 26 February 2018.

7.32am, got my first ping for long trip (40+ min) and 1.6x surge but was cutoff due to apps error.

7.33am, LCS at Jln 4L Ampang Jaya. I waited for 5 min then suddenly he ran out from the house with all his things scrambled around. I sent him to nearby ISKL. He almost left his iphone on my cab.

8.34am, MOH a Saudi guy at Cempaka Apartment hotel PGRM asing me to go parking level L2A and waited for him. He just wanted to go to Maybank Taman Maluri for CDM and come back to his apartment. Later he gave me rm4.

9.21am, DZB 4 pax of Vietnam middle age ladies at Sky Hotel Bukit Bintang going to Mitsui Outlet Park Sepang. Yay! At the Mitsui we had problem finding the temporary locker for their baggages.

“Membangau” at Surau Fatimah Charterfield and Cafe Harga Yahudi Landside for 6 hours...
Then decided to drive out to Dengkil and Cyberjaya.

4.18pm, BHA 2 India expatriates at Expats Service Center to Setiawalk Puchong.

4.43pm, MRC with wife and mom and 2 kids at Trigon @Setiawalk. The Germans spoke reminds me of “Amadeus” the movie. I sent them to Heli Lounge Bar Menara KH.

5.22pm, EVN an amoi at Menara UOB Jln Raja Laut goingg far far away Sungai Long.

Driving straight to Klia., then the miracle happened.

10.51pm, EOJ a loca chinese family at KLIA2 going home at Jln SM 9 Batu Caves. But he put the destination wrongly at Pavilion. Later I asked him to correct it which I suspicious he might cheat on the fare.

Driving home sweet home at 12.30am.

Double "pachak" but it's not very stable @2018

NO AIRPORT JOB THIS MORNING

Bandar Baru Bangi this morning. @2018

Sunday, 25 February 2018.

Started cik Jnulekasnova at 6.58am on 86,952km.

7.43am, Petron Desa Pandan to fillup ron95 for rm93.

7.27am, IRF 6 pax of caterers at Flat Desa Pandan going to Jln Damai Indah 8.

8.17am, STV at Parkroyal Serviced Suites Jln Nagasari sending him alone to Batu Caves. The lonely guy is a New Yorker.

9.27am, SHS at Batu Caves, 5 pax of India sending to Jln BUnus Masjid India. At the drop off I noticed the cushion was wet and I felt bad about it. I am just assumed the wet caused by the mineral water.

9.57am, DGO 6 pax of pinoys girls with white tshirts at McD Kotaraya going to Jln Perkasa 1. The pin dropoff location was wrong and they shouted at me. Fookyew lah.

10.22am, ATK 6 pax of Indon young guys at Jln Perdana 4/1 Pandan Perdana sending to Surau al-Khauthar Bandar Baru Bangi. The guy who sat behind me playing with his kompang, although the sound is not loud but it bothers me much, so I wound down the windows both side.

12pm already, I set My Destination to HOME.

12.53pm, KLL a lonely amoi at LRT Bandar Tasik Selatan going to Pandan Putri Condom.

1.13pm, MDO a pregrant lady with mom and little daughter at Hospital Ampang sending to Jln Halaman 4 Ampang.

Today I completed 7 trips within KL and Bangi and no trip to KLIA airports. Furthermore, the "pacak" uber was dead when I checked this morning. Aiyah.

NO UBER X THIS MORNING

I bought this Grabcar topup coupon at Ali Maju Charterfield KLIA. @2018 

Saturday, 24 February 2018.

Starting the apps at 6.58am.

Fillup ron95 at Caltex. Breakfast at warong corner.

7.33am, LGA an Indian young man at Nuri Court Block N5 Pandan Indah. He said he couldn’t get any smaller and cheapo UberX so he booked me instead. I sent him alone to Menara PKNS PJ.

8.34am, NIA 5 pax of Indon family at Swiss Garden Residence going to TBS.

Break at Petronas Tesco Ampang.

10.06am, KLS at Seri Hening Residence, with 4 small kids going to Kidzania Curve NX. She was upset a previous driver cancelled the trip on her 2 minutes before reaching. Maybe the driver got a trip to the KLIA airport with big fare.

11.12am, SYZ a 4 pax of Polish at Mont Kira International school sending to Seni Mont Kiara.

11.40am, MKE and his wife at Jln Puncak Kiara 5. I sent them to Subang airport. They talked to each other in English and some chinese. At the end, I heard the wife said, "you see dear, smart people married to each other, also got down syndrome son."

12.29pm, MRT a Hong Kong matsalleh guy and his pinoy wife at Jln Saujana Shah Alam going to far far away Pavilion KL.

1.35pm, a China family (4 pax) at Pavilion Bukit Bintang Entrance going to KLIA2. Yay!

"Membangau" for 3 hours at surau Fatimah Charterfield.

5.15pm, AMR a Malay couple with little daughter at KLIA2 going to the wife's brother house in Dwiputra Putrajaya. We talked much on Uber and his travel business in Melbourne and doing Airbnb homestay. We also talked about fruit pickers from Malaysia who struggling their life as illegal workers in Australia. A Kelantan guy married to a Johor lady.

7.37pm, AMN at Taman Botani. 5 pax of Malay students going back to UiTM Dengkil.

"Membangau" for 3 hours at surau Fatimah again.

11.13pm, SHT 4 pax of local Chinese family at KLIA sending to Jln Wawasan 3/4 Puchong. This is Grabcar Plus.

Set MD to HOME.

12.12am, LCF alone at Best View Hotel Puchong going to Moderns Club Taman Shamelin Perkasa.

12.51am, ZKR at Sport Planet Ampang is a fake taxi. Demm.

I drive straight to HOME.

COMPLETING UBER X 100 TRIPS

Friday, 23 February 2018.

8.21am starting the apps.

8.52am, NRT at Korea embassy Jln Nipah to Suria KLCC. 4 young Malay girls.

9.05am, GQI 2 China moms with 2 kids at Hampshire Park to Children Discovery Home Jln Damai.

9.19am, MHM at The Palladium Condo Jln Gurney to Wisma Central. The Pontianak young guy is IT staff doing project on Cimb clicks. He said about the bad traffic jam here in KL is incomparable to Jakarta traffic, "in Jakarta, the traffic is standstill for 4 hours!"

9.44am, RDH booked just to send breakfast inside plastic bags from PNB Darby Park to the pink house Taska Raniya Lorong Gurney.

10.04am, nearby DUR a tremple India exec guy hopped in the cab at Celcom Tower but when I was about to drive he changed his mind while calling his partner and decided to cancel the trip. Instead going to the destination, I cancel at the same place.

10.50am, FFF a Pakistan or India couple from Sydney at Setia sky going to Kedai mamak Husin Pudu. This guy asked me about my religion and friday this afternoon.

11.28am, BKH at VCR cafe Jln Galloway a lady alone after kiss kiss goodbye to her bf at the cafe going home at Jln A7 Tmn Melawati.

11.52am, PRINCE MHM a Bangla to send 5 friends with a lot of kitchen things at Jln 2/4C Desa Melawati to LRT Bukit Jalil.

Solat Jumaat at Masjid near TBS.

2.31pm, EKA a amoi at Jln Arif Tmn Connaught rushing to UCSI university just a throw-stone away at the back of her house. Charcheebye lah.

2.47pm, MAE a Jordan arab guy at Giant Tmn Connaught with groceries to Connaught Avenue. So, this arab trip is my 100th trip on Uber X account and I will request to upgrade to Uber XL trip request only. Yay!

4.17pm, ADA a China family at Masjid Negara. It was raining cats and dogs and I regret not offering my umbrella to cover them. That's the reason I got a "professionalism" issue report. Charcheebye lah. I sent them to The Ritz Carlton hotel Jln Imbi.

4.47pm, RIF a Bangla guy at Basmati restaurant behind Berjaya Times Square booked to send 5 Indon ladies to Haniffa Masjid India.

Due to heavy rains and bad traffic, I decided to take a break at Pertama Complex parking lot and bought a new cheapo Samsung J1 mini prime which was similar to my previous one.

7.15pm, got ping at Dojo KL to KLIA2 airport. But he cancelled. Fookyew lah.

7.35pm, CHL a matsalleh and his amoi gf at Pavilion valet entrance to Setia sky. It was heavy rains too.

7.51pm, NVT a Traders hotel guy booked for 7 Indon ladies to Green View Restaurant SS2. I should ask for additional rm10 for extra pax when he called just now. Demm.

Decided to go home.

UBER XL IS COMING FASTER

Thursday, 22 February 2018.

This morning my ”pachak burung” is not working. Demm.

6.05am, JBU 2 Myanmar guys on wrong location at Jln Desa Ampang 1. Even the destination to Ayers Tower is also not correct. Actually they wanted to go to UNHCR Bukit Petaling.

Break at Masjid Jln Imbi. Pee and pray.

7.17am, BRT at St Regis hotel KL Sentral on long trip 40+ min to Klia. Yay! 4 American young guys flying to Singapore.

“Membangau” at Landside from 8.24am... for 4 hours.

12.34pm, a Malay guy from KLIA to KLIA2, but the apps showed from KLIA2 arrival to KLIA2 departure. He called, I wanted rm50 and he refused, "mahal sangatlah uncle." Yo wes.

12.39 ETH a Singapore guy at Air Asia RedQ (HQ) very far behind KLIA2 sending to nearby Mitsui Outlet only. When came back to Landside, I need to requeu. Demm.

“Membangau” again at Charterfield for another 3 hours. After frustration waiting and Uber requeu, I decided to drive out from the airport to Dengkil.

3.37pm, ANG, 2 students, local chinese boy and India girl, at far Sri Ulu Langat Palm Oil Mill sending to very far far University Nottingham Broga Semenyih.

4.37pm, KMR a local Indian lady at Jln Besar Semenyih sending to Honda service center next to McD. She's just started business on manual laundry.

6.09pm, back to Landside again to pickup "pacak" Uber XL since this morning. I am not going to miss this "pacak" again since it failed since Monday.

6.14pm, CHR at KLIA2. 5 pax of pinoys going to Suasana Bukit Ceylon.

7.34pm, SHH 2 pax Pakistan at Changkat Bukit Bintang going to Poslaju Sentul. It's a free ride fro rm16. Panda lela lah.

8.20pm, a Korea family at Hilton KL Sentral sending to KLIA. Yay! This is my 3rd airport trip and not the last airport trip of the day.

“Membangau” at Landside from 9.33pm... for 3 hours.

12.16am, JRM 3 China family, a boy with sister and mom at KLIA2. Uber apps says, "short trip: we'll hold your spot for the next 12 hours". I sent them to old narrow kampung road Chalet Salak Tinggi. They booked Airbnb hostel. He asked about the distance to KLCC and said the Grab fare is expensive. Lajiao lah.

Back to landside, and instantly got ping...

1.14am, CHC a local chinese couple at KLIA1 sending to Mont Kiara.

Drive home sweet home and arriving at 2.33am.

WHY I AM HERE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Wednesday, 21 February 2018.

Started at 7.05am, odometer readings at 85,592km.

7.44am, IMM 5 pax of Indon workers at Flat Dato Ahmad Razali Ampang Blok M going to Lorong Au 1c/2a. IMM paid the fare in big note rm50 and I returned the balance (rm33) in one ringgit bill.

8.29am, ANT a matsalleh student at his house Jln Langgak Golf going to ISKL Ampang Jaya. He booked grab 6-seater for himself only.

9.15am, DRS 4 pax of chinese Indon at Ampang Point sending to TBS.

9.42am, HRS a Malay girl at LRT Sg Besi to UPM (Fakulti Bahasa Modern). Then I am going to stuck here in UPM for almost 2 hours.

10.04am, MIO 3 chinese students at Fakulti Biotek going to Fakulti Environmental Studies.

10.20am, MNI 4 pax (1 Indian, 3 Malays) students at Fakulti Bahasa Modern to Dewan Kolej Canselor.

10.28am, NVK an Indian student at Jln Maklumat going to Kompleks Akademik E.

10.42am, NRL 2 Malay girls at Kolej Kediaman 5 to Fakulti Economics & Management.

11.18am, NUR at FSKTM UPM to ?

11.23am, BLG a Africa student at Persiaran Universiti busstop to UNIV360 Plaza Serdang Jaya.

11.37pm, KNY 6 pax of local chinese at Jln 18/40 Tmn Seri Serdang to The Mines.

12.36pm, YAN a chinese couple at Jln Orkid 9 Batu 9 Cheras to The Mines again.

1.01pm, MHD at The Heritage. The Syria student going to far far away Lim Kok Wing Cyberjaya.

1.30pm, JOE 3 pax at Lim Kok Wing to starbucks, Shaftsbury Square. An Indon, Afrika and India.

1.56pm, NHZ 6 pax of Malay ladies at the starbucks, Shaftsbury Square going to Pos Digicert. She booked UberXL.

Run errands in Dengkil cowboy town.

2.55pm, arrived in Charterfield KLIA.

5.56pm, after 3 hours, NNA 2 Germany ladies at KLIA2 to PNB Darby Park KLCC.

8.18pm, GHZ a Morocco (Maghribi) girl at Avenue K. When arrived at the lobby, she said at the Coach, H&M. Then later she walked to my cab infront of the Starbucks. When I tried to be friendly and asked her whether she is students or working, she said, "why I am here is not your business." Aiyah. But minutes later, she asked me where to buy customised cake with her photo on top of it bcoz her birthday would be on 24th. Later she order online in Penang.

8.57pm, MDI an Arab family at Jln Perak hotel to walking distance Pavilion.

9.12pm, EDW a local Chinese amoi at nearby Pavilion Fashion Avenue exit. I sent her to Pandan Villa condo near to my home sweet home. At first I thought this amoi was Malay but she said she got many Malay friends. She just came back from new year festival in Penang.

Dear diary, today I manage to complete 17 Uber trips and 2 grab trips. But the fare is not even meeting my daily target. And my Uber account is going to reach the 100 trips so that I can drive Uber XL only very soon. Thanks to UPM cheapo students.

YOUR WISH COMES TRUE SOMETIMES

Tuesday, 20 February 2018.

Started cik Jnulekasnova at 5.23am, odometer reading at 85,178km already.

5.32am, WNI 3 pax Kelantan at Gallery Uthant going to Subang airport. Their flight is at 6.50am, its about one more hour.

6.55am, LSM at very far far away LRT Puchong and she put the weong pickup location. I sent the Indon cleaner lady to a house at Jln Jentayu 1A Skyville.

7.19am, THR an Indian girl at Jln TKK 2/5 Puchong Jaya.

8.22am, LKM 6 pax of various nationalities, ie Indon Bangla. I sent them to far Plaza Arkadia, Desa Parkcity.

10.10am, BLL 5 pax of matsalleh at Jln Setia Murni 8 which is hard to find. Later i sent them to KL Sentral.

10.46am, LSA 6 pax of Indon amoi at Easy hotel Nu Sentral going to the Lake Garden.

11.11am, an Indon lady with daughter and 2 parents at Furama Hotel Jln Thambi Dollah Pudu. They are going to KLIA2.

2.33pm, NCY alone at KLIA1 to Desa Kiara condo.

4.53pm, HOS 3 pax of Japanese bosses at TPC Golf course Off Jln bukit Kiara going to Ascott KLCC.

5.34pm, CGB at Jln Maharajalela Kampung Attap. 6 pax of Myanmar young men and women going to Taman Alam Jaya Cheras. Today is their national independent day.

6.33pm, SOF 6 pax another Myanmar at Leaf & Bean cafe in Cheras going to Shangri La Hotel.

Break at Shell Jln Damai. Pee and pray.

8.06pm, YSM a local Malay guy at Suria KLCC sending to Emerson Automation Solutions Subang Jaya.

8.48pm, EPB 6 pax of young American boys at Jln SS 18/5g Subang Jaya going to Boomtown Jln USJ 11/2J.

9.38pm, SDG an Arab couple at Lulu Hypermarket Capsquare going home at M-Suites. His apps on the phone got problem so couldnt see cik Jnulekasnova plat number.

Going home sweet home.

GRAB REQUEUE IN SURAU LANDSIDE

Sunday, 18 February 2018.
From JB straight to Landside KLIA.
Washing cik Jnulekasnova at Landside carwash for rm16.
Meeting FAD an Uber only driver. He was banned by Grab.

3.03pm, 2 amois at KLIA to Mandarin Oriental KLCC on grabcar cheapo fare.

4.30pm, NUR 3 Malay pax at Lorong Keramat 17 to Johnny's Ice Kepal Au3. When arrived I saw many people lined-up to purchase the ice kepal.

4.47pm, LYA 3 pax of Malay family at Menara Sri Cengal to Melawati Mall. The mother (on her 30s) always complaining she was working non stop for 3 days. The never mentioned about the dad.

5.11pm, NUR alone at wrong pin location at Jln AU 3/18 Taman Keramat to LRT Setiawangsa.

5.35pm, FRH alone inside UTM dewan sending to LRT Dato Keramat.

6.26pm, PRS a Sikh boy with soccer ball at Kelab Aman to PPR Sri Alam Pudu.

Nightime, run errands at Spectrum Bandar Baru Ampang.

STARHILL IS BUKIT BINTANG LITERALLY

Monday, 19 February 2018.

6.36am, 4 pax of local chinese couple at The Valley TTDI Bukit Indah sending to KLIA1.

9.58am, a local chinese couple with a boy at KLIA1 to Starhill Bukit Bintang.

Noon nap.

12.24pm, 2 amoi with their mom at Mymydin Pandan Mesra (PPR) messaged to come faster faster. I replied back telling her that my car cannot fly.

1.05pm, a Malay girl at Aeon Tmn Maluri suddenly my back door when I was trying to uturn cik Jnulekasnova. I sent her to LRT Bandar Tun Razak.

Then run errand Poli Klinik near Sri Begonia.

2.37pm, 6 Banglas at Flat Tmn Perdana Permai sending to Tmn Pandan Perdana. I told them that I needed to refill cik Jnulekasnova empty tank. They concurred.

3.45pm, 6 china pax at Fahrenheit 88 to Suria KLCC.

4.27pm, 3 Brunei girl at Grand Millenium hotel transferred to K Hotel Jln Tunku Abdul Rahman.

4.54pm, 5 pax of Spanish and local Indian pax at Regalia going to Masjid India.

5.14pm, SGT 5 pax of chinese Indon at Sungai Wang Plaza mall sending to Petaling Street.

5.36pm, a Malay (Sabah) at LRT Damai. 4 adult + 4 kids going to Public Bank Sungai Way.

7.38pm, IWN a china Indon family at Sunway Lagoon (not Sunway Pyramid) sending to Hotel Soleil Bukit Bintang.

8.23pm, NZT at Pavilion Bukit Bintang going to Scott Garden. I took the wrong u-turn.

9.28pm, 5 pax at Cititel Pavilion sending to Gembira Residensi.

CHINESE NEW YEAR, OFF BALIK TONGSHAN

Credit: Komik Ronyok @azwanjjai 2017

Friday, 16 February 2018.
Chinese new year.

Off from driving Grab and Uber.
To all my chinese friends, I wish you all happy prosperous new year.
Gong Xi Fa Cai.

Note. No driving story today, so I put up this cartoon I found on the net.

Credit: Komik Ronyok @azwanjjai 2017

DONT FORCE ME TO CANCEL YOUR JOB LAH

Landside KLIA sunrise this morning. @2018

Thursday, 15 February 2018.

5.18am started cik Jnulekasnova and the apps.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 1
5.31am, while on Jln Ampang, SAN with wife and 2 kids at Jln Uthant going to KLIA. The India expatriate family going to Bandung. Ondway not much until after the last toll plaza then we talked a bit. He said normally he will tell drivers where he is going. And 3 things that drivers would ask him:

1. where are you going?
2. how many person?
3. payment by cash?

I told him that personally I dont mind receving credit card payments. Those “sengkek” drivers wanted the hard cash money to purchase their petrol and whatnot. He concurred.

I arrived at Landside about 6.33am, pee and pray. Ate nasi goreng at the stall in the parking lot for rm2. Yes, the stall was operating since midnight so as expected the nasi lemak already finished and the nasi goreng and sambal already cold.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 2
7.24am, AGL 6 pax from Australia at KLIA2 going to Signature Hotel Mont Kiara. She just wrote it "Desa Sri Hartamas". I reckoned that the google maps showing me the shortest distance via Mex (33+ min), while Waze gave a farther directions using Elite and Duke highways (50+ min).

8.35am, UGR alone at The Bread Shop Bukit Damansara sending to Jln PJS 1/50.

9.00am, HNZ a girl ping me to pick at Pinang 1C Sentosa many many apartments. When I arrived at the pickup point, it was actually a wrong location. She told me to get her at Block 37 which I dont know, she later told me it's near Speedmart 99 and kedai mamak Bistro. After shouting and yelling, finally I get to the place while she's still not cancelling and hoping me to cancel it. Otherwise she would report to CS. Bugima lah. I told her that it's not my fault, I just followed her pin. Later, I just ignore her for a while and purposely went to kedai mamak and ordered roti kosong and teh o panas kurang manis. Minutes later, after 42min, she cancelled.

10.24am, ARY an Indian uncle gave me the false pickup point in PD? Panda lela lah.

11.52am, 6 pax of China tourists at Masjid Negara going to Hutong Lot 10. They waited by the roadside and try to hail at me, but I just ignored them and drove forward inside the mosque and turned back to find better parking space.

12.08pm, IDR, 3 pax of Indon chinese at Mulia Hotel transferred to nearby Pullman hotel.

12.39pm, DQL, 6 pax of young Vietnam guys at Plaza 393 Maluri sending to Low Yat Plaza. Their smells like just eating a dog.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 3
2.00pm, VNA and her Malaysia boyfriend at 6 Ceylon going to KLIA. Yay!

Break at Surau Fatimah Charterfield. Pee and pray and noon nap.

4.14pm, then I decided to go back to JB and pickup son at his rented house in Melaka. Tomorrow is Chinese New Year.

KLIA International airport this afternoon.

DRIVING 2 MISS BANGLA

"A michelin toy guy at the lorry cabin top. I just wonder how it looks like when lights up during nightime."

Wednesday, 15 February 2018.

Started at 6.39am, odometer reading at 83,457km.
Breakfast at kedai mamak Bukit Indah.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 1
8.16am, JOO 3 pax at Jln 9B Ampang Jaya to KLIA1. They were flying to Singapore. JOO wanted to advance booking me for next Monday. I said I am not available and will tell my friends about it. Actually, it's not worth it to drive cik Jnulekasnova with cheapo grabcar fare. At the dropoff, JOO said, "my dad looks really kanchong." But I dont know what's "kanchong" means.

9.49am, STH an Indian guy at Kuil Sri Maha Karumariamman Kolam Ayer Dengkil to Putrajaya Sentral.

10.11am, RLP alone at Jln G/R 1/5 (Garden Residence) Putrajaya to KTM Serdang. After the residence, I asked him to wait for 2 minutes for me to pee at the nearby surau. The Nigeria guy didnt mind.

10.45am, OZR an Pakistan student at Serdang Perdana lobby. Due to missed the exit turn, I drove very far far away to pickup him. This Pakistan guy suddenly asked me about my religion and reminded me to give "ceramah" to non muslim. I told him to join tabligh at the Sri Petaling Tabligh mosque.

Run errands to Taman Kosas.

BANGLA GIRL TRIP NO. 1
12.45pm, MDM ping me to send a Bangla girl at Bangladesh High Commision Pekan Ampang to Lorong Loke Yew Off Jln Sg Besi. This Bangla girl who sat at the back seemed restless and tried to lay down. I think she got a headache.

2.37pm, a Japanese guy at M Suite to Megan Avenue 2. I though the pickup point was at M City. Aiyah.

3.04pm, SNN 2 Palestine young girls at Embassy of the State of Palestine to South City Plaza.

3.52pm, DVN ping me to pick up a China family at Philea Mines Beach Resort. To enter, I need to pay rm5 entrance fee which I refused at first. I sent them to Suria KLCC.

4.29pm, KMZ a local Malay guy with 2 Indon couple at D'Villa Residence (Holiday Villa) Jln Ampang sending to Pavilion (Valet).

4.56pm, WJU a Kenya boss at Impiana KLCC hotel to Mercu Summer Suites. I mentioned about the Mount Kilimanjaro. He was surprised to see many motorcycles on the road.

BANGLA GIRL TRIP NO.2
5.20pm, NSJ a Bangla ping me to pickup his sister at Sogo to 349 Jln Pudu. This lady on her 30s liked to talk too even she couldnt speak Malay. She got IT business and would migrate here in the future. Her parents already applied for MM2H. She told me that she got boyfriend already in Bangladesh with salary of rm50k permonth. So I asked her, what you are doing here?

5.49pm, RDD a couple from Hong KOng I believe at Sungai Wang Plaza to The Gardens midvalley.

6.52pm, break at Petronas Bukit Bandar Raya. Pee, pray and topup ron95 for rm105.

6.55pm, STI 3 Malays at midvalley (north court, not north point as written) to flat Kampung Pasir. The dad so langsi.

8.01pm, RGH an India expat alone at midvalley (starbucks) to Desa Green condo Taman Desa.

Dear diary, today I just completed one airport trip.

UNWORTHY SEREMBAN TRIP

Tuesday, 14 February 2018.

While waiting at Petronas Jalan Lobak, Seremban city...

THE FIRST TRIP: BEFORE FAJR PRAYER
5.34am, my first customer, CHN at her house at Taman Pulai perdana 6 going to Royale Chulan. She ordered my big 6-seater bcoz couldn’t get normal Grabcar drivers. She blamed it on the apps issue.

Petronas opposite Terminal One Seremban. Pray and pee.
After 3 hours, no ping in Seremban city, I set SD to the airport.

8.10am, HLM 3 factory Malay girls at Jln S2 B6 Seremban 2 sending to Taman Megah.

8.17am, BTH an India guy at Lodge Tea hotel Seremban 2 going to Carboy Auto Body Oakland.

8.36am, RBN ping for a Malay tudung girl at Kalista apartment sending to MSU college Seremban and back to the Petronas Sungai Ujong. Aiyah.

Md Rafiq ping me to pickup but when arrived opposite KFC Seremban, and after shouting and yelling, no rider show and I asked him to cancel.

9.39am, MRT 3 Indon girls (and a lady) at Pasar Besar Seremban sending home at Apartment Seremban Putra. Inside the cab, they spoke among themselves a Malay, Minang, and Java.

THE TRANSPORTER: Ning, are you married? (Looking at the girl next to him.)
NING: Not yet, why?
THE TRANSPORTER: if not, then better wear "sabuk pengaman" (safety belt.)

10.26am, SND at Seremban city center going to Kemayan Square.

Then, I drove straight to Surau Fatimah Charterfield via old trunk road and Dengkil cowboy town.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 1
2.48pm, KTE and her husband and 2 boys from Singapore at KLIA2. I sent them to Parkroyal KL where were stuck in traffic jam on Jln Sultan Ismail near Berjaya Times Square for half an hour. Aiyah.

THE LAST TRIP: AFTER STUCK IN A TRAFFIC
4.57pm, a China family infront of Pavilion Jln Raja chulan going to Petaling Street.

Dear diary, today, I dont get my daily earning target. Only one airport trip. I went home sweet home early today.

WHEN YOU KNOW HIS SMARTPHONE IS INDISPENSABLE

Due to the NGV gas tank that occupies half of the boot trunk, you should keep your “baeang” on the back seat instead. Location: KWC Kenanga.

Monday, 12 February 2018.

7.57am, JHN booked for his boyfriend at Astaria going to nearby LRT Ampang. The Afghan guy running towards my cab. The surge rate was 1.6x.

8.24am, ANG a pinoy girl with maid uniform at Jln Pandan Indah 6/3 sending to Jln 5, Tmn Tun Abdul Razak (TAR).

8.52am, TAN a chinese boy at shoplots Bukit Indah sending to Pertiwi Indah condom. The surging rate was extremely high at 1.8x.

9.19am, EVI an Indon cewek waiting at Indon Embassy Jln tun Razak. She wanted to change the destination from TBS to Jln Puteri 3/2. The girl‘s handbag and all her belongings ie passport etc just being stolen. She now works in Ipoh and today got her new replacement passport. Instead of going back to Ipoh, she wanted to stay with her ex-friends in Puchong.

10.42am, APR sent by her bf at nearby Jln Puteri 2/3. She wanted to go airport via Putrajaya Sentral. When asked why not taking Uber direct to airport, she said, “mahal loh, if direct from Puchong to airport I pay rm70, if like this (using Putrajaya Sentral), only pay rm20 uber and rm10 by ERL. Half a price only!“ This is one smart rider.

11.16am, FRH at Institut Kanser Negara (IKN) Putrajaya sending to Kota Warisan. She got breast cancer on the right side now. The boy seemed too young to work and asked me a lot about driving Uber. He even doesnt have the car driving license yet.

From Kota Warisan driving straight to surau Fatimah Charterfield KLIA.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 1, nicely during zohor adzan on air...
1.31pm, HTM an Arab with wife and 2 kids at KLIA2 sending to Sunway Reaort and Spa. This is not pacak gps on Uber XL.

3.07pm, ARM at Rumah Pangsa PJS 8/14 with his wife and 2 kids too. I think they are Sabahan. Stopped at nearby Caltex. I sent them to KWC Kenanga Wholesale City.

4.31pm, YDK 5 Indon workers at YWCA Jln Hang Jebat. They are from Madura. He tried to persuade me to use other route bit I stubbornly follow Federal highway going to Jln Kebun Nenas Klang. It’s quite journey and bad traffic jam. The surge was 1.5x and the final fare almost a hundres bucks

Break outside Masjid Diraja Klang to take sunset photography.
Then I bought mandarin oranges, rm32 for XLL size.

7.24pm, PRA an India girl at Mydin Klang long busstop. I sent her to Tmn Seri Muda.



8.00pm, nearby SSS 5 banglas going to Bandar Putra Mahkota.

Drive straight to Landside.

8.33pm, at the Landside parking lot, I saw this pakcik driver talking loudly to the Grab customer service. The boy left his smartphone on his car but he didn’t want to send the phone to the guy since he is aleeady raking the Queue number. This is an opportunity for me! I told pakcik that I could send the phone with rm50 fee. At first the boy offered only rm10 or let his cousin came to pick it up later. But minutes later he agreed for me to send it! Yay! In return, I gave pakcik his rm10 and he looked happy, “masyukk!.”

”Membangau” for more than 3 long hours.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 2, a bad trip decision... OTL
12.51am, CEK a fertilizer seller local chinese at KLIA2 using UberX. He said he’s going to Seremban. Aiyah! But I agreed to send him home even after knowing that no riders back later. Later inside the cab he told me that there were 4 drivers turned him down already. I told him the situation (of no return passenger) and I told him that I have good mood tonight. He didn’t want to take limo teksi bcoz “mahal”. We talked and talked. At the dropoff, as expected I dont get any tip from this bugger. Lajiao lah. For me, it's a lesson learned. I will not accept any more Seremban trip without double fare.

Tonight I stayed in Petronas Seremban until morning.

UNSETTING SD TO GET GENTING JOB

Sunday, 11 February 2018.

7.42am, fuel to go: 216km, odometer: 82,544km.

8.34am, after ordering Sausage mcmuffin with eggs at Mcd Tmn Kosas, HTO 6 pax of Myanmar at Jln Dagang 1/3 going to KL Baptist Church Jln Alor Bukit Bintang. At dropoff, I got honks from cars behind me.

Unsetting SD to KLIA, luckily got ping to Genting! Yay.

9.13am, FDL at budget hotel Jln Changkat Thambi Dollah going to Awana Skyway cable car. Actually the pin was pointing at the old abandoned skyway termina. 6 adult and 2 children from Jakarta squeezed into my cik Jnulekasnova. Ondway up, he asked about the fare going to bandara (airport) tomorrow. Later, I also asked them whether they wanted for me to wait for them to going back to the city center, but it seems they not interested for me to wait. Okay lah. Note: Culture shock no 3: the Indons surprised to see the toll highway can be used by motorbikes. Aiyah.

While at the Awana skycab, the clouds is covering all the area, at the top where I parked and waited for pings is as hot as at lowlands.

11.51am, AJB a Malay girl booked cheapo Justgrab for 4 tourists (Thais ?) at the nearby First World Hotel to send them to Awana Hotel at the down the hill near Awana skycab.

While parking at the Awana hotel entrance , then suddenly there were a bunch of young guys surrounding my cab! Later they were just Pokemon club fans from Shah Alam. Aiyah!

12.45pm, IRN 6 amoi at Genting Highlands Premium Outlets (GHPO) going to PV12 Setapak. Yay!

1.35pm, AZZ a Malay boy alone booking my big cab from crampy PPR Sri Semarak Taman Ayer Panas going to narrow street of Jln Kampong Bandar Dalam.



2.25pm, break at Petronas Lot 236 Jln Gombak. Pee, pray, and ron95 for rm92.

2.51pm, DWI 6 pax of Indon cewek waiting opposite Plaza TAR going to Jln SS 9a/7 PJ.
One of the girls asked her friends:

Cewek 3: piro mau ne?
Mas Joko the sopir: telong puloh pitu..,
Cewek 3: wah! iso ngomong jowo yo?
Mas Joko the sopir: iyola sitik2, bapakku makku wong jowo, aku orang key ell.,
and they laugh and laugh., kannina lah

3.15pm, JFR a Malay family, with wife and 2 kids at APW Jln Riong, Bangsar. Eventhough the destination ( LRT Bangsar) is very near, due to the bad traffic jam and wrong pickup side of the road and the surging rate was high (1.7x), as the fare was considered “lumayan” for me.



5.06pm, RSH 5 pax of local Indian family at Ascott Sentral hotel going to wedding house Jln Wawasan 2/1 Puchong.

Break at Petronas Lebuh Puteri. No ping to KLIA.
Drive straight to Landside KLIA via Pulau Meranti.

AIRPORT TRIP NO. 1
8.36pm, a china couple at KLIA2 using cheapo UberX going to The Face Suites KLCC.

Setting Grab to HOME.
9.43pm, RSL 2 Bangla at Jln Stonor going to LRT Jelatek.

10.03pm, SDY using an Arab name, a negro lady called me at Ampang point but not mention the entrance. When I said the KFC she said yes but waiting for 7 min no show. So I cancelled. No worry about CR bcoz tomorrow is Monday!

10.19pm, MLT using an Arab name again, I think the same negro lady. But instantly she cancelled. Fook yew lah.

10.26pm, AZI a Malay lady with a little daughter at Flat Taman Dato Ahmad Razali Blk F. When arrived, after shouting and yelling, finally I got her at Block M instead. Then I sent them to Jalan 1 (not Jalan 6) Ampang Jaya.

Drive home sweet home.

DRIVING UBER ONLY IN KLCC AREA

"jangan menzalimi diri sendiri"

Saturday, 10 February 2018.

10.27am, HLG a China tourist family at Sunway Velocity Cheras sending to Petronas Twin Towers KLCC.

10.58am, SHN a China tourist family also at nearby Soho Suites KLCC going to Petaling Street Chinatown.

11.18am, DMG a Vietnamese guy ping from hotel near Central Market. He called telling the hotel's name which I am not sure and he said he's going to Melaka. Wahlaweh. I said I can go but with double fare. He refused to pay double "tambang" and dont want me to wait for them to come back either. So he cancelled.

11.23am, KSH at Lebuh Ampang. An India family, and when they saw my cab, the elder man try to run and catch me but I told them to wait at the teksi stop. Panda lela lah. I sent them to Menara KL tower.

11.48am, TVK an India family ping me from KLCC park going to Nu Sentral. He later booked me again.

12.20pm, MRN a French mom and little son at Sri Tiara Residence Taman Seputeh sending to Fresca Mexican Kitchen & Bar The Gardens Midvalley.

12.44pm, LEE and his wife and daughter at North court (wrong location) midvalley. They actually were at the North point, but when I arrived at the North court (hotel), they rather walked up the pedestrian bridge to get to my cab. Good lah. I sent them to Mazda 3S service center at Jalan Klang Lama. The surging rate was 1.6x but the distance was short, only 1.2km.

1.00pm, the same TVK an India family just now ping me at Jln Tun Sambanthan going to Ampang Point.

Even after I set destination to KLIA many times from the beginning, I didnt get any airport trip today. So, feeling tired, I drove straight to home sweet home.

Dear diary, today I completed 7 UberXL trips and no airport trip.

DRIVING UBER ONLY IN SEREMBAN

Friday, 9 February 2018.

10.52am, SUK a local chinese amoi at Jln Bukit Galena 14 Seremban to Tiroi KTM Stesen.

11.06am, ZHR 2 Malay girls at her house at Jln Labu Kg Masjid going to Terminal 1 Seremban.

11.52am, KHR an Indian lady put a wrong location. I asked her to cancel.

12.04pm, BIL ping to pickup his 2 elderly parents, apek and nyonya at Jln Murugesu sending to Taman Bidara. This apek quite upset I followed Waze instead follow his direction due to bad traffic jam.

12.29pm, SHA a makyah at Bilik Sewa Mr Lim Tmn Ming Hoe sending to Seremban Prima.

Break for Solat Jumaat.

3.05pm, AIS 3 pax Malay students at Jln Aminudin Baki (her college) going to Palm Mall Seremban.

Give up and I drove straight to Bangi and Kajang thru bad traffic jam at Jln Cheras.

5.35pm, 2 Vietnamese amoi at Sungai Wang Plaza, took me more than 30min to pick them up and sent them to Zest condom Bandar Kinrara.

8.14pm, CHK while I set to Petron ELite and KLIA, at wrong location, his house is Putra Murni not Putra Bistari which grab gps screwed up! I sent him and his mom to KLIA2. This is cheapo grabcar rm65, and better that empty handed going to the airport.

9.46pm, CHW 4 pax at KLIA2 going to One World Hotel Bandar Utama. They just came back from Taiwan. This is not pacak mode.

11.02pm, KARAN AVAYA ping me from TGI Friday 1 utama. But it's a fake booking! Pande lela lah.

11.09pm, ANA 6 pax Malay girls at Hadramawt The Curve sending to their hostel at Jln Leong Yew Koh. This is a high fare!

Switched off the apps and drove home sweet home.

MY CAR CANNOT FLY LAH MEM

Thursday, 8 February 2018.
334km (fuel), 7.36am, 81,692km (odo).

6.45am, ROS at Jln Nirwana 7 sending to Tun Hussein Onn National Eye PJ.

7.57am, FAV alone at Nadi Bangsar sending to The Gardens midvalley. South African liked to talk, I told him about the Table Mountain, and he told me to put South African on my bucket list. I told him that we need 3 things to go travel all over the world - ambition, money and time. Now I got only ambition. Lol.

8.12am, AZC alone at Begonia The Park Residence sending back to Nadi Bangsar. Okay lah.

8.28am, ADI alone at Aloft KL Sentral. I send the India guy to Menara Hongleong Bukit Damansara.

8.54am, CHN a local chinese lady at Menara Milenium to Deloitte Menara LGB TTDI for seminar. This lady reminds me of my old secretary, Kelly.

9.39am, MDR a Bangla at Hostel Tropicana, alone. He was impressed with my big car. I sent him to LRT Kelana Jaya.

10.06am, CCO at Kelana D Putera Condo going to Sun U Residence Bandar Sunway.

10.37am, AMB at Sunway Pyramid called me to fast fast going to KLIA2. I told her and the husband (from Kuching) that my car cannot fly. She looked furious and upset. Charcheebye lah.

12.57pm, ANN Vietname 6 pax with small baggages at KLIA2 going to The Forum Jln Inai.

2.11pm, SDQ alone at Element Hotel Binjai to Menara UOA.

3.07pm, SHR alone at Menara Binjai again going to Serian Tower Mutiara Damansara.

3.53pm, QLS at Vila Laman Cahaya Sungai Penchala. This rich Kelantan family is going to KLIA to KK. I asked them to stop at Petron Elite to fillup my empty tank. She said okay.

Run errands to Sungai Udang.

VERY LANGSI UBER RIDER

Wednesday, 7 February 2018.

8.48am, RHM 6 pax of Indon at Indon embassy Jln Tun Razak sending to Mydin Mart Padang Jawa.

11.52am, YYY 6 amois at Sogo Subway going to cafe next to Segi College. Many roads blocked infront of Dataran Merdeka.

12.29pm, JOY 4 Banglas at Lebuh Pudu sending to KLIA. 3 big cloth bundles and bags.

2.21pm, ALAN at KLIA2 cancelled by rider.
AIB at KLIA fighting didnt want to tell the destination. I cancelled. Pande lela lah.

3.25pm, KKT at KLIA2 to Medan Putra Condo. One local chinese alone, car spareparts seller just came back from Sarawak. This guy also commented on my 3 smartphones on the dashboard, so I told him, one for Grab, one for Uber and the other one smartphone is for my amoi only - so I need to keep it inside the car whenever I came back to the house every night! He laughed and laughed. Lajiao lah.


4.40pm, SCT 3 pax of Siam at Tesco Kepong sending back to KLIA2. Yay! (Photo above)

6.33pm, fillup ron 95 at Petronas KLIA exit for rm93.

7.30pm, run errands at Puchong Perdana.

I set SD to HOME.

9.22pm, ASY 2 Indon couple at Jln Bestari going to Residensi Laguna Subang Jaya.

9.53pm, SFY a Malay girl with her friend ping from Palm Ville but she put at the wrong location, or maybe the Grab gps kanna todi meh? I send her to Titiwangsa Sentral Condo.

LITTLE SISTERS OF POOR

Tuesday, 6 February 2018.

Started at 8.28am with 80,934km reading on the odometer.

8.59am, LIU 6 pax of China students at Golden Summer Hotel, Ampang Putra. She messaged me, “fellow gps.” which was wrong. Their English are poor. I sent them to Turner International at Etiqa Twins KLCC. The surge was 2.1x.

9.15am while the China pax still inside the cab, on the Akleh elevated highway, ANN the old lady ping me from Oval Apartment. I think she waited about 30min for my cab. She never complained. I sent the Texas golden lady to Pusat Jagaan Little Sisters of Poor foe elderly, Taman Seri Bahtera Cheras. The surge was 1.3x.

Run errands to BSN Bandar Baru Ampang.

2.04pm, NRL 6 pax of Malay office ladies at Suria KLCC going to Axiata Tower Sentral. They talked and talked about merisik, tunang, nikah kahwin. But none of them wanted to sit next to me. Aiyah.

3.06pm, SOM an India family of 3 pax at Sriwangsaria Bangsar going to KLIA. Once inside my cab, he closed the aircon louvre and later talking to his friend about job on his handsfree phone. Then he also asked me to turn down the volume of the Waze on my iphone. Panda lela lah.

5.10pm, YNG alone at KLIA2 sending to The Signature hotel Sri Hartamas. This is not a fake gps.

7.05pm, break at Petronas Sri Hartamas. Pee and pray.
8.00pm, JSM alone at Hamasho Desa Sei Hartamas going to Saujana Residential which I thought on the way to Subang airport. At the exit to Subang Jaya, suddenly I realised I was turning to the wrong way and she also screamed at me and upset! Aiyah. So I found another route going to the Empire Gallery mall and I hit 2 red lights. I also asked her originality which she told me that she is Japanese. So I spoke Japanese to her and she quite like it!

Knowing setting the SD to KLIA airport was a useless thing to do at this hour, so I drove straight to Landside. But I stopped at RnR Dengkil. Pee and pray.

12.11am, NML a Malay guy called me from KLIA1 wanted to send them to Bukit Sentosa, Rawang. But I refused due to long distance (94km) and cheapo fix fare. Another reason is bcoz no riders back to KL and the Rawang jungle look so scary, manyak hantu hoo. So I asked him to cancelled and slowly he cancelled.

12.51am, 40min later finally got ping from DSS at KLIA2. I msg him “hi” and je replied back instantly. And before I finished typing to ask his destination, he wrote me, “going klcc.” Yay! Later 3 matsalleh with a golden lady hopped in to my cab as they are going to Quadro Residence KLCC. They were just flying from Saigon with Air Asia. The lady who sat behind me mumbling that the needed to walk half an hour from the plane ro the terminal. I told her, that’s what you get when you ordered cheapo service fare comparing to big airplane companies ie MAS SIA etc. But not cheapo service provider gives you worst service. For example, this uber which is cheaper than conventional “cekik dara” teksi but everybody is happy using it for it’s convenience, cheap, clean, and professional service. But that’s what I said only in my heart. OTL

GETTING RICH BY BEING SLEEPING PARTNER

Mesjid Bukit Indah this morning. @2018

Monday, 5 February 2018.

The odometer reading now is 80,694km.

8.45am, car wash for cik Jnulekasnova inside Masjid Bukit Indah compound - RM12.

9.05am, SHC a pinoy lady called to pickup her inside PMO The Edge of UThant condo, but the guard wouldnt allow me to go inside. "U park outside over there," he was pointing it. So, the lady needed to walk to outside to get into my cab. This is Grabcar Plus and I sent her to Desa Mentara PJS2 Tmn Medan.

10.06am, ALX alone booking UberX at Komuter Station Seri Setia to Jln PJS 7/20 Bandar Sunway.

10.19am, KST alone using UberX at Flat Jln PJS 7/15. This sick Indian lady wanted to go to Klinik Alam Medic near Sunway Pyramid.

10.36am, NUR a Malay girl at the Sunway Pyramid mall ping me using UberX. I believe she is a student as I dropped her at Mozer's Subang Parade, she only paid me rm1 for 50sen. I said no need as she used the promo code of rm5.

10.51am, ENS booking UberX also booking me at MRT Subang (before Ara Damansara) sending to his office at Oasis Square Ara Damansara. He used Uber for the first time as his car break down now and sent for repair.

12.17pm, MLS University lecturer using UberXL for 5 pax at Taylor's University going to Fu Wah Restaurant Jln Kenari Puchong.

12.46pm, MHD a Bangla student who cannot speak Malay, actually he knows little Bahasa Melayu. He just finished his master and now doing business chicken and egg with his local "sleeping partner". This Bangla likes to talk and talk about his business, his compatriot and he is now looking for a wife who shall be orphanage. Any volunteers?


1.22pm, SHH two lady teachers at KKLW Putrajaya busstop. I followed the Waze, but they waited at the wrong busstop. When I press the button "Iam here," I saw both ahkak, eyh, both cikgu, eyh, both cikgi walking hastily toward me. Hahaha, takut kena tinggal lah tu. I sent them to nearby SK Putrajaya Presint 5.

Break at D'Pulze eat pizza only.
Then driving straight to KLIA.

3.52pm, EKP a local couple at KLIA arrival door 8 with "dua bag basikal besar". Aiyah. I just said okay since they are only 2 pax. I sent them to Centrio Hillpark Bangsar eventhough they set the destination to Menara Darussalam KLCC. I dont mind. But they not much talking, so I driving and fall a sleep many many times. At the dropoff he said they just came back from Bali for the Bicycle racing tournament. He said most of the winners were local Balinese.

4.56pm, AND ping me from UM hospital Menara Timur. He texted me, "please prepare big car, smooth drive, because passenger is just finish bone surgery, thanks." They are 4 pax of Indon chinese.  Even the cute nurse who sent the guy inside the cab also warned me, "drive slow2 uncle, careful with the bonggols." I only smile at her, and she smile back at me. OTL ... I drove them slowly to Hotel 99 SS2 Petaling Jaya.

7.23pm, AMR alone at Menara Allianz Sentral sending to Horizon Resident Jln Tun Razak.

Therefore I completed my driving today.

Maggi Hot cup I bought at Petronas Penchala Link @2018.

"JOB TEPI" FROM KLIA

Sunday, 4 February 2018.

Driving from JB to UniKL Micet Alor Gajah.

11.13am, Petron Salak Tinggi, fillup ron95 for rm67.

11.35am, "membangau" at surau Fatimah Charterfield and Landside for 4 hours. Trying Grab Plus for the first time.

Ignoring 2 Grabcar cheapo rm65 trips and waiting for Grab Plus ping with rm75. The 6 seater ping seemed more further away. Then suddenly one of my whatsapp group friend offered "job tepi" driving pak Arab family who just landed from Langkawi. She got a message from an agent to pickup the Arab family at 4.15pm at KLIA2, but everything was haywire! It's not KLIA2, instead KLIA1 !  Even the hotel name also got confused, which is not Citin Seacare Hotel in Pudu, but in Citin Hotel near Masjid Jamek. Aiyah. And 4 big Arabs with not so small child (a 12 year old girl). Luckily their baggages are not so big which can fit nicely into my cik Jnulekasnova.

As agreed, I was going to drive them to Citin Hotel in KL, but wait... The Arab family wanted to stop at Putrajaya. I was asking for extra rm50 which the Arab young man agreed.

Almost 6pm I picked them up bcoz I already turned around KLIA2 twice and needed to go back to KLIA1 ! Aiyah.

6.33pm, arrived at Jambatan Wawasan, they stopped and took some photos. About 10minutes. Later I dropped them infront of Masjid Putra and promised to be ready to be picked up later at around 7.45pm and I drove to the nearest Petronas at Presint 18. Pee and pray.

8.15pm, after shouting and waiting, finally they hopped in to cik Jnulekasnova. AHM even bought me masalah from the arab restaurant in the mosque. I drove them traight to KL.

9.01pm, arrived at Mesjid Jamek looking for hidden Citin hotel sandwiched behind bazaar which he was booked and paid but after looking at the hotel male receptionist, he decided to leave the place. "I dont like his long hairy nose," he said. Aiyah.

9.15pm, I sent them to Dorsett Hotel Jln Imbi. He booked the hotel and paid me.

Note. The agent told me that they plan to go to Cameron Highlands tomorrow.

BERGADANG JANGAN BERGADANG

Sharply at 12.12am this morning, this girl with few others open up the table to sell breakfast food just beside my cab.

Friday, 2 February 2018.

I am overstaying since last night for the KLIA trip. I should take the Grabcar cheaput fare at the midnight last night instead of waiting for the 6-seater which the Queue number is at 1-10. Demm.

6.49am, VCH a local KL couple which I thought were foreigner due to the weird name at KLIA1. Their 2 baggages are too big and I dont think will fit into any Axia or Myvi car. No wonder, when I dropped them at their Utropolis Suites Shah Alam next to KDU University, the guy gladly said "thank you" many times to me. Luckily la u.

With an attention to get an airport trip, I set grabcar apps to SD to KLA and drove straight thru Federal Highway.

8.15am, VYO an Indian boss with his wife at Jln SS 3/47 Tmn Universiti PJ going to KLIA. Instantly, he texted me, "try to come fast, shld be at airport by 9.20.." then I looked at my watch. Aiyah! One hour to the airport and I was panic as I thought his flight was at 9.20! When arrived at the front gate of his terrace house, he still inside the house! Then I need to uturn my cab on the crampy street to get the couple with their baggages. When inside the cab, I told his uncle that I couldnot make it to the airport in one hour even the Waze said it will arrive there in time. But the uncle told me, "no worries, my actual flight is 10.30, i just wanted to give the buffer.." Pande lela lah. I told him that he scared me to drive fast fast to pick him up. This type of riders just wanted to bully bully the drivers only. Fookyew lah.

Dear diary, while still waiting at the airport for the UberXL ping, I had time to eat my breakfast, and got a short nap. Then after 2 hours of looking at the idling 1-10 queue number on the Uber apps, I decided to go back to JB.

WILAYAH DAY 2018

On Jalan Aman during dusk just now.

Thursday, 1 February 2018.

Started at 6.31am.
No ping 3 hours of waiting when setting SD to KLIA.

9.35am, AND an India big bos at Westin hotel sending to far far away Carrier Malaysia PBP3 Puchong. It’s a long journey and the boss even slept and snored at the back seat.

10.32am, HLM 3 Myanmars at PNP 1/2 Bandar Puteri sending to Jln Putra Perdana. The guy who sat next to me likes to speak and his Malay is good. He story mory about how saving it is to ride Grabcar. Once he was cheated by Indian teksi driver at Pudu central. He vividly told the story on how he fight with the okd India cabby.

11.09am, NCA alone at PP Satu restoran. This is his first time Grab user. He also likes to talk. I sent the Jawa Timir man back to Jalan Kenari 7 Puchong.

11.53am, LCO a local chinese man at infront of 7-11 Jln Kenari 1 going to his home at Jln Puteri 6/5.

Then I drove straight to KLIA without rider.
Break at Landside to pee and pray.

2.05pm, SWD 6 pax with small luggages at KLIA2. The Sabahan going to T-Hotel Jln TAR KL.

4.22pm, HFZ a Malay family at Pavilion Valet entrance. The pickup location was wrong. I sent them to LRT Setiawangsa.

4.50pm, AFQ a Malay chubby girl at flat near Saswani Tomyan AU1 sendirik ng to Cash Converter Setapak. She used rm5 promo code.

5.09pm, ISM 5 pax of Muslim African students (I think) at PV21 7-11. They still on the lift when I arrived. They wanted togo to KLCC Park which was closed due to construction. Instead, I sent them at the Traders hotel lobby. The girl used the rm5 promo code too.

5.41pm, HBB 2 Indon guys at Tmn U-thant 1 behind US Embassy. They wanted to go to Pasar Chow Kit and asked me to wait there. But I told them I could wait for 5min only and told them it’s better to book for another Uber driver.