STUPID THING I SAID TODAY

The new refurbish petrol station at Charterfield, KLIA @2018

Sunday, 30 September 2018.

Started “membangau” at Charterfield, 11.18am. The queue no for GC (901-1000); 6s (451-500); GC+ (251-300)

About 3.15pm tgis Indian young guy approached me at Landside. He looks friendly and I just replied whatever he’s saying. He’s been working with Tune Insurance for Air Asia and git retrenchment benefits recently. Good la.

At 3.12pm (5 hours membangau), the 6s (181-200); GC+ (11-15). The queue is so slow. ;(

3.29pm, MAT an Australian chinese couple at KLIA2. While on the cab and exiting the arrival hall, he’s very keen to know those “kelapa sawit” oil palm plantations. I sent them to Grand Suites Bukit Bintang which inside the Ramada hotel. Grabcar cheapo Plus.

4.42pm, MUH a Pakistan (maybe?) at Shangri La hotel sending to Bangsar Shopping Center.

Break at Petronas Bukit Bandaraya. Pee and pray.
Ignoring so many cheapo Justgrab ping and got penalty from 30s to 5 minutes to 10 minutes. Fookyewla Grab.

I SAID SOMETHING STUPID
5.53pm, DEC a (no race) man at Jalan Telawi 2 Bangsar sending to Pantai Panorama Condom. When approaching the guardhouse at the condom, I asked him about the block number, but he told me that he rather stop outside to avoid messy security requirements. Then I asked him where he is from, and he said, “Australia.” Then I told him something (censored) stupid. He got furious! He replied, “(censored too) and you mo good in judging people!” Wahlaweh. I kanna hantam meh! Then he got off and I thanked him. Dear diary, I really regret it of what I’d said to the guy. And hopefully he doesn’t complain to CS that might send me to be banned. May Allah forbid.

6.11pm, RAK an Indian British lady at Centrio @ Pantai hillpark sending to Traders hotel KLCC. The woman felt not well and kept coughing so I offered my mineral water. We talked and talked all the way.

6.41pm, USA a Japanese guy at Element KL hotel Jalan Binjai sending to Anda KL Hotel Bukit Bintang. He said, “ u can speak Japanese.”

CENTRAL MARKET OR PASAR SENI?
7.07pm, DEN an Indian lady at flat Jalan Abraham Pudu sending to Central Market. But she stopped at Pasar bus station.

Break at Masjid ar Rahman UM. Pee and pray.

8.21pm, NIN 6 Malay girls at mid Valley mall sending to Hostel UniKL Jalan Tandok Bangsar. I followed the Waze route which entering to the further and longer way.

At 8.44pm, SARANYA KONIKI ping me at Mutiara Residensi Brickfields but later she cancelled.

I set MD to HOME.
8.47pm, LAT an Indian lady at Nu Sentral with her young boyfriend. I sent her alone to new condom Residensi Pandanmas 2. All the way she's talking in English but later when asked, she said she's local. Then I reckoned I made another stupid question. Demm.

Stopped at Jalan Pria.
Stopped at Petronas Tesco Extra Ampang.

9.25pm, KAS a Sabah family at Tesco but he put a wrong location, Nasi Lemak rm1 which I couldn’t find. I sent 3 adults and 3 kids with groceries to flat Jalan Nirwana 36.

Stopped at Ampang Point.

9.59pm, STR 2 Banglas put a pin at TOILET ESSO Jln Lingkaran Tengah. I just followed the pin which ended on the end road. Then he cancelled. Lajiao lah. But I waited there for 5 minutes and he ping again and I accepted again. After shouting and yelling thru messages, they came to my cab. When asked, they said they wanted to go to Bandar Baru Ampang which furious me as Bandar Baru Ampang is a big town. Then they confirmed going to Hong Leong bank.

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3 CHEAPO AIRPORT JOBS

Green tree at Landside KLIA @2018

Saturday, 29 September 2018.

Started at 8.15am with odo readings at 131,344km.

Got ping 8.20am, CJM at nearby Jalan Indah 2 but he cancelled. Okay la.

Got an advanced booking to airport by a friend of ahkak Sabah bah. Negotiating on the fare.

8.23am, YEN a chinese couple with 2 little babies at Jalan 2/1g Sri Taman Baru Ampang sending to Jalan Pasar, Pudu. But they wanted to send the babies to nearby house.

JOB NO 2 IS TO AIRPORT
8.58am, MIL a non local chinese speaking no good English at Swiss Garden Residences Jaln Pudu sending to KLIA. Yay!

Started “membangau “ at Landside 9.55am, but later I moved to Charterfield due to hot weather.
Note. I need to leave the airport before 1.30pm to fetch Sabahan ahkak at Chow kit to the airport again.

AIRPORT JOB 2
1.12pm, LPY an amoi alone at KLIA sending to Home Kitchen Jalan 14/47 Seksyen 14 PJ. I took this cheapo Grabcar trip although the Grabcar Plus queue number is approaching 20 already because I was in a hurry to pickip the Indon makcik family at 3pm.

AIRPORT JOB 3
2.52pm, I arrived at Simms Grand hotel Jalan TAR (Chow Kit) to pickup kawan ahkak Sabah bah. 4 pax Indon family with many baggages sending to KLIA2. But before that they insisted to find a market that selling flour. When asked why not buying it in Indon, they said that they wanted to find a ready-made “bumbu” recipes which not available in Indon.

Arrived at Landside 4.15pm and try to “pachak” the apps...

“BANGLA LEBIH SAYANGKAN SAYA DAN PANDAI AMBIL HATI SAYA”

Jalan Damai @2018

Friday, 28 September 2018.

Started at 8.02am.

8.05am, JAC 2 local ladies waiting outside Mewah Court sending to Citibank KL.

Break at Jalan Damai, stopped at Masjid ibnu Masud. Pee and pray.
Petronas Lot 59 to fillup ron95 full tank for rm98.

Ignoring so many cheapo Justgrab trips.

10.16am, LAL an amoi alone at Raffles College sending to Petaling Street.

Got ping from BIKASH at busstop Geo Hotel wanted to go to US Embassy but after I arrived and waited about 5 minutes he cancelled. Good la.

10.39am, SAR a Rohingya (not Bangla but same) with his newly Kelantan wife at OCBC Bank Lebuh Pasar which confused me because OCBC is on the other side of the Masjid Jamek. But later they hopped in and told me their destination is JAWI next to Masjid Negara because he couldn’t find the JAWI in the apps. Then I asked him the purpose and he told me that they’re just married in Thailand (nikah siam) and wanted to register it. I told him that the process would take at least 6 months. But he said that his agent told him can be settled in 1 month! I don’t believe him and wish them good luck.

Break at bird park. 11.16am.

11.35am, ROS 2 big Malay ladies (actually ibu dan anak) with 2 little boys at bus stop Masjid Negara sending to the infamous PPR Kerinchi Block A.

11.56am, JOC an amoi at The Horizon Avenue 3 Tower 7. When arrived I saw this Malay lady whic I mistakenly thought was the rider, was waving at me and asking to jump her car. Aiyah. While trying to jump the car but unsuccessful, suddenly the rider, the amoi came in and told me the real Grab rider. I apologized to her and I left that ahkak with the Nepal security guard as she was calling her friend for help. I sent the amoi to Menara Kembar Bank Rakyat, Brickfields.

Got ping from IRENE at Nu sentral but I took a wrong and farther exit. Later I cancelled.

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Restarted at 7.05pm.

7.18pm, VEB 6 Myanmar guys at Ampang Meeah flats sending to Wisma Indah, Jalan Tun Razak, Pudu.

7.44pm, COA a Malay lady, at Menara KH Jalan Sultan Ismail sending to Mawar apartment Sentul. We talked and talked all the way. I told her about the Helilounge Bar on the Menara KH rooftop for beautiful and ohsem sunset view but she’s not working there. Then later also she’s commended about my radio station choice. I told her it’s Sinar fm and playing old songs. “Saya juga orang lama, “ she said and I looked at her and I smiled and she smiled back at me. OTL

Break at Masjid Sentul. Pee and pray.

8.54pm, JEN an Indian auntie at Sunway Putra mall lobby sending to Pangsapuri Teratak Muhibbah 2 Blok A, Taman Desa.

Got ping from nearby HID at Danau Murni Condom wanted to go to KL General Hospital. I accepted it and moment later she texted me: ”come at busstop”, and ”we are here”. Oo okay. But suddenly there is also 1 message: “Get in the right car! Always check that the vehicle plate number and DRIVER match what is shown in your app. (Message from Grab)!” Kannina. Fookyewla grab. So I cancelled the trip.

9.28pm, MONICA1 5 Chinese group at a restaurant Jalan Klang Lam sending to VIDA bukit Ceylon.

9.56pm, coincidentally the same name MONICA MAHARANI 5 Indon young tourists at KL Tower sending to nearby Arenaa Mountbatten hotel Jalan Tun Perak.

10.18pm, HAI an India family with 2 little boys at Avenue K Residence (not mall lobby) sending to Suria Stonor.

10.42pm, HAD an Arab couple at Suria KLCC P Ramlee entrance sending to Oakwood hotel & Residence Jalan Ampang.

11.07pm, NOL an Indon lady at M City sending to nearby Kojaya Condom.

11.28pm, IFN a Malay young man at LRT Ampang sending to Jalan Bukit Indah 1/4.

Off to HOME².

Note. Book a Grabcar. Got an Axia white driver. He said he’s staying in Shah Alam.

KL Tower @2018

ON GRABCAR PLUS

Thursday, 27 September 2018.

Started very early at 4.44am.

4.57am, RAN a young man at Easy Hotel Ampang Point sending to Fine Hotel behind Hospital Tawakkal. The tuvalu man told me that he’s here fir his grandmother medical treatment.

5.15am, LTW a Chinese non local couple at Hospital KL going to to Eden Villa. She keyed in wrongly so I requested another rm8 to send them to correct Jalan Ampang Hilir.

Break at Masjid Jaln Damai. Pee and pray.

6.20am, SHA and his wife and little girl at Permai Puteri Apartment sending to KLIA. Yay! They’re going to Manchester UK and bringing lots of things for his sister (or brother) who’s studying there. The Oman flight will transit at Muscat for few hours. He said also that many of his friends driving Grab and one of them is ondway to the airport just now.

Checked-in Landside at 7.34am. Pee and breakfast.
8.26am after an hour, I was requeued! Demm. Running and parking at Charterfield, then sleeping in the cab for 30 minutes.

After 3 hours “membangau” and requeue once...
10.48am, SUU an amoi at KLIA Arrival Hall which she put at a wrong “departure”. I sent her to Panasonic Industrial Devices, Seksyen 16 Shah Alam.

11.48am, LCH put a wrong location at Lorong Bali Kampung Padang Jawa. Actually he’s waiting at KTM Padang Jawa which is 2,5km away. Aiyah. I sent the politician apek with her daughter to Setia City Convention Center, not Pasar Malam. Aiyah.

Got fake teksi ping, 2.25pm at Tenby International school Setia Eco Park wanted to go to Cyberjaya on 6-seater with very high fare of rm108! But when I arrived at the congested school narrow street, ROHN JHEE already cancelled it! Lajiao la.

2.33pm, ZYL 3 China school boys at the same Tenby school sending to Setia city mall.

3.00pm, SHI a chinese lady at her house at Jalan Setia Impian U13/5h, Setia Alam. I sent her to far far away Bangsar Village II mall.

4.08pm, SUE a chinese lady with her daughter at Pantai Hospital KL sending to Villa Bukit Tunku.

4.37pm, AND a Malay boy holding a helmet at Kompleks Mahkamah KL Jalan Duta sending to Jalan 8/38c, Segambut.

5.01pm, AUG a matsalleh boy at Jalan Dutamas Raya sending to far far away Jalan BU 5/2 The Efingham, Bandar Utama.

Break at Petronas Kampung Sungai penchala. Pee and pray.

6.02pm, YOS a Japanese guy at 1 First Avenue sending to Klia2. Yay! But this is cheapo Justgrab.

Started “membangau “ at Landside 7.37pm, but pee and pray, when I came back to the cab, I got requeue again. Kannina.

I just want to get the Grabcar Plus as not many drivers are on the queue now.

8.55pm, KHE a Syrian (not Iran) 4 pax at Mitsui Outlet Park sending to Naab Persian Restaurant Jalan Bukit Bintang. But later they stopped at Pavilion.


10.00pm, MAN a pinoy family, and wife and 2 kids at Avenue K sending to Identiti U Thant.

10.38pm, HAA a Malay girl at Ampang Point sending to GST Trading Jalan Kosas 1/4.

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Dear diary, today I completed 14 jobs with fare of rm498! I got 4 KLIA trips. I should be bercukur.

I DESTROY A DOCTOR ABOUT 2.6 BILLION

Wednesday, 26 September 2018.

Started at 7.32am.

JOB NO 1.
7.40am, ANH a lady Malay doctor at Jalan Bukit Indah 2/15 sending to Klinik Dr Nur Izzah Taman Bakti, Selayang. At the beginning it was quiet then later she started to comment about Najib trial. She said, “kalai rm2.6b tu bagi kat rakyat 31 juta setiap sorang akan dapt rm1 juta.” I think about it for a moment, then I told her that she’s miscalculated. She’s just emotional and exaggerated. I’m not attend school too high but I know how to count. I told her that 1 million has 6 zeros, 1 billion has 9 zeros... and 1 trillion has 12 zeros. Then she started to goggle using her daughter smartphone and later admitted that one person in this country could receive only rm677 from that rm2.6billion. That’s equivalent to what Najib gave people a BR1M amount!

9.01am, DEE a Singh young man at Jalan Sri Selayang 3 Batu Caves sending to Singh Chapati House Jalan Thambipillay, Brickfields. Due to time factor, I decided to use the DUKE highway which later he didn’t agree with the toll fare.

9.37am, EHD an amoi with a wheel luggage at her luxury house with many luxury cars at Vasana 25 Seputeh Heights. I sent the masked amoi to 1 Mont Kiara.

10.10am, MIR a Malay lady at Bougainvilla Apartment sending to KWC Kenanga Wholesale City, Jalan Gelugor. The ahkak asked me about mycar apps that got porblem.

Break at Masjid Jalan Hang Tuah. Pee and pray.

JOB NO 5.
11.25am, an Australian young family with two little kids waiting outside The Robertson Residences Bukit Bintang but I already drove in. I thought they’re from Hong Kong as the name shown on the apps. I sent them to Suria KLCC. He asked me about durian as it’s not a season fruit.

11.48am, MOF a 5 Malay guy group at KL Convention Center sending to Restoran Beriani Asif, Jalan Padang Walter Granier, Imbi.

12.04pm, TOW a China couple with a little kid at Dorsett Residences by Luxury Homes. While waiting at the lobby this Indian couple trying to hog me ... Panda lela lah. I sent the family to mid Valeey Megamall West Court Entrance.

I drove straight to Bangsar South.

JOB NO 8.
12.51pm, TAK a matsalleh with bright green suit at Centrio @ Pantai Hillpark sending to Acme Bar x Coffee Bangsar Village. Grabcar Plus.

1.11pm, SID 2 English speaking ladies at nearby Bangsar Village mall. She put the wrong location of her home at Verve Suites Condom. In fact she wanted to go to Yayasan Syed Kechik, Jalan Kapas. I had no objection. Grabcar Plus.

JOB NO 10.
1.26pm, CHA ping me to pickup his girlfriend at Bangsat Shopping Center. I needed to wait few minutes and got tense since I couldn’t wait and he asked me to wait “depan”. I send the lady to Amaya Maluri Service apartment and I followed the google maps which costed me 3km more.

Break at Masjid al Imam ash shafie Pandan. Pee, pray and shortnap.

3.40pm, VIV an elder amoi at Minas Hair Saloon sending to Plaza 393 Jalan Peel Maluri. The rain just started to fall. She said many many “sorry “ and I told her not to worry. Later she story mory about her bed ridden dad who now in Tungshin Hospital. She needed to go to the hospital everyday as the dad is so furious about everything.

4.01pm, CHM a matsalleh at Southgate, off Jalan Chan Sow Lin sending to Park View Apartment KLCC.

4.39pm, KAM 2 India directors I reckon at IJN main lobby. The traffic was bery bery bad but they still not cancelling the job. I dont agree when he told his friend that “Malaysia teaffic is worst than in India...” bit I didnt reply. Later I sent them to Paradigm Mall PJ.

6.30pm, FAA 6 college students (1 Indian, 3 Malays and 2 Chinese) at Kelana Square Block B sending to Mentari Court Gate 2. She’s quite furious to the chinse boys who’re rude to her big body appearance and later they mocking about religion as they’ve apoken in mandarin which she warned them. We’ve still no racial harmony after 61 uears if independence, I said in my thought only. This is 6-seater trip and the fare is bery high due to heavy traffic.

Break at Masjid Sunway. Pee and pray.

8.14pm, SAH an India student girl alone at Monash University sending to Suasana Sentral Loft.

8.52pm, IMR at The Majestic hotel. 6 local girls and boys going to RSMY Best Cheese Naan, Jalan Medan Tuanku.

9.22pm, QSA a Bangla? couple at Menara city one sending to Merdeka Villa Ampang. He gave me a big rm50 note for rm16 fare so I returned the balance in rm1 notes.

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LRT TRAINS HIT BY DOUBLE WHAMMY OF SERVICE DISRUPTION IN ONE DAY

Tuesday, 25 September 2018.

After 2 fully days (Sunday and Monday), I pickup cik Jnulekasnova this afternoon at Jalan Kerdas 4 workshop and ready to run grab.

Started at 1.35pm.

1.45pm, AIA 2 Malay girls at Oldtown White Coffee Sri Gombak going to UIA.

2.11pm, HOH 5 Afghanistan group (3 men 2 women) at Jalan Sungai Pusu roadside. This area reminds me of my accident last week. I sent them to far far away Ampang point. But when arrived they wanted to go to Taman Kosas. First I sent them to Tanah Perkuburan Ampang, then they wanted to stop at Masjid Taman Kosas.

Break at Taman Kosas. Pee and pray.

3.02pm, the same HOH Afghan group at Tanah Perkuburan Ampang. Actually they put the wrong pin location. The a local Malay guy called me using his handphone. Later I sent them to Masjid Bandar Baru Ampang, not masjid Ampang Indah.

3.58pm, ROB a Bangla alone at Ampang Damai Court sending to Kompleks Wilayah Jalan Dang Wangi. He asked me to use Akleh.

4.25pm, FAR a Malay lady, at Jakel Mall alone sending to Weststar Honfa Auto Pusat 3S, MRR2. While on the cab, she’s calling her boyfriend.

Break at Petronas MRR2 near Zoo Negara. Pee and pray.

5.02pm, MOE 4 Banglas with a shovel and some gunny packages at opposite MRR2 Petronas. I sent them to Jalan Pudu.

5.40pm, SEL a Malay girl (I guess from her appearance) at Main Entrance Berjaya Times Square. I sent the girl to Jalan Raja Bot. Due to bad traffic in the city center, the Waze and google maps directed me the long and round route. But when almost reached the Jalan Raja Bot at the Masjid Kg Baru, she suddenly screamed and told me that I missed the junction to PT Harapan Bunda. Aiyah.

6.15pm, a Malay family at LRT Kampung Baru. He said LRT system got service problem and they needed to reach KLIA2 in one hour since their flight to Langkawi is at 7.30pm. Aiyah. I sent them to KL Sentral Departure hall.

6.40pm, while still on previous trip with passengers, SAM and his wife at the same KL Sentral main entrance. I sent them to KFC Raja Laut.

7.11pm, YUT an amoi at Monorail Titiwangsa sending to PV3. This amoi liked to talk even with her typical pelat Malay.

Break at Petronas Klang Gate Melawati MRR2. Pee and pray.
Break at Ampang Point parking bay.

9.05pm, ZUR a Chinese lady and her mom at Starbucks Ampang Point. I mistaken her for a Malay girl. I sent them to Pangsapuri Rasmi, Taman Rasmi Jaya, Ampang.

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TIME TO KNOCK AND REPAINT THE DAMAGE

Grabfood at Aquaria KLCC lobby @2018

Saturday, 22 September 2018.
Dear diary, today I need to send cik Jnulekasnova to a "bengkel ketuk and cat" workshop in Gombak. So I set myDestination to Balai Polis Gombak.

Started at 7.55am.

JOB NO. 1
8.01am, an India guy alone at Permai Seri apartment Ampang Jaya sending to far far away Klinik Murni Danau Kota, Jalan Genting Klang. He said he needed to check up in the clinic for his passport and visa renewal.

After dropoff, I waited for a few minutes waiting for a ping to the workshop. Suddenly I got ping but this India guy was knocking on my window to return him to Ampang Jaya. But I told him that I got a ping already and asked him to book another grab.

Dear diary, I turned off the MyDestination to the workshop since it'll open at 10am.

JOB NO. 2
8.34am, a Malay young lady at Flat Danau Kota Block C. As a typical PPR flat, I arrived and the street was dead end and she came and hopped in. I needed to turned back with a teksi on my back. It's a challenged to get out of the flat and I didnt want to argue with the lady who could wait by the roadside. So I just drove her away to Marc Residence KLCC.

JOB NO. 3
9.24am, RAM a Malay big guy at Prima Setapak 2 Condom sending to VRN Uncle Muniz, Danau Kota, Jalan Genting Klang again.

Actually I got another ping, but it's a cheapo rm6 Justgrab. Lazy to pickup on that haywire areas of Jalan Genting Klang, I decided to drive straight to the workshop.

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In JB, I booked a Grab, 9.09pm, at Maybank Seri Alam going home. I got a Perodua Axia with a young Malay driver. He's driving part time for the last 2 years. Last time he drove Uber using his viva. "Tapi Grab tak boleh guna Viva," he told me.

HOW TO HOLD IN YOUR POOP UNTIL MASJID NEGERI SHAH ALAM

When the moon comes between the two towers, KLCC @2018

Friday, 21 September 2018.

Started at 8.12am.
Try to stop and use the Petronas Lebuh Puteri toilet, but ...

8.33am, JOA an amoi alone at next door BMW Ingress Auto Puchong sending to far far away Wisma Guocoland, Bukit Damansara Ciry.

9.22am, ELA another chinese lady at Tivoli Villas sending to The Weld Jalan Raja Chulan. Dear diary, later I reckon that this ahmoi left her eyelash trimmer curler (below photo) on the back seat.

Try another attempt to use Petron Jalan Bukit Bintang toilet, but 2 people already queueing up. So I hold in my poop ...

9.51am, DAO a Japanese couple at Parkroyal KL Jalan Sultan Ismail sending to far far away Masjid Negeri Shah Alam.

Break at Masjid Sultan Salahudin Shah, Shah Alam. Pee and pray.
Dear diary, this hold in poop while driving Grab is not good for your health. So many stories mories about it can cause diarrhea and kidney stone issue.

11.47am, SHA 3 Malay ladies at Gate A Karangkraf, Jalan Renggam 15/5, Off Persiaran Selangor. I sent them to KLIA2 for cheapo Justgrab. She got promo rm30 some more. Good lah. I reckon from their discussions that they’re flying to Indon.

Arriving Carwash Landside, 12.45pm, and left my iphone (rm5) so that i could go to Masjid Jamek KLIA Sepang for solat Jumat.

I went to surau at 5.40pm thinking that no ping since the queue no is still at 61-80. When I came back, there is an ignored job. Aiyah. But it’s ok, there’s still one more ping to accept.

6.10pm, ALS an Arab family with small bags at KLIA2 going back to Sentrio Pandan. Yay! 5 pax, 2 young men, 1 girl and mom and dad just flew back from Langkawi. We just spoke 2 sentences at the beginning of the journey and later we just kept quiet.

Break at Masjid ibnu al masud Jalan Damai. Pee and pray.

8.03pm, MG a meksalleh girl at nearby Great Eastern mall starbucks. The black boyfriend sent her away to my cab. I sent her to Jalan Setiabakti 10, Damansara. She’s alone but using a 6-seater? Hey, I’m not complaining.

I set myDestination to HOME.
No ping until KLCC. Then I saw a rare view of the moon is between the Twin Towers (above photo).

9.10pm, OPK an amoi with jogging short at Avenue K sending to Jalan Kosas 3/12. As typical local chinese with pelat Malay, we talked and talked all the way to her home. She should be bersyukur when talking about the bus fare is only 80 sen!

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Masjid Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah, Shah Alam, Selangor @2018

Masjid Sultan Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah, Shah Alam, Selangor @2018

The eyelash curler left by a rider @2018

UNWORTHY MYCAR RIDE

Please hover your mouse to see the raindots on the windshield and the restaurant clear image. Location: Restoran Hidangan Glenmarie. @2018

Thursday, 20 September 2018.

Started at 6.11am.

Got ping from SSEKAR at EV World Hotel Putrajaya wanted to go to Dorsett Putrajaya. To pickup is 5.4km and 11km to final destinatoon for a rm9 fare. Fookyewla MyCar. I tried to cancel but since no other driver accepted it, so it won’t be canceled. Finally he cancelled after I told him that’s too far.

6.43am, JAM, 4 Malay students (2 girls 2 boys) at nearby Best view hotel Bangi sending to Desa Siswa KPTM Bangi. Justgrab.

Got MyCar ping from AZREEN at far far away 16.73km Savanna Boulevard shops, Southville city Kajang. Aiyah. So I switched off myCar apps.

7.14am, MDT a hotel bellboy ping me to pick China amoi at Evo Mall block B at the back entrance. I sent ahmoi to Fakulti Kejuruteraan dan Alam Bina FKAB UKM. Ahmoi opened up her google maps which used longer route compare to Waze. Justgrab.

8.07am, another China ahmoi at Bangi gateway sending to Kolej Antarabangsa Abu Zain UKM Bangi. The traffic is heavy due to construction inside the campus. Justgrab.

Break at Shell Bangi.
Break at Petronas Solaris Serdang.

9.53am, FEY a China lady with a little boy at 1 Petaling Residences & Commerz sending to Bank of China, Plaza OSK Jalan Ampang KLCC. Justgrab.

10.29am, MAS a Malay guy at Megan Avenue 1 sending to Uzma Tower , Damansara Perdana. Justgrab.

Break at Petronas Mutiara Damansara.

11.50am, NUJ 2 Malay women at Lokalab Perdana Business center, Damansara Perdana sending to far far away Unitex Frame Maker Jalan Sungai Besi. Justgrab.

12.20pm, REN 5 Malay office execs at Southgate Chan Sow Lin sending to nearby MyTown mall. On 6-seater.

Break at Petronas Jalan Cochrane, later at Petronas Tesco Ampang.

1.58pm, HIL 2 pinoy caretakers with an elderly chinese lady on a wheelchair at Ampang Boulevard. She insisted me to go inside A3 lift to pickup the master. The traffic jam was very very bad at Pavilion Bukit Bintang. Then the lady started to talk in high voice to her maid who’s sitting next to me. Today is her last day working with the lady. I sent them to Menara Standard Chartered Jalan Bukit Bintang. Later the lady gave me rm1 tip. Justgrab.

2.57pm, RIZ an Indon chinese amoi at Pavilion Tower sending to The Vertical Tower B Kerinchi. Justgrab.

Break at Masjid Bangsar South. Pee and pray.

4.45pm, AMI 2 hotel uniform ladies behind Sheraton PJ near Armada hotel. The ladies with 4 empty flower big and long boxes sending to Pullman KL Bangsar. On 6-seater.

I set MD to Rojak Klang Gani trying to get out of the city teaffic chaos, but ...

5.17pm, JUR a matsalleh guy alone at The Vertica RHB sending to far far away Ceramic Pro Malaysia - Car coating & Auto Detailing, Glenmarie which I set a wrong location. Luckily I didn’t follow waze going thru the Kerinchi Link. Traffic was bad on Kerinchi, Jalan Gasing and near Sunway Pyramid. Justgrab.

Break at Petronas Batu Tiga. Pee and pray.

I set MD to Puchong.

7.34pm, LYL an amoi alone at Wisma Dominos pizza sending to Gate A LET SS15 PJ. Justgrab.

8.03pm, RAA an Indian tutor guy at the same lrt station sending to D’Latour Condom.

8.31pm, KEL a chinese guy alone at LRT Bandar Puchong opposite Alliance Bank sending to few steps away his Skypod Residence.

8.46pm, SEW a Sabah girl at RT Pastry House OOI Boulevard Jalan Kenari 5 sending to Sri Begonia Apartment.

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Dear diary, today I completed 15 jobs in a long 14 hours. Aiyahh.

FIVE RINGGIT NANAS

Wednesday, 19 September 2018.

Started at 7.24am.
Break at petronas Seksyen 9 Bangi.

8.15am, AKH a Malay boy near SWC Bangi Jalan 8/16 sending to SMK Bandar Baru Bangi.

8.37am, SUL 5 Indon guys at Gerai Belimbing Seksyen 2, Bangi sending to Dewan Canselor Tun Abdul Razak (DECTAR), Bangi.

8.58am, NOA a Malay woman at Bangi Gateway shopping complex. She said she couldn’t find her destination, Akademi CIMB Putra, instead she put only Jalan Ayer Hitam. I fave a bad report.

Break at Balai Polis Gombak due to yesterday’s accident case.

12.41pm, ABH a Malay pakcik at Restoran Hameed Idaman sending to Taman Perwira.

1.07pm, LUCKY a pinoy lady with 2 Ikea blue bags at The Reach Condom @Titiwangsa. She gave a wrong direction on the route which costed me another 3.7km. Charcheebye la. I sent her to Jalan 17/27b Desa Setapak near LRT Wangsa Maju.

Break at petronas Wangsa Melawati. Pee and pray.

2.03pm, ROA 3 Arab school boys at Saudi School Jalan Kasawari Taman Zooview Ampang sending to M3 Mall Taman Melati.

3.03pm, JOH 5 school boys at Ace hardware Taman Melawati sending to SMK Lembah Keramat. Due to promo code and using credit card, he only paid rm1.

3.48pm, 3 Malay school girls at the same SMK Lembah Keramat sending to McD Hulu Klang.

Ignoring so many pings.
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YOU KISS YOU PAY

Tuesday, 18 September 2018.

Started at 8.14am.

Got ping 8.19am from MD APON at Hong Leong Bank Wawasan Ampang. But later due to the heavy traffic, he cancelled. Good lah. Then I just stopped near to 7 eleven.

9.10am, MIT an Indian boy at Jalan Wawasan 1/5a sending to Amoang Grocers, Persiaran Ampang.

9.52am, ZIE a Malay girl with a helmet on her arm at Flat Desa Pandan Block E15 sending to Lot 10.

10.20am, USM an Arab guy alone at JW Marriott hotel KL going to Embassy of Syrian, Jalan U Thant.

Break at masjid Ibnu Mas’ud Jalan Damai. Pee and pray.

11.10am, KHD an Arab guy alone at Royal Thai Embassy Jalan Ampang sending to Hilton Petaling Jaya.

12.02pm, KHAU at the Horizon Avenue 5 Tower 5. 5 Myanmar guys going to Suria KLCC. Their body smells are intolerable so I wound down all the windows.

Break at the roadside outside of Exxon Mobil building.
Ignoring so many cheapo Justgrab pings.

1.28pm, LOW a China family at Aquaria KLCC with the ping went somewhere else. I saw 4 adults with 2 kids on Justgrab which I regret not to cancel infront of them. The wife with a kid push herself to the last row of the seat which upset me but I didnt say anything yet. I shall cancel this Justgrab as this is a charity job. Lajiao la LOW. With low heart, I sent them to Sunway Putra hotel.

1.50pm, FAG an African 2 girls with hijab at Wafa Jeweller Jalan TAR. When I arrived on the right hand side on the teksi bay for 5 minutes then a purple teksi arrived and honking me. Kannina. So I drove forward and turned right to Chow Kit street then she texted me to turn back to pick them up. Panda lela lah. I sent them to Plaza Idaman Setapak.

3.07pm, 2 Malay girls at Masjid As Syakirin Gombak sending to Health care UIA.

3.24pm, CLAU a Caucasian lady with hijab at main auditorium UIA. Need to wait a few minutes then she came. First stop to pickup her son at Nursery & Kindergarten Jalan Imam al Riyadh which located at the back of UIA. I missed the exit, I wanted to uturn back but she asked me to drive using the outside road leading to the kindergarten which is 3km far away. I felt upset, she apologised. Then while ondway to Putra Villa Condom and after the plaza toll Gombak, I was involved in an accident while trying to avoid a motorcyclist and my cik Jnulekasnova was hit from behind by a lady driver driving Naza Forte. Innalillah wainna lillahirajiun.

Dear diary, this is not my first time getting hit from behind. In 2016, an amoi driving myVi hit my son's proton saga at Gombak too. Link: 6 April 2016. On other occasions, there were minor accidents, on Tiara Ampang condom, on Jalan Tun Perak,

Offline to settle the accident.
Went to Setia Gemilang workshop at AU3 Keramat.

Set destination to HOME³.

7.11pm, AZM a Malay guy at Sapuracrest Petroleum The Seri Kembangan sending to Jalan Desa Baginda, Bangi. He complained that it took him 50 minutes to get the grab because so many drivers ignored him. Hahaha. I told him it’s hard for a driver to go to the highway!



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REPLACEMENT PUBLIC HOLIDAY

Monday, 17 September 2018.
Replacement public holiday for yesterday’s Hari Malaysia.

Started at 7.58am.

Stopped at Petronas Ampang Jaya.

8.43am, MAD ping to pickup her friend at Kojaya Condom. She put a note on Block B which I couldn’t find. Later her friend, a pinoy, came and walked towards my cab which I waited on Block Putri, not Putra! I sent the pinoy lady to Pacific Regency KH Tower for her interview as freelance cafe receptionist. The traffic was easy this morning as I reckon later that today is public holiday.

Break at Masjid Jalan Damai. Pee and pray.

10.32am, a China 3 ladies at nearby Raffles College Higher Education Jalan Damai sending to KL Sentral.

11.12am, JAY a local Indian guy with 2 big baggages booking 6-seater for himself at KLIA Ekspres Arrival Hall sending to Prima Damansara.

Break at Petronas Sri Hartamas.

12.05pm, SAF a Malay sexy lady at nearby Jalan Sria Hartamas sending to Banyan Tree Hotel KLCC.

12.39pm, MIT a group from Hongkong (I reckon) 4 Chinese and 1 matsalleh sending to chinatown Jalan Sultan.

Dear diary, in youtube Dr Zakir Naik said, “namaste” is against Islam as I normally did last time whenever I met n India (Hindu) riders from India.

1.30pm, PER 4 chinese elderly group at nearby Geo hotel sending to KL Sentral.

1.45pm, GIN a Chinese nice looking and soft spoken lady at the same KL Sentral sending to Sofitel Kuala Lumpur Damansara. Near the hotel I got confused to get the entrance. Aiyah.

Break at Petronas Bukit Bandar Raya. Pee and pray.

2.58pm, HAR a mixed young couple at nearby Bangsar Indah Lorong Maarof sending to Sungei Wang Plaza. Grabcar Plus.

3.19pm, TOM an Indon young guy at the same Sungei Wang Plaza, but I just left the mall so I need to drive one big round. I sent the Medan guy to Kampung Segambut Tengah to visit his sick friend who got a motorbike accident with a lorry. He asked me where to buy a fruit for his friend.

4.16pm, MAR a meksalleh lady at Concerto North Kiara Jalan Dutamas Raya sending to Euro Life hotel which google maps sent me to the back door of the hotel.

4.44pm, PHI a 5 pinoy group at nearby Ascott Sentral KL sending to Chinatown KL.

Break at Masjid Jalan Damai. Pee and pray.
Break opposite The Habitat.

7.09pm, STV at Hampshire Park sending to The Uma Bali restaurant, The Strand, Kota Damansara. He’s a Belanda with his parents who just came visiting, his baby and his pinoy wife.

Break at Petronas Kota Damansara 2. Pray and pee.

8.55pm, 6siti an Indon couple at LHDN Jalan Duta Gate A sending to Jalan Haji Yahya Sheikh Ahmad, Kampung Baru.

Break at Shell Jalan Damai.

9.33pm, ANG an Indian lady at main entrance Ampang Point sending to Flat Pkns Ampang Jaya. Due to the promo code, she paid only rm2 with her Grabpay. Good lah.

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SERVICING CIK JNULEKASNOVA

Saturday, 15 September 2018.

Started at 8.03am.

8.08am, FAI 6 Banglas at Tesco Seri Alam sending to newly constructed Tesco Kota Masai.

Breakfast roti canai at stall Masjid Jamek Taman Pasir Putih.

Run errands at Taman Kota Masai and Taman Cendana. Service my cab, cik Jnulekasnova.

11.11am, HCW a chubby chinese lady at Pusat Makanan Siji Main Road Masai sending to Jalan Permas 1. Later some parts of the main road of Jalan Permas 1 was closed, so I need to detour.

12.09pm, AAT a Chinese couple at JB Sentral back entrance sending to Taman Cempaka Tampoi.

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ONLY ONE JOB AND HE BLAMED IT ON THE LIFT

Jalan Gunung Pulai to Kulai city. @2018

Friday, 14 September 2018.

8.19am, SMITH 2 mapren at Menara Jade Tower. I waited 5 minutes for them to wait for the lift. He said the lift got problem. I told him that's not my problem. I sent them to KPJ Tawakkal Specialist Hospital Bandar Baru Sentul via the infamous Jalan Ampang.

Offline again. OTL

Driving off to south.

Roundabout at Senai airport. @2018

THIS IS A TENSE JOB

The only image I snapped today. And its blurr. @2018

Thursday, 13 September 2018.

8.44am, SHA a Malay young man alone at Jalan Melati, TAman Uda Jaya going to KL Sentral.

9.19am, MID a couple of exec guys at Aloft KL Sentral sending to Wisma FAM Jalan SS 5a/9 Petaling Jaya. They're foreigner, ie one matsalleh and the other I reckon is Indon.

10.24am, SAT at nearby Jalan SS 5a/2a Petaling Jaya. I sent the Indian lady to MyFurnitureShop Westpoint.

11.36am, AMY at 1 Bukit Utama Condom. I sent an amoi to Rosso Hair Saloon TTDI.

12.49pm, SYD a Malay couple at Immigration Office Jalan Duta sending to the infamous Plaza GM Lorong Haji Taib. Later they agreed to stop on Jalan Raja Laut instead due to bumper to bumper traffic going to the narrow street.

1.12pm, LAB at Jalan Raja Bot. A young man with his sick mother going to KPJ Ampang Puteri.

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6 SEATER NO PING

A cold drink at kedai mamak Ali Maju, Charterfield. @2018

Wednesday, 12 September 2018.

Started at 6.11am.

While driving, KAKAK IJAL ping me at nearby Ryoka factory wanted to go to Indon Embassy Klcc. But when arrived, after shouting and yelling thru text messages, I reckoned he’s at far far away Sri Ros Apartment Kajang. Kontolla. So I cancelled.

FOOLISH GOOGLE MAPS
6.43am, SAM at Unipark Condom Uniten. But the google maps showed me the back road which fooled me. Later I sent him to MRT Kajang. At the toll booth, he tried to use his touchngo card but it’s not enough balance. I shouted at him and he apologized.

Stopped at Stadium Kajang, opposite MRT Kajang SBK34 for 20 minutes and no ping. But when I just left the stadium, then suddenly ping from the same mrt station...

7.47am, WAFIK DHEYLON at MRT Kajang SBK34 where I stopped just now. I needed to uturn on traffic jam and when I arrived, he already cancel it. Lajiao la.

So I drove straight to Cheras.

8.35am, JEL an amoi alone at Jalan Arif Taman connaught sending to far far away Kelana Square.

Break at nearby shoplots. Shortnap.

10.21am, WON an amoi at Jalan SS 2/4 Petaling Jaya near Ucsi Raman Connaught sending to far far away Prince Court Medical Cenrer Jalan Kia Peng.

Ignoring so many cheapo Justgrab pings.

11.25am, ROK a hospital staff young man at the Prince Court ping me to send an elderly pakcik who sat on the wheelchair to AU5 Keramat. This old and sick Malay man liked to talk too. Many times he complimented that my cab, cik Jnulekasnova is big and stabil car. He mistook it as a Proton car. What the fish. His wife was killed in an accident more than 10 uears ago. He’s a gomen servant and now pension already with his mall salary. His only son sent him for the dialysis but asked him to go back by himself. Then he told me about his neighborhood houses market value. He bought the house for rm14k only last time, but now the market price is rm400k plus. I asked him to sell the house so that he could use the money. But he said, “mana saya mau duduk nanti?”


Driving to Damai corner to have lunch.

12.55pm, RES at nearby Ambassador Row hotel by Lanson Place. She ping me to send a man to KLIA. Yay! But this is a Justgrab fare of cheapo rm65 only. Aiyah. Before that, I needed to use the toilet to pee. While traveling to the airport, this man was sitting at the back and not much talking. At the departure hall, he said he’s flying to Bangladesh.

Dear diary, so far, I was accepting all Justgrab trips. No 6 seater yet. Even now at kedai mamak Ali Maju charterfield , I decided to take the next airport for cheapo Grabcar as I don’t want to membangau for 8 hours! I reckon also that my personal is becoming 4.90!

4.28pm, JOE a chinese lady at KLIA2 Door 2 going back to Jalan SL 7/20 Bandar Sungai Long Kajang. 60km for rm65? Aiyah.

Break at Petronas Grand Saga 1 Cheras. Pray and pee.
Driving to TBS.

Got ping 6.45pm from HAF at TBS Teksi station going to Melaka for rm242! In fact he wanted me to fetch his gf and her son who were still inside the bus from Langkawi. Eventhough he told me that they will arrive in 20 minutes, but later the gf gave me her live location about one more hour! After much thinking and considering not worrh it for me to drive my mpv to Melaka and knowing no passenger when I back to KL. So I posted on driver wasap groupand instantly got hits! So finally I got a Melaka driver who luckily just dropping off his passenger in PJ and he’s going back to Melaka. Later I let the nice and good looking lady with her boy to the white myvi driver, IZT.

Break at Petronas Salak Selatan. Pray.

Dear diary, just to let you know. About 10.11pm, IZT the Melaka driver called while I was driving. He said, the driven lady told him that she’s a single mother. “Ibu tunggal la wak,” he said, “and the man who booked the grab for her just now just wanted to be her special.” I told IZT that I can smell the fish, but I warned him not to mix business with pleasure.

Offline to HOME³.

Before TBS pedestrian bridge. @2018

I AM NOT YOUR PRIVATE DRIVER

Trolleys at KLIA departure. @2018

Tuesday, 11 September 2018.
Awal Muharram today.

Started at 7.03am.
Stopped at Petronas Seksyen 9 Bangi. Pray and pee.
Stopped near UCSI Taman Connaught.

Ignored the first ping, cheapo Justgrab rm7, 8.43am.

THE FIRST JOB
9.08am, ISM at Puncak Banyan Condom going to KLIA. Yay! At the condom entrance, the guard wont let me in. The sign reads, “No Grab Uber .” So I parked outside the gate for 5 minutes. He came out and I drove him in with his pass card. There’re 4 pax, with 6 big baggages. Later on the highway, he told me that he’s mixed, his parents are Pakistan and Indon. No wonder he can speak Malay (actually Indon Malay) to me. His wife is Pakistan. His brother is studying here.

Started “membangau” 10.26am at Landside but it’s damn too hot. So I drove to Charterfield and parked under the tree canopies although it's a metered parking. OTL

After 3 hours of membangau, I went to Surau Fatimah to pee and pray. Done solat, then went to the cab and got a missed ping while the queueu number was still at 26-30.

1.35pm, AGL an Indon guy alone at LLIA2 Door 2 sending to Nilai for cheapo Grabcar economy of rm61. The distance was 21km only and I reckon that it’s not cheapo trip after all.

Run errands at Bandar Nilai to have cendol.
Fillup ron95 at Shell Nilai for rm83, at 3.20pm.

Drove to Bandar Baru Bangi. No ping. OTL

Break ar Petronas Solaris Serdang. Pray and pee.

Driving to TBS main lobby Gate C, then ...

5.41pm, KET an ahmoi alone at TBS main lobby sending to Confucian Private Secondary School, Lorong Hang Jebat.

6.08pm, RAK an India couple at Sri Maha Mariamman temple Jalan Tun HS Lee sending near to KFC Brickfields.

6.25pm, KAR an India guy alone at Nu Sentral sending to mid Valley megamall Northcourt.

Just after I left the court...

6.37pm, a China couple using “iphone” at the same court but I needed to drive one more big round to get them. Later I sent them to The Sentral Residence. When arrived at the guard post, due to the front car issue, I went in to the resident gate but the China guy screamed at me which I stopped abruptly and the gate barrier post hit my cab back. Lajiao la.

7.21pm, TEE a Sarawak family at Ni Sentral sending to Silka Maytower Masjid India. Later the husband who sat next to me with a little boy asking me about my job as a grab driver. He said he’s also a grab driver in Bintulu.

Got ping at 7.38pm, at Faber Imperial Court. But actually he’s waiting at far far away First World Damansara. Aiyah. Then he cancelled.

Driving to Shell Jalan Damai. Pray and pee.

8.13pm, SUH 7 Malay girls at LET Dato Keramat sending to nearby Villa Pawana. They wanted to see the new rental house.

Stopped at the parking bay and update this blog.

8.44pm, SUH and the same girls at the villa going to LRT Damai. Later she told me that they wanted to back to their current home at Kampung Baru. I told them that they should choose their home as final destination. They tried to persuade me to send them directly to the house but I gave a lazy reason and just drove them to the lrt station. They also asked me whether got driver who’s willing to send them to and from the home to their school. It’s called a private driver dear, I said.

Got ping from MAHA at Jalan Keramat Hujung Atas. When arrived she asked me to call her. After shouting and yelling to each other thru the messages, I cancelled the job.

Off to HOME³.

New Aeon shopping mall, Nilai. @2018

MY RUSTY NIHONGO

Grilled Chicken Burger, Petronas TPM. @2018

Monday, 10 September 2018.
Today is public holiday for replacement of yesterday’s Agong’s birthday.

Stopped at Caltex Bukit Indah to fillup ron95.

7.l9am, BAS a Malay guy at Astaria Condom Jalan Kosas Utama 1 sending to Renaissance hotel KLCC. When asked , he rather chose on straight Jalan Ampang instead of using the Akleh highway.

8.09am, TOM a Japanese guy with a baggage at M Suites sending to Jusco Taman Maluri. Later I spoke my rusted Japanese to him.

TRIP NO 3
8.43am, MDM 2 Banglas at flat Jalan Palong. His pickup location was a bit off but I managed to find him after he sent me his selfie photo and location photo. But they needed to bring together some gunny packages and a gas cylinder. I said okay. Later I sent them to Uptown Damansara Utama.

Break at Petronas Damansara Jaya 1. Pee and later I bought a usb cable for my Samsung J1 mini prime.

10.36am, ASF an Arab guy at nearby Desa Kiara Condom where I parked my cab. I sent the quiet man to 1Mont Kiara.

Break at Petronas Sri Hartamas.

11.52am, NUN 5 Chinese Myanmar at nearby Jalan Sri Hartamas 18 sending to Sungai Wang Plaza.

Stopped at Petron Jalan Bukit Bintang.

1.14pm, REI 2 Malay guys at Goldhill Bintang Condom sendingn to St Mary’s Residence Jalan Tengah. I reckon that the waze brought the longer way which later I switched on my Grab apps on my cheapo little memory Samsung J1 mini prime.

1.38pm, SAK 5 India guys at KL Tower downhill entrance sending to Berjaya Times Square.

Break at Masjid Kampung Pandan.

4.24pm, KAN 5 pax Office muslim, 3 girls 3 men, at the Weld main entrance sending to Mercu Summer Suites Kampung Baru.

4.45pm, MOH an Arab guy at nearby Fraser Residence sending to far far away QLIQ Damansara Perdana. The young man with earphone on his ears.

5.08pm, YAR an India expat man with 4 visiting friends, all of them are from Bangalore at metropolitan Condom Block D sending to Aquaria KLCC. He asked me the fare going to Batu Caves and Genting highlands for tomorrow.

5.42pm, NAK a Labuan Malay young man at BLVD House. He’s surprised to see my big cab as he only booked Justgrab. Later he talked and talked about his current job as selling insurance, public mutuals, etc. I sent him to Endah Parade mall.

6.10pm, ISM an Arab guy alone with some groceries at the same Endah Parade mall sending to APU New Campus but the gate at the Shell petrol station is closed. He rather to walk instead.

Break at Petronas Technology Park Malaysia. Pee and pray and had McD GCB (above photo).

After some ignored pings, I drove HOME³.

I WAS NOT UPSET

A Grabfood deliver boy at KLCC @2018

Sunday, 9 September 2018.
Today is Agong birthday.

Started at 3.37pm at Hospital Sungai Buloh. When I parked at the busstop, I saw there were 2 Grab cars already waiting there. So I drove straight to KL via Lebuhraya Lingkaran Tengah MRR2.

4.11pm RAN an Indon lady with her Penang Malay husband, a chubby boy, a baby and an elderly bibik (I think) at Batu Caves main entrance. I sent them to Pavilion mall.

5.17pm, an Indon family, 4 pax only at the Suria KLCC Ampang entrance going to Hotel Capitol near Plaza Low Yat.

DrOve straight to Petronas Tesco Ampang.

6.23pm, JUT an elderly Chinese couple at Jalan Ampang Hilir sending to far far away Sunway Vivaldi Mont Kiara.

Break at Petronas Sri Hartamas. Pee and pray.

7.34pm, LEN at Menara Hartamas but no house number which the guards won’t let me drive in. No replied messages so I gostan and parked by the roadside. The few minutes later, a Malay lady walked towards my cab. Then we started talking about the Grab messages problem. I sent the tuition ustazah to Damansara Utama. She wanted to stop at the Maybank, but the street had no space to park or stop, and she gave me big note of rm50. Luckily no cars were honking at us to get hurry.

8.04pm, I set myDestination to HOME².

MY PASSENGER WAS ABUSIVE
8.09pm, CLS a young lady at D'Legends Bar, TTDI but I saw her walking from a distance. When she hopped in, I asked her why she walked very far. Then suddenly she shouted at me, "I was trying to be considerate by waiting there bcoz some drivers might came from the other side!" I told her because I was just curious and pity. But she still shouted, "why you upset?! I was trying to be considerate!" Wahlaweh. Actually I was not upset at all, but the way she's talking made my blood boiling. Panda lela lah. Later at dropoff of her house, before she left, I told her that I was not upset. She just kept quiet and walked away. I gave a bad report to Grab and hopefully nothing bad would happen to my account.

9.03pm, VIR an Indon origin thin guy, at Restoran RK Nabila Maju Jalan Bangsar going to Sogo. But he stopped at Pertama Complex.

9.21pm, MUS an Iraq Arab with Malay wife and little boy at the same Pertama Complex. I sent them to The Elements Jalan Ampang Kiri.

10.01pm, YOY a Chinese guy with 2 other Malay men at Starbucks Ampang Point sending to Symphone Court Bandar Baru Ampang.

Off to HOME².

PLEASE SPEAK CLEARLY

A street sweeper lady, KOtaraya PUdu Sentral. @2018

Saturday, 8 September 2018.

Started at 6.43am.

6.54am, TAM ping me to pickup his cewek at Jalan Wawasan 2/1, Bandar Baru Ampang. I send the girl to Grand Millenium hotel Jalan Bukit Bintang.

7.11am, FAI at Berjaya Times Square. A lonely guy with big bagpack on his bag sending to Jalan 36b Selayang Baru.

7.35am, THA at nearby Jalan 49 busstop sending to Ancasa Hotel & Spa Puduraya.

8.02am, MDS 2 Banglas at Jalan Vivekananda Brickfields sending to far far away Jalan Serendah 26/41 Hicom Industrial Estate Shah Alam.

Break at Masjid Baitul Mahabbah Jalan Sungai Jal. Pee and pray.
Driving on Federal Highway with no ping until Jalan Bangsar.

10.28am, KAS an India man with his young boy at The Pines Condom Jalan Sultan Abdul Samad Brickfields sending the D’Swim Academy Kampung Pandan. The boy’s already wearing the swimsuit.

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AFRAID OF NOT GETTING GRAB TO THE AIRPORT

Please sit quiet quiet... from Bangsar to Ampang Jaya. @2018

Friday, 7 September 2018.

Started at 6.47am.
The odometer readings at 126,752km.

7.01am, ZAJ a Malay lady at Jalan Bukit Indah 1/11 going to KLIA2. Yay! Suddenly she called me wanting to depart at 8am as she was afraid not getting Grabcar on the area. I said okay. Later at her house, there were 6 adults, 2 kids and 6 luggages which I managed to squeezed them together. While on the way to the airport, on Lebuhraya Sungai besi at Pandan Indah she suddenly asked me to uturn back to get the left baby stroller. But the husband told me to drive on. The later, she called her phone data provider asking to activate her international roaming data as they’re flying to Hatyai. Then she called her officemates. Then she called one of her colleagues to get her baby stroller in the house and bring it together as the colleagues are going by bus tonight.

Started “membangau “ for Grabcar economy from 9.16am.
I chose to park at Charterfield which got more trees.

1.09pm, STP an amoi alone at KLIA Arrival Door 3 sending to Jalan USJ 11/3v Subang Jaya.

Break at Petronas USJ 9. Pray and pee.

2.25pm, HAS a Malay young lady at Jalan USJ 11/2g sending to Proton Edar Service Center Glenmarie 8.

2.51pm, AIZ a Malay 5 pax group at CIMB Empire Gallery Subang Jaya sending to CGC Jalan SS 7/2.

3.20pm, MAI a Chinese chubby young lady at nearby Lincoln University College SS7 sending home to Akasia Apartment Taman Wawasan Bandar Puteri Puchong. This girl liked to talk and talk too.

4.00pm, VIL a Chinese guy at his house Jalan Wawasan 2/12 going to far far away Jalan Telawi 3 Bangsar.

4.36pm, ZAR a Malay lady at Jalan Terasek 1 with her daughter (or bibik maybe) asking me to send 2 bags of food to Jalan 4L Ampang Jaya. She said she couldnt find the destination address on the apps. She told me not to put the food on the floor.

Off to HOME².

NO MORE MEMBANGAU FOR 8 HOURS

Thursday, 6 September 2018.

Started at 7.44am.

7.53am, MIL an Indon bibik at Sri Begonia apartment going to Jalan Puteri 8/10, but stop first at Hijauan Puteri Condo to pickup another bibik.

8.27am, AHM 5 Indon guys at Restoran al Affifah Maju, Jalan Puteri 7/8 sending to a construction house at Jalan Puteri 6/2a.

8.45am, TAA 6 pax of Sikh guys at Puchong Gurdwara Sahib temple sending to far far away High Commission of India, 1 Mont Kiara.

9.47am, SHI an amoi at the same 1 Mont Kiara lobby sending to Menara Allianz Sentral.

At 10.05am, HAR ping me to pickup at KL Sentral but his pin was at the wrong location. Later I cancelled.

10.16am, ALA 3 Bangla at ATA Services Jalan Sultan Samad sending to Jalan Maju 1.

10.46am, NUI 3 Bangla at nearby Jalan Kuchai Jaya 1. I sent them to Bangldesh Embassy at Jalan Besar Ampang.

At 12.10pm, JAY at Klinik Kesihatan Ampang. But when I arrived it’s already heavy rains. I saw many cars trying to go inside the clinic covered porch but it’s a dead end. The car need med to gostan to get out. After several attempts to get in since there are much traffic, I cancelled him after 5 minutes.

At 12.43pm, MONICA BANSAL ping me from Embassy View residents. The guard asking the block number which I tried to asked her but no reply. Later I cancelled.

12.52pm, WAQ a Syrian arab young guy at Seri Maya Condom sending to far far away Aswaq Magazine at Desa Sri Hartamas. This arab guy liked to talk and talk.

1.22pm, JAM a young mat salleh who can speak fluent Malay with her wife and a big eye baby. They’re flying to Jakarta for the first time.

“Membangau “ for more than 3 hours. Today I dont wait for 6-seater job.

5.35pm, NGH a Vietnam ahmoi alone with big heavy baggage at KLIA sending to Idaman Residence Jalan Law Yee Swee KLCC. This amoi not fluent in English but she wanted to talk to to me. But I’m married already.

7.13pm, AKH a Sarawak Malay family at Jakel Mall sending to mid Valley with very high price fare. 6km only for rm43! Wahlaweh. But he only needed to pay rm13 after rm30 promo. Good lah. The little who sat at the back always coughing very hardthat might infect my throat as well. The little toddler also coughing. Aiyah.

Break at Masjid ar Rahman UM to pee and pray.

8.07pm, AMN a 6 Malay college students at UM Kolej 11 sending to Murni Discovery restaurant at SS2 PJ.

I set destination to HOME².

8.46pm, LIS an amoi alone at nearby Beaumax Saloon sending to Perumahan Pantai Permai. At the pickup location which irritated me as I had to drive inside and around the narrow street, picked her up and drove again one more round to the main road, instead she just can wait by the busstop. She just laughed at me. Charcheebye la.

9.10pm, ELS a pinoy lady at The Vertical Corporate Tower B which the gps just ended outside the roundabout. Aiyah. I sent her to Mercu Summer Suites KLCC.

9.33pm, DAS an Indian lady at Suria KLCC Coach entrance. I sent her home at Jalan 12 Ukay Heights.

Drove straight HOME².

LAZY KOREAN RIDERS

Tuesday, 4 September 2018.

Started at 8.00am.

MICHELLE 8.02am, at flat Seri Merpati, Pandan Indah wanted going to Menara Keck Seng, Jalan Bukit Bintang. But suddenly I need to run errands, so I cancelled.

Restarted at 9.07am.

9.07am, MUY ping me to pick up 2 indon bibik at nearby Pandan Mewah shoplots and sent them to Jalan Mutiara Barat 6.

9.29am, CHG a chubby amoi at Jalan Desa Aman sending to D-R Engineering Jalan CJ 1/2, Kawasan Perusahaan Cheras Jaya, Balakong.

Break at the roadside. Shortnap.

While driving on highway Sg Long to Balakong,..

11.01am, OWA a Bangla alone with big black baggage and a backpack at the nearby Mine Hotel. I sent him to far far away Ipoh Cravings cafe at Damansara Utama (uptown). The guy fell asleep all the way to his destination.

Break at Petronas TTDI.

11.59am, NUR 5 young Malay office executives at LGB going to 1Utama New Wing mall. Need to wait for the last lady for 3 minutes.

12.22pm, NNS 6 Malay students at LHDN PJ Bandar Damansara Perdana going to Fakulti Perubatan UiTM Sungai Buloh. She’s using her grabpay and promo and need only to pay rm1 plus rm2.30 toll. Okay la.

1.03pm, NOA a Malay girl at Klinik Kesihatan Sungai Buloh, Kampung Melayu Batu going to Nasi Kandar Pelita, Desa Sri Hartamas. Actually later she told me that she wanted to go home at opposite flat Balai Bomba. Aiyah.

Break at Petronas Sri Hartamas, pray and pee.

2.25pm, BRI 2 Korean guys waited exactly on Korean restaurant BBQ Mr Lim, Prima Ville, Desa Sri Hartamas. So I just need to drive one big round on the shoplots where they can just easily steps forward to the roadside. Fookyewla. I sent them to Pavilion shopping mall.

3.06pm, JOL an Indian big lady at Kenanga Tower Jalan Tun Razak going to nearby MyTown shopping mall. But I need to drive a very far uturn on the infamous Jalan Tun Razak infront Tabung Haji. Later at the dropoff, she gave rm2 tips.

Offline.

MASAI - MELAKA - BANGI

Monday, 3 September 2018.

Started at 7.00am.

7.09am, JAB a pinoy couple at Jalan Tasek 22 going to nearby Tiong Nam Hotel, Jalan Bunga Dahlia, Taman Bunga Raya, Masai.

Breakfast at Warung Zarahman Masai. Lontong and hot tea.

Set myDestination to Skudai Parade.

7.42am, LIA a Malay ahkak with heavy backpck at Flat Meranti Taman Rinting sending to Larkin Sentral. The traffic congestion was bad on Pasir Gudang highway and Jalan Tebrau. Later I asked her where she’s going. She said, “KL... and still not purchase her bus ticket yet.”

8.36am, MIS a Chinese man at the same Larkin Sentral terminal going to Grab office in Setia Tropika. He told me that he dropped his Samsung S8 phone on the grab car yesterday morning. He tried many times caling the phone but nobody reply. Then he started story mory about his amoi who scolded him, “amoi cakap telefon pon lu tak bole jaga, macamana mau jaga gua.,?” Then I told him that if your la*jiao not tied also maybe you left it somewhere! Hahaha, then we laughed and laughed.


Drove to north.

At Ayer Keroh exit, 11.31am.

Just 5 minutes got ping from Jalan Utem to Melaka Sentral. Unfortunately I couldn’t get to accept the job. Demm. No ping for the next hour! OTL

Drove to Melaka Sentral.

1.03pm, YUL 2 Indon ceweks inside Mydin market that I entered and needed to pay the parking by token. I had to walk to the market entrance and get the rm2 token before can exot. Kannina. I told the cewek about it and she just kept quiet. I sent them to Nir Hostel, Taman Cheng Emas.

Break at Taman Seri Mangga, Melaka.

2.41pm, GRL a chubby amoi at Jalan PP1 Raman Pandan Perdana Melaka going to Taman Merdeka Melaka.

3.23pm, ISM at nearby Klinik 1Malaysia which was moved to the back shoplots. This elderly Malay man liked to talk and talk after I mentioned that Klinik 1Malaysia may have been banned by the government. Then he talked about current politics, SST and Lim Kit Siang to be a new Prime Minister. Wahlaweh. I sent him to Kobekas hotel at MITC Ayer Keroh, but actually he wanted to go to Pejabat Agama Islam Negeri Melaka. Wah, I joked joked only saying he’s goinn to marry again. “No lah, i’m duda now.”

4.18pm, YAN a Malay supervisor ping me to pickup 2 Bangla at the construction building and later to send them to their kongsi at Jalan Kota Laksamana 1/1 Melaka Tengah. They both looked dirty with their body and pants full of dry mud but they warily careful to sit on the seats. Bit I couldn’t tahan their foul smelly mouth like never brush their teeth for weeks! Aiyah. So I wound down my front windows only to let the fresh air.

Set myDestination to Zoo Melaka but no ping.

Drove to KL.

Arriving Putra Mahkota on plus highway, 7.01pm.

7.01pm, SIA a Malay girl ping 6-seater from 3.8km inside the IPG and her destination also inside the IPG. Aiyah. Out of curiosity, I just drove to her pickup point. When I arrived at her hostel then abruptly she cancelled. Bugima la. But it’s okay as I thought it’s just a fake teksi wanted to play play with me. 2 minutes later while I was on my way out of the college, then suddenly she ping again. But tgis time the distance was 2.5km away outaide the trunk to Putrajaya. I asked her why she cancelled my trip just niw. She said her gps was wrong. Yo wes. Still feeling upset, I cancelled the job and my CR became 50%.

Break at Petronas Bangi. Pray and pee.

8.02pm, PUS an Indon girl ping 6-seater from Tenera hotel Bangi. But she came to my cab only with her one girlfriend as her other friends were lazy to caome out for the dinner at Ayam Penyet Wong Solo Bangi.

Stopped at Shell Bangi, to fill up ron95 for rm75.

Set myDestination to HOME².

FOOLED BY WAZE

Sunday, 2 September 2018.

Started at 6.57am in JB.

7.10am, ARL 2 Indon mbak at busstop Flat Tasek 64 goinn to far far away SICK Malaysia Ulu Tiram.

Breakfast nearby kedai mamak. The service was poor.

8.07am, NIN an Indon mbak alone at Jalan Saga 16 sending to SDP Manifacturing Jalan Masyhur 1, Taman Perindustrian Cemerlang.

8.16am, WUD an Indon cewek alone at the same SDP but after I left the kilang. I sent jer to Jalan Seroja 29.

8.30am, LAP ping me from PARC Regency Serviced infront of Tesco Extra Plentong. He asked to send 3 Nepal friends to JB City Square.

Update this blog, 9.17am.

9.24am, RAJ an Indian guy at JB Sentral back entrance going home at Jalan Harmoni 4/12, Taman Molek.

9.47am, NUD a Malay girl at Jalan Harmoni 5/3 sending KSL Resort Hotel. The main street parking infront of the hotel is now becoming one way.

Driving on Jalan Tebrau.

10.55am, POH 2 Bangla at Flexi Components Jalan Riang Utama Taman Gembira. The 2 Banglas were apparently new and couldn’t speak Malay nor English. I sent them to JB City Square.

Then at the the dropoff, suddenly a ahkak asking me to send 6 ladies to Plaza Angsana. They agreed to pay 6-seater and some of them looking for kedai mamak since they’ve just arrived from Batam.

11.49am, MAH an Indian uoung lady at Pangsapuri Fasa 13 Jalan Padi Malinja going to Jalan Melawati 16, Skudai. Actually she put a wrong destination because she’s not sure the exact address of her cousin house.

12.30pm, WEI and his wife and a baby at pin location Lima Kedai sending to busstop Gelang Patah.

Break at the bus terminal, lunch.

1.32pm, KMD a Bangla ping to pickup his 4 friends who cannot speak Malay and little English. They’re going to Forest City. I followed the Waze which directed me to the blocked road. Aiyah. Actually it’s my fault which I should follow its first direction. But I wanted to save the mileage which ended to the dead end. To turn back to the highway caused me another 16km! And this time I turned on my Google maps.

2.37pm, MDC at Jalan Kasturi inside East Ledang high security area. Due to no house number and I could text the rider nor can I call him/her, the guard wont let me in. So I drove out and parked my cab at the next Anjung mall. The only thing is to wait for the rider to call me which 30 minutes later while I was inside the surau then he/she cancelled. Good lah.

Drove to Taman Perling.
Set myDestination to HOME¹.

Break at Larkin Sentral.
Suddenly a guy, ISC called me. He said he follows my blog. He asked me about my experience driving 6-seater as he wanted to drive Grab as partimer. I told him about my experience. Thanks mr ISC for reading my blog.

4.37pm, AIN a couple of Malay college students at Larkin Sentral main entrance going to UiTM Pasir Gudang Jalan Purnama Masai. Yay! It's a cheapo Grabcar economy though that made the boy curious whether he booked the right grabcar or not. I told him not to worry, it's their rejeki to ride with a big mpv car. But the girl was sitting next to me as the boy rather sat at the back seat. Okay lah.

Off to HOME¹.

Dear diary, today I completed 11 jobs and only one was 6-seater.

SATURDAY IS NOT A GOOD DAY TO VISIT THE ISLAND

Saturday, 1 September 2018.

After 5 months, today I drove to Singapore.

Went into the island via Woodlands was a smooth sailing, but getting out was miserable experience. After stuck for 45 minutes before the Woodlands checkpoint, I decided to drive back to BKE and PIE then to AYE to TUas. The condition in Tuas checkpoint also like a snail.

I reckon that I could turn on my Grab driver apps in JB. I shall try tomorrow.