STINGY IT GUY

Thursday, 29 September 2016.
7.07am, morning with Grabhitch to pickup DAI-san for the fifth time.

Run errands. Fast forward.

11.42am, VJY at Jalan Kosas 3/12 sending to Public Bank Taman Maluri. The old India man likes to talk too. He works at nearby pejabat bahasa. He complains about parking issues and just paid his DBKL parking summons.

12.02pm, SFQ at Institut Profesional Baitulmal going to Tesco Ampang. 4 pax of Malay students.

12.23pm, MRC at the same Tesco Ampang going to Jalan Maju 1/3. He talks about his franchise business which going down due to GST implementation.

12.43pm, SRA at Pandan Capital going to Kolej Universiti Polytech MARA. 2 pax of Malay students.

12.54pm, THN at Petron Shamelin Perkasa going to Kompleks Kotaraya. The Bangla has been living here for 10 years.

1.24pm, AYM at Swiss Inn going to Silka Maytower. The Waze and Google Maps showing to follow farther route but I managed to cut it short. The Indon pretty cewek nothing to say.

1.50pm, MSA at Capsquare Tower. 2 pax of young Malay office guy going to KLCC Tower 2. But later I dropped them at Tower 1 and that blue teksi matcha suddenly rushing and honking the horn at me. PUndenale.

Camp at Shell Jalan Damai to fillup ron95 for rm36 (21.2liter). Pray and pee. 2.45pm already.

2.48pm, NFZ at Great Eastern Mall. A lady with a little boy going to Ampang Boulevard. This pregnant lady likes to talk about bad teksi drivers too. One of the teksi drivers doesnt want to help her to lift up the baby stroller into the cab boot, but later when she insisted bcoz of her preggy condition, the drivers reluctantly did it and said to her, "ahh ahkak, not heavy lah!" Aiyah.

3.13pm, BRS at Ampang Point sending to Great Eastern Mall again. 2 pax of China young couple and one of them got bad smells.

3.30pm, TMT at Seri Ampang Hilir sending to Sungai Wang Plaza. He insisted to use his route instead of the Waze's. I follow.

3.53pm, AAB at Hotel Royal. A Malay family from Kuching going to the Sogo. The husband gave me rm2. Okay lah.

Got ping from MYA at Jalan Dang Wangi. I followed the pin location to the back of Wilayah Plaza. When arrived on the narrow street with many goods trucks, I called her. She said she just about to come down. Pundenale. She asked to wait at the unclear shop bcoz she speaks no good English. I got upset and confused and waited 5 min then I cancelled. My first cancellation job of the week becomes 2.7% already. PUndenale.

4.22pm, KTK ping at the Capsquare REsidence. I saw the pin locatin just nearby but couldnt go in bcoz of one way street, so I drive one big round. I told him about the issue, he just gigle. Pundenale. Then he starts complaining to the previous driver who just cancelled the job on him. He got upset bcoz Uber sure charged him rm5. I told him that dont just blame the driver only, sometimes the driver cannot find the rider or got confused with the location. He looked at me with a bad face. I send him to Regalia. The fare was rm5.13, minus promo code of rm5, makes him to pay 13 sen to me. I asked for 50 sen but the money just dropped by his seat. I asked rm1 that he hold, but he still try looking the 50 sen he dropped just now. Later he gave me the rm1 and asked 50 sen balance back. Pundenale la stingy IT guy!

4.56pm, BNN ping me from the same Regalia while I camp at the ground floor. She called asking my whereabouts. "Are you at ground floor or main entrance or 4th floor?" She shouted at me. I dont know I told her bcoz no signage shown anywhere. She asked me to ask the security guard. Pundenale! Then she said she saw me already from her place. The lady with a toddler and the mom came to my cab. I told her that normally this is where the drivers will pickup them. She still not satisfied. I told her no signage anywhere mem. Then I drove them down to the ground where she show me the ground floor but I told her there is no pickup point. The mom said the same thing, "dear, no pickup point here." Then she calms down a bit. I send them to Ras Balouch Jalan Ipoh. "It's a Pakistani restaurant lah uncle," she told me again and again. Do I care, mem?

5.23pm, ZYG at Quill City Mall sending to Titiwangsa Sentral Condo. Due to the Uber promo code, they got free ride. I became jealous. Damn.

5.40pm, ASZ at Villa PUtera at Villa Putera going to Setapak Green Condo. He said, "uncle, hot weather is going to rain tonight." I dont believe him. "That's what Terengganu people say all the time," the young boy who just attending interviews here said it confidently and we talk and talk.

8.36pm, JOO at Le Apple Boutique Hotel Jalan Ampang sending to G Residence.

Got ping from JORDAN at the same G Residence. When arrived, I pressed the "I AM HERE" button on the apps and waited for 7min. No rider show and I cancelled. The second cancellation of the week. Whatthefook man! I drove out to the road side and got another job ping. Then suddenly this negro knocked on my window, I told him I cancelled his booking already bcoz I waited too long. He said sorry due to the lift problem. But he insisted me to take him with extra fare. But I told him I got a new job. Then I left him. Good lah.

9.11pm, VSN at G Village Desa Pandan sending to Desa 288 Flats. Inside the cab, I asked him where he came from, "India? Bangla?" He told me, "aiyah uncle, I am local lah." Lol. "But no worries la uncle, many people thought the same. Furthermore, I work at Bangla Embassy now!" Then we talk and talk. He just got banned from Grabcar bcoz he cancelled many bookings before. This is my first time hearing that riders got banned! Good and fair lah for driver, especially some of us who driving far far away then when arrived the rider suddenly cancelled for fun. He makes my day.

After dropped VSN near Ampang Point, I decide to go home. I set the Grabhitch and decided to pickup 1 rider.

9.44pm, MYP at bus stop opposite LRT Ampang. I sent her to Jalan Ehem 3/11. She got a free ride.

Go straight home.

MY DRIVING WAS AWESOME SO THE STEEL LADY GAVE ME 10 STARS

Wednesday, 28 September 2016.

This morning I got 2 Grabhitchers. The fourth time DAI-san at Ampang Boulevard and newly rider, WAI at One Ampang Avenue.

The traffic jam situation was very bad here on Jalan Bukit Bintang. I got 2 pings from nearby CHI at Wisma Genting and AYA at Lorong P Ramlee. Both riders cancelled while I was on my way to pick them up. Kannina.

8.14am, PJA at Suasana Suites Bukit Ceylon sending to Institut Pengajian Siswazah UM.

9.07am, MHT at Pantai Panorama Condo Block 3 going to Wisma LYL. This Nepal girl likes to make jokes with me.

9.28am, MCL at PUblic Bank Bandar Baru Petaling Jaya going to Armanee Terrace Damansara Perdana. He used to work with Jacobs Engineering.

10.54am, NUT at Restoran Sung Peng sending to Hong Leong Bank Sea Park. This Myanmar used to work at KK Speedmart where he learned to speak Malay fluently.

11.29am, ELZ at Quill9 going to LRT Bangsar. 2 pax of pinoy.

2.14pm, KHL at Sekolah Kebangsaan Ehem with his elder sister going home to Sri Raya Ukay Perdana.

2.54pm, EST at Tinis Teapot Terrace going to Aeon Big Wangsa Maju.

3.28pm, SHH at Manjaku Wangsa Maju sending to Quarters Desa Wangsa, a military quarter.

3.52pm, WLD at Seri Maya Condo. The Yaman guy is going to British Council. He taught me an arabic sentence of "kun hadhiran" meaning "be careful while you are driving."

4.20pm, KRT at Ambank lobby sending to Wisma MCA.

4.39pm, DYN at KLCC Tower 1 ping and called me to pickup at the lobby. But when I arrived, suddenly she cancelled. Charcheebye. Then got ping from...

4.46pm, FSL at Mandarin Oriental Hotel nearby. Then DYN called me telling me that she still waiting at the lobby. Kannina. I think there is issue on the Uber apps. So I pickup FSL, the young Petronas engineer who works in Bintulu. He is Kelantanese and likes to talk and talk. Especially on Sarawak politic scenario, and working permit for Peninsular workers. I laughed when he mentioned about Tok Pah (Minister of International Trade and Industry) visited to the state recently and unaware about the working permit requirement. I told him about the "18 points conditions when Sarawak joined Malaysia. And that Tok Pah your menteri should know about it!" I send him to Ikea Cheras.

5.48pm, ELY at Kolej Teknologi Antarabangsa Cybernetics. ELY's brother is on stretches and sitting next to me. I was surprised to see his leg got the freaking aerials. OTL. Later I found out that he got an accident one month earlier. This boy likes to talk and talk on Uber. I send them to Jalan F Kampung Pandan.

6.11pm, KSN at Taman Cempaka going to Traders Hotel. KSN is a gymnasium trainer.

6.44pm, ALI at Dua Residency. At first I thought he was Malay from the name, which later he told me about THE name that he got it from his youngster age. His real China name sounds like a gay. "Charcheebye," he grumbles. I send him to Lorong Maarof, Bangsar.

Camp at Petronas Bukit Bandar Raya. Pee.
Camp at Masjid Bangsar. Pray.

8.18pm, STP at Jalan Telawi 3 going to Jalan Setiajasa Bukit Damansara.

8.48pm, VAN AT Manulife going to Bukit Damansara restaurant. The Somali student.

9.09pm, ALN at Lorong Dungun going to Changkat Raja Chulan. The pin location on the street but later I send him to the correct location where the pubs are.

9.48pm, LUI and his bf from Mexico at Pavilion going to Sheraton Hotel. Stop at nearby 7-11.

Go home sweet home.

MULTIRACIAL COUNTRY LAH SANGAT

Tuesday, 27 September 2016.

1.32pm, MHH at Masjid Setiawangsa sending to Parkroyal KL. 2 pax of Singapore couple coming out from the mosque with big bags.

2.04pm, ZUS at HSBC Bukit Bintang going to KLCC. We talk about teksi drivers issues.

3.54pm, NBL at Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Ehem sending to Menara Indah.

4.20pm, JST at ISKL. 2 pax of international students going to The Oval near KLCC.

4.40pm, YUE at Menara Atlan going to Low Yat Plaza. He so excited how easy to use Uber apps. He works as a Celcom agent. We talk about Celcom ofcoz. I told him I plan to change my Celcom package from the current one to rm80 with 10GB data plan.

4.56pm, WAZ at Amoda Building Jalan Imbi. This bossy boss calling and shouting asking about my whereabouts. Aiyah. Later on the cab, he spoke to one of his engineers on the mistake the engineer made. He rather they (the engineers) admit their mistake and do it again and again as a habit. I send the boss to Jalan AU3 Taman Keramat via MRR2 highway. He showed me the viral video of the DPM who gives speech at UN and condemned those opposition party who downplayed him as not good in speaking English. Aiyah! "We are Malaysian, our mother tounge is Malaysian, how can they expect we excellent in speaking English? YOu see ah enchek, even Japanese, French, Germany all cannot speak Malay but they are advanced and ahead! This just political gimmick," he spoke and angry. I provoke him, "this is racism." Then he looked at me, "dont talk about racism lah enchek, I got many China friends, India friends, from small to old. But if you take one apek in Jinjang town there now, then you asked him to speak proper BAhasa Malaysia, sure he cannot speak one!" I told him, "it's bcoz of our education system lah boss." He calm down a bit and answered phones. Later he talked other things, on his weekend with his family, especially visiting his 2 kids who still studying in Tapah and JB. This boss got big corner house and big car, but never gave me tips. Lajiao lah.

5.30pm, SMN at Kelab Darul Ehsan but I arrived at the usual place of where the golfers were waiting, he told me to go back to the main gate. Kannina. I send him to very far far Taman Bukit Suria 2 Kajang.

Camp at Petronas Taman Rakan Sungai Long to fillup ron95 for rm40 (23liter). 7.21pm already.

7.30pm, DES at Jalan Sungai Long ping and asked to send his China-girl to Jalan Bunga Tanjung 8B Taman Muda. The amoi cannot speak English, he said.

8.16pm, ANA at Hospital Ampang. The Sabah girl works as private nurse. Usually she would try to use LRT nearby to see the feasibility of her ride home. Today, I send her to LRT Pandan Indah. She was curious on why the Grabcar fares no consistency everytime she booked it. I told her that due to the 'higher demands' of no Grabcar drivers available on the area. "Oh, is that really so?" she surprised.

8.54pm, AGS at Tesco Ampang. When arrived, I asked the girl how many person. She replied, "4 person." I say okay. Then she and the other ladies transferred the groceries bags into the boot. Then later when they all inside the cab, I counted there were 4 pax at the back and the mom with a baby sitting next to me. Dont also forget about the baby stroller at the back. I told her this is not correct, normally only 4 person per cab. But today I just wanted to go home, otherwise I would ask them to get out of the car, I told her. I send them to unknown flat at Jalan Pandan Indah 3.

9.23pm, SRK at kedai mamak al-Sarifa sending 2 girls/teachers back to Desasiswi KPTM Cheras.

9.40pm, BEP at Bayu Condo @Pandan Jaya sending to Menara TA One. He wrote on the apps to pickup at Block A. The securit guard procedure to register and leave the license to them. But when I drove inside and waited at Block A, suddenly he called saying that they were outside the guardhouse already. Lajiao lah boys! Later when outside the condo, I told him to put a correct note as not to trouble the driver going inside to pickup nothing! He just kept quite.

10.01pm, DYL at Avenue K going to PV15 Condo Jalan Genting Klang.

Feel tired and ready to go home sweet home. I set the Uber final destination to HOME but nothing ping.

SORRY GAMBIER WITHOUT YOU I STILL CAN MAKE THE STEEL LADY CUM MANY MANY TIMES

Monday, 26 September 2016.

While sending daughter to work at 7.07am, pickup SZA at Emerald Hills Condo sending to Giant Bandar Puteri Puchong. This is a Grabhitch.

8.17am, CLV at Taman Gembira going to Shaban Shabu Shabu Kuchai. A couple of constructions workers with big heavy bag of tools.

8.46am, ALX at LRT Cheras sending to Ampang Point. Normally she would take the LRT direct to LRT Ampang but today she is rushing.

Run errands. Fast forward.

At this point, my Grabcar apps on my Lenovo (android) smartphone got problem. It asked me to upgrade but need to free up more space. Kannina. Then I continue using Grabcar apps on my iphone.

1.05pm, RYH at Seri Baiduri Apartment sending to Ampang Point. 2 pax of Bangla, but the other guy looks like a local Malay.

1.27pm, RTA at Persiaran Desa Ampang sending her husband to LRT Ampang. While searching for the pickup point, we calling and shouting to each other. Aiyah. The Sikh local guy who works with wisma government sector likes to speak and condemn those car drivers who likes to turn right on double line on Jalan Ampang. "Those kurang ajar drivers never learns," he grumbles and grumbles. I told him that rules are made to be broken one. OTL.

1.50pm, ARF at Asam Pedas Sejati Melaka going to Menara PNB. 3 pax of Malay young executives. One of the guys who sitting behind likes to ask me many questions, but I potong him as I dont have a mood to talk about my pity job with them. Later near Menara PNB, I just dumbly told them about the PNB Tower next to Tabung Haji Tower. One the guys quite surprised that I know the buildings like behind my palms. Aiyah, I never told them that I used to work at the same building many many years ago.

Camp at Shell Jalan Damai for pee and pray.

2.36pm, AMN at Lorong Keramat 15. But I accidently press the "pickup" button so the screen goes to the last one. This Grabcar job on iphone which still has issues. When reached, I cannot call the boy. I waited for 7 minutes and when about to give and cancel the job, I saw this guy with his gf but they not aware that I was already there. Ale uto. I called the boy and his gf to come in. Inside the cab, when asked about the problem, the boy just keep quite and make dont know one. Lajiao lah.

3.08pm, NTR at Sri Utama School with her little sister. I send them both to throw a stone home Desiran Bayu @Setapak. NTR gave me rm7 tips for a short distance. Thank you.

3.41pm, SYR at HSBC Amanah Setapak going to Maybank Wangsa Maju. 3 pax of young Malay girls. They like my jokes.

4.07pm, SUA at Jalan c4 Taman Melawati going to The Intermark. "Aiyah uncle, I dont remember how to go to Intermark!" she screams at me. The young lady looks pretty but her teeth not so nice OTL, later she told me that she works as in Singapore Changi Hospital. She spoke likes a Malay Singaporean and very cheerful one. She also mentions about her nurse friends who work in Saudi and they are going to have a reunion this evening. She likes to condemn our system with many many redtapes and told me that other countries systems are much better, less bureaucracy works. Charcheebye lah. She told me in Singapore she got a chance to ride on big big luxury cars while using Uber XL. She said, "you see uncle, last time when I ordered Uber what the car pick me up? It's Audi RS7 lah! Then another time I got BMW 5 series. Even when the Vellfire came, I dont know how to open the door and the driver told me not to be Jakun girl much lah you!" This girl is manyak langsi and many talks lah! But talking to her in this hot evening makes uncle less drowsy.

4.37pm, Madam KHO ping and called me to pickup one apek holding a red bag at Dialysis center at Lorong Satu Kampung Pandan. I send the old man to Jalan Gempita 4 Taman Salak Selatan. This apek just kept quite all the way to his home until at the end he likes pointing his palm to the correct direction.

Camp at Petronas Awan Besar to fillup ron 95 for rm42 (25l).

6.16pm, SZB at Giant Bukit Puteri on Grabhitch to Ampang. Stop at nearby Vista Lavender Apartment to collect come big stones for her preparation after delivery mom.

7.58pm, ANN at Jalan Ehem 3/8 and put a note "pickup at 8.30pm" which I cannot wait. So I asked her to cancel. Dear diary, but you never know what you are going to get later. OTL.

Camp at Masjid Ehem. Pee and pray. Later I went the nearby clinic to buy cholesterol tablets.

8.32pm, I missed one Grabcar job, but then I got ping from the same address Jalan Ehem 3/8 but different requester. When pickup, ANN who just now requesting me to wait and pick her up at 8.30, is a tutor and studying at Uniten. The amoi likes to talk. She told me that she got 6 siblings. The olders sisters are twin as well as herself with her twin. So there are 2 twin couples on her family. "Your family shall be happening meh," I told her.

8.50pm, KIM at Jalan Mewah 3 sending to MidValley.

Then feeling tired, I drove home sweet home.

Dear diary, about today's title, I just wondering and pity why people in whatsapps groups like to talk about gambir only when they want to provoke about sex. OTL. The original title: Sorry Gambier Without You I Can Still Make The Steel Lady Cum Many Many Times.

NO DRIVING TODAY

Sunday, 25 September 2016.

Today, morning got to daughter's school for "request the parents bless" programme for her next PT3 exam in 2 weeks.

Afternoon, need to visit little bro who just got stroke. This life is fragile. We should be thankful.

Then go straight to KL. Later, I will replace daughter's broken door knob. And later I will wash dirty laundry.

Dear diary, today's title shall read: No Driving For Money Today.

Whoever you are, thank you for reading this journal. Yes, you!

AHLONG BUKIT BERUNTONG

Saturday, 24 September 2016.

6.24am, MHA at Jalan Ehem 2/16 to LRT Keramat. She asked me why normally she pays only rm10, but today rm12? "Why u not taking teksi mem? Expensive? Taking long time to reach u mem?" I replied inside my heart only. Pundenale.

6.51am, OJP at Pangsapuri Bukit Baru. The Indon young man going to Restoran Kampung Pandan. He said it's hard to understand and speak Malay language here.

7.12am, JUL at Kondomium 8 Larson Place going to UCSI UPtown Damansara. The Brazil lady who worked last time as instrumentation engineer in Lumut will take exam today. I wish her good luck.

7.45am, CHP at Old Town White Coffee Pelangi Damansara. 2 pax of local India going to 1 Utama bus station.

8.02am, NRS, 2 Russia ladies looks like China girls, at Pelangi Utama Condo Block C sending to KDU University Glenmarie. The university can be seen from the highway, but to get there will take another 6.2km.

8.38am, FRS and his bf at Jalan Saintis U1/69 sending to Stadium Melawati.

Camp at the stadium parking lot, bought nasi lemak and ate inside the cab.

10.17am, CRM at Jalan Penchala Seksyen 8 going to 99 Speedmart Jalan Sungai Besi.

10.39am, STP at Dua Residency sending to National Museum. But I mistaken it as National Mosque. Foolish me.

Dear diary, at this point, my acceptance rate is 89.9% and the cancellation rate is 6.5%. So I need to make up one more trips to cover the acceptance rate to 90% for incentive purposes this week.

Then, I got ping from HASHER at 6 Capsquare. But his destination is far far away at Bukit Jelutong for rm51. Although the fare is quite attractive, I need to fetch daughter and go for a wedding reception at Taman Medan. Later I will go back to JB. Aiyah! So stress, so I cancel the trip and making the acceptance rate is ngam gnam 90%. Yay!

Now I can go home to JB with peace of mind.

U MAKES ME HAPPY

Friday, 23 September 2016.

Morning got run errands. Fast forward.

2.37pm, CIK at Jalan Kosas 2/5. The young girl, a KPTM student going to LRT Ampang. Uber surging rate is 1.7x.

2.59pm, CHR at Ampang Point Starbucks. The New Zealand boss, told me not to worry about the surging rate of 3.1x as his company would pay for it. I sent him to Verticas Residensi Bukit Ceylon. But he wants to dropoff outside the condo only.

3.29pm, ALB at the same outside Verticas Residensi condo to Avenue K. The Spanish young musician plays guitar at the theater orchestra around the region has been here for 2 years. Uber surging rate is 4.0x. I sent him to Avenue K.

3.46pm, LLT at Menara Ambank Jalan Yap Kwan Seng. And the surging rate again is 4.0x. Yay! I sent the quite India expat to Putra Majestik Jalan Ipoh.

4.01pm, FRQ at nearby Residence Jalan Ipoh to Isetan KLCC. 2 pax of smelly Bangla.

Got ping from FELICIA at Pacific Regency Hotel Apartments. The Uber pin location was wrong at Menara Sabre.. I called and shouted at her. When I drove to the correct hotel but got stuck on Jalan Perak towards Jalan P Ramlee for 15min, she cancelled me. Charcheebye la. The surging rate still 4.0x.

Then I got 2 pings from this WENTING at Pavilion. The first ping I follow to the Pavilion, but when arrived and tried to call the foreign phone number, he hung up. Whatthefook man. Minutes later he ping again, then he cancelled right away. Good lah.

Then I gave up on Uber surging rate 4.0x bcoz I realize the surging rate only applied to certain areas. But Uber latest surging rate of 4.0x really makes me excited and happy to drive. But the joy only shortlived as the rest of today trips are normal.

5.03pm, ZAQ at Fahrenheit 88 going to Mandarin Oriental KL. 2 pax of hotel staff.
5.24pm, VVN at Suria KLCC going to Paramount Club. 2 local amoi.

5.43pm, PTR at The Royale Chulan Hotel. Got stuck on Jalan Stonor, he called and waited patiently. I sent the young bank lawyer to See Hoy Chan. He said he's been living in Damansara for 23 years. The house is her dad's and he complains about the KL chaotic life condition. I told him to move over here. He said its not worth it. I joke joke to him to sell the dad's house for rm2 million, gave rm1 million to his dad, and rm1 million to pay a new KL condo as downpayment. "Good idea lah uncle, but not practical, now already so many things to pay," he laughed and laughed.

6.39pm, AVA at Verticas Residensi again sending the Iran lady to Old Malaya which is throw a stone away only at Jalan Raja Chulan.

6.54pm, YGN at Menara Yayasan Tun Abdul Razak. He called to pickup his wife and send her to Jalan Damai Perdana 4/2B Cheras.

Camp at Petronas Damai Perdana, top up ron95 for rm34 (20liter).

8.15pm, 014 at Econsave Cheras. The Siam amoi with lots of groceries plastic bags going to the massage parlor at nearby KFC Taman Connaught only.

8.39pm, SRA at Puncak Bayan Block B going to Masjid al muqarraban.

9.10pm, BDO and 3 Arabs students at Starbucks UCSI sending home at very near Jalan Arif.

9.27pm, RND at Angkasa Condo Block C going to KK Food Court. 3 pax of local China students.

10.04pm, MNT at Jalan Perak going to The Intermark. 2 pax of foreign young guy.

10.26pm, JOE with 2 local China guys at the same The Intermark while I was on Jalan Ampang heading home. I sent them back to Market Place Restaurant & Lounge.

Then I decide switched off the apps and drive straight home sweet HOME.

GRABHITCH AGAIN TODAY

Thursday, 22 September 2016.

This morning, I accepted 2 grabhitchers from DAI-san at Ampang Boulevard and SSN at Metro Villa Pandan Mewah. DAI-san job is the third while SSN is the first time. Last night I texted SSN about the pickup time at 7.07am at her villa lah sangat. She replied to ask me to pickup before 7.20am. Aiyah! Then I told her that Grabhich shall follow the driver's time, not the rider's time bcoz I need to pickup other people too.

8.12am, DTT at Gardens Residence to Glaxo Smith Kline Quill 9 PJ.
8.36am, SRP at Jalan 19/6 to Grab office.

9.00am, EDW at DVogue Avenue but he said double booking. Kannina la Grab.

Breakfast at mamak iBoutique. The damage was rm10.
11.00am, a Pakistan guy at Jalan PJS 4/27 with wrong pin location. I send him to Maybank Hotel 29 Jalan Puchong. He left his Samsung smartphone to withdraw some money.

11.18am, SSK at OUG Parklane Block B1, the green condo with a 2 months baby on her cradle. I send them both to Jalan Mega Mendung.

11.41am, NAD at Residence 8 to KTM Petaling.

12.20pm, EDD at Maxwell Towers Bukit Gasing sending to KL Sentral. 12.47pm already.

12.49pm, GTH at Menara Shell going to nearby Scott Sentral. An India lady with a small daughter.

1.09pm, PTT at Kolej Methodist sending to UNHCR.

1.32pm, NAA with 2 office mates at Jalan Brickfields to Menara Zurich.

1.45pm, MHS at 7-11 Jalan Tun Sambanthan 4. She called me first to pick up at 7-11 with her other gf. Then later she called again telling me that "she cannot see," means blind. Inside the cab when asked, she said she has 7 siblings, 3 of them are blinds following their dad. But the mom is normal. Doctors says due to retina problem. But our people say, "bcoz of the genetic keturunan." I send 2 blind women to PPUM Menara Utama.

After dropoff the blind women, this uncle ping twice to pickup which I suspect a teksi drivers. I cancelled both and sure my cancellation rating would drop badly today.

3.25pm, AFR at Jalan Pantai Dalam. A television actor going to Plaza See Hoy Chan to pickup 2 gf and later to Menara K1 Jalan Klang Lama.

4.52pm, DIA at Maybank Jalan Mega Mendung sending to Jalan Awan Biru.

5.07pm, MDA at Jalan Awan Dandan. 3 Banglas going to Pudu Plaza. They brought their drilling tools. Their smells is too bad makes winding down the windows. At the dropoff, MDA asked me to open the boot, but I told him to wait until I get the payment from the shop. "No worry la uncle, we pay one," he said. Kannina.

5.56pm, SBR at Institute of Diplomacy & Foreign Relations sending to LRT Hang Tuah. She complained that the Grabcar rm5 fare following farther route than expected. I told her next time please take a teksi. "Teksi also cheaper mah," she said. "But adding rm2 calling charge almost the same," Charcheebye. She dropped at the congestion Jalan IMbi road opposite of the LRT station. Good lah.

6.28pm, RHM from Yaman and her gf, Zulaikha at Old Town White Coffee Sungai Wang waiting for me with their ice creams. I send them to far far away with double fare to Garden Plaza, Harvard block.

8.27pm, MRL at Old Town White Coffee. 2 Nigeria girl is here for 3 months internship. I send them to Domain 2.

8.44pm, MKE at Neo Cyber supermarket sending to Garden Plaza again, Cambridge block.

Almost 9pm, I set the Uber apps to final destination HOME and hoping that I could find riders going back to KL and home as well. Then I got the following riders are as I expected. I am happy.

9.18pm, SNL at Shaftsbury Residence. 2 India expats going to Crown Regency Jalan P Ramlee KL. Yay! But first need to pickup their bf at nearby condo.

10.20pm, JNE at Chulan Tower going to Widuri Apartment Ampang.

11pm already and go home sweet home.

HALF PAST FIVE SHE CALLS ME SHE WANTS ME

grabcar司机与短裤和拖鞋在富都中环车站昨晚 Pudu Sentral

Wednesday, 21 September 2016.

7.42am, HSM at Platinum Face Suites. Foolish me not to know the name Platinum was at outside. I always know this place as The Face Suites. This lady also manyak langsi ho. I send her to Wisma UN Bukit Damansara. I gave the Armenia lady 1 star.

8.11am, KHY at HELP Residence sending to Sasana Kijang Bank Negara. He is from Kuantan.

8.32am, WBS ping and called to pickup her Indon worker at Dynasty Hotel. I arrived and waited at the hotel lobby as told by the lady boss. We calling, shouting and barking to each other on the phone. Actually he waited outside and very far far from the Hotel. Kannina. The Indon man also get upset with me as showing on his face and voice. Later he said Malay is not the original people who actually lives in Pahang forest. Ale uto lah. He grumbles saying people here are very arrogant towards the Indons. I told him in Indon also they are very langsi too. Kontolmu ngaceng lah wak! Then later, he slow down his voice. He works as a ceiling installer and got to work at Publika for the first time. I dropped him at Chawan and also gave him 1 star.

9.02am, AMR at Prima Duta also one langsi girl. I send her to 1 Mont Kiara. On the trip, she kept telling me the different way than the Waze showing me. Bugima.

Camp at Petronas Sri Hartamas to fillup ron95 for rm34 (20.8liter). Topup TnG for rm200.

10.02am, MLN at Jalan Kiara 1. When arrived at the roundabout, an apek suddenly calling me, which later I know as MLN's dad. I send her text telling, "pls let the driver know taking different person next time ya!" I send the apek to Rozel Old Klang Road. This apek was very busy on the phone calling many many people.

10.33am, JRR at nearby The Scott Garden Tower B going to The Greens TTDI.

11.38am, BUTCH at Jalan Jejawi going to Jalan Telawi. The Pinoy working at Pretz & coffee shop. He has been here for 9months.

11.56am, JMS at Gaya Bangsar Condo sending to BSC - Bangsar Shopping Center.

12.12pm, HUN at Lorong Kemaris 4 going to Surau Akademi UM using the back road. Stop at Petronas Bukit Bandar Raya.

12.33pm, KHO at UM 12tch College Block B. Stop to pick her 3 gf at ondway busstop. I send them to Restaurant Chuan Lee PJ.

Noon break. 2.50pm already.

3.01pm, SHL at Taman Seri Merdeka going to The Royale Chulan. She asked me to use Akleh highway.

3.23pm, ERN at 1A Stonor Condo sending to nearby Lot 10. Although she live just a throw stone away from Jalan Bukit Bintang, but this is not her place to hang around. She was very curious with the current development here, as seem she is not been here for many many years. When asked whether she always goes shopping in Melbourne, shey said, "no lah, ahkak always went shopping at Putrajaya and IOI je. Inside Malaysia only." Aiyah.

3.37pm, ABO at Tarbush Bukit Bintang calling to pickup his customers, 2 Jordan ladies going to far far away Aeon Mall Shah Alam. Yay!

4.29pm, MYZ at Menara U sending to Perdana Apartment.
5.30pm, HZA at Poliklinik Umra going to throw stone away PTPL College Shah Alam.

5.49pm, SHL at Persiaran Laman Seri Business Park going to Residensi Alumni.

6.07pm, ANS at Aeon Mall Shah Alam again sending to Kolej Melati UiTM. 4 pax of Malay girl students.

7.13pm, LOO a Saudi girl at Aeon Mall Shah Alam again going to Kemuncak Shah Alam. I missed the condo entrance, but she dont mind walking inside.

7.54pm, KAZ at Concorde Shah Alam sending to Pavilion KL. The smell of beers fillup the whole space inside my cab. At first I dont want to wind down my windows. But later, the drunken Japanese guy asked me to wind down the windows. Wahlah weh, so refreshing.

8.35pm, KNY at Sephora Bukit Bintang sending to Pudu Sentral. The local China-man wanted to go home in Seremban and taking an express bus. We saw so many empty teksi infront of us and asked him why not taking them. If everybody is taking Grabcar, how the teksi drivers can survived? He said, "so expensively uncle, if we pity them, who is going to pity me?" Aiyah. Good answer tho.

8.51pm, GIO at Hotel Seven Nite. A thin Chinese Indon with tattoo on his arms going to Traders Hotel.

9.16pm, EDY at Novotel Hotel sending to LRT Cheras. Actually he wants to meet friends at nearby kedai mamak.

9.52pm, call it day. Go home, update blog and sleep. ZZZZ

Dear diary, today I completed 10 Uber trips (4hr14m) and 12 Grabcar trips. No Grabhitch and no airport job.

Dear diary, please be reminded that the entry title today is about a song lyric. No double meaning mah.

THERE WAS NO "ADEGAN" ON MY CAB AND SHE WAS NOT WITH ME

Tuesday, 20 September 2016.

Today started the car engine at 6.55 and started the apps at 7.32am. No grabhitch.

7.39am, MET a China-mem Indon at Asna Hotel Bukit Bintang. I couldnt find the hotel and need to turn one big round again at Fahrenheit 88. AFter shouting, barking and calling, finally found her. She wanted to go to IJN with her maid and a baby.

8.08am, MAK at The Plaza Hotel going to 1 Petaling Residence. 2 pax of young men.

8.38am, BLL at the same 1 Petaling Residence sending to Starbucks Midvalley. 2 pax of Arab couple.

9.08am, CLB at Cititel Hotel lobby going to KL Convention Center.

Camp for a while near the Traders hotel to buy breakfast tapau but the pakcik already bungkus all the leftover kuih. But I managed to buy a few karipap and kuih sugi and canned nescafe.

9.53am, ALI with his new wife at Traders Hotel wanted to go to Melium Outlet Seri Kembangan. At the beginning we talk and talk. They just new in KL and just married 3 weeks ago. I congratulated him, then I asked why not go to Langkawi. He said he just came back from Langkawi. Aiyah. Then when near junction at TBS, I got a call from Astro salesgirl to promote some products which I am not interested. And I missed the exit to Melium Outlet. Damn. I thought the couple dont realise my mistake, but suddenly ALI asked me why the Waze showing longer time to arrive. THen I admitted my mistake and ended the trip. The cash trip showed rm20, but they got only rm17.20 which I accepted it.

Then I send them back to Pavilion.

Noon break. Aeon AU2 and klinik. 2.16pm already.

2.23pm, LSA at Jalan AU 2A sending to HUKM main lobby. The single mother would get her feet on operation. She said, one of her foot's blood veins leak.

2.50pm, AMK at the same main lobby. Seeing her name and the way she spoke to me sounded like arab girl. But later, she and her little sister told me that they were local Kelantan. Aiyah. She got leukemia and the sister accompanied her to donate her blood. I sent them to TBS.

3.16pm, ANK at nearby KLIA Transit going to Fortune Park Apartment. 2 pax of Pakistan couple.

SABA ping and called me but she put on wrong location at Taman Serdang Perdana instead of One South. She cancelled too late after 5min. So she got rm5 penalty. Good lah.

Camp at Petronas TPM to fillup ron95 for rm35.47 (20.8liter). 4.12pm already.

4.22pm, YEN at Astro visitor entrance while I was still at Petronas next door. But I need to drive 4.5km around Stadium Bukit Jalil to get her. Fortunately, her destination is far far away at Taman Mayang Jaya near LRT Kelana Jaya. She works as a media advertising. She likes to talk too, about her career with the India boss always fighting and shouting, about her bf who works as spinal titanium seller, about life, about bad teksi experience etc. She made my day.

5.13pm, KEE at Tropicana Grande Condo going to Bangsar Village II. He also likes to talk. He works with the main contractor for local construction projects. So many things he revealed to me from his experience, about government projects on building science laboratories in school. How he be part of the government bureacracy on getting projects. He also mentioned about those China-men (from mainland) who got a lot of money to buy properties in here as well as in New Zealand lelong. Aiyah. He also made my day. I think he should be a politician.

Camp at Masjid Bangsar. Pee and pray. 6.30pm already.

6.34pm, GUL at Garden Mall midvalley sending to 9 Bukit Utama.

7.23pm, TSK at the same 9 Bukit Utama going to Subang Square.

8.20pm, TJJ at LRT SS15 sending to Holiday Villa Subang. The pin final destination given by Uber and Waze is wrong. He just came back from Kelantan via Subang airport and parked his car on the hotel's basement. He is going back to Penang.

Camp at iBoutique hotel for dinner of mee goreng mamak and sate aiyam. Teh-o less sweet.

10pm already feel tired want to go home, but still very far, so I set the Uber destination to HOME. Then got ping,

10.26pm, MICHIYO at Red People Artist Jalan PJS 7/21 going to Regalia. Yay! This amoi manyak friendly ho. She is a singer and got youtube videos. At first I thought she was Japanese. Lol.

11.30pm, home sweet home. Update blog, sleep zzz.

I CAN SEE GENTING HIGHLANDS VERY CLEAR FROM SERENDAH

Monday, 19 September 2016.

8.02am, CHG at KLCC Louis Vutton entrance going to far far away UMW Aerospace Serendah.

Dear diary, I know returning from Serendah sure no ping. Bukit Beruntung, Rawang, Templer Park until Batu Caves still no ping. Then,

10.29am, SMR a Punjabi girl from Johor at Kampung Laksamana Batu Caves sending to NU Sentral.

11.07am, JAB an American guy at NU Sentral sending to Impact Hub Sentul. The guy is eating inside the cab. I dont mind.

11.30am, MTH at Viva Residency Condo going to Menara Polo Desa Pandan. 2 pax of middle eastern guys.

11.58am, PLS at G Village Desa Pandan going to Petaling Street. 2 Banglas.

Noon break. 3.22pm already.



3.24pm, PDE at Jalan Bukit Belacan. I used the jalan tikus for the first time here near to my house. She married to Pakistani guy who send her to my cab and her visa has expired already. She scared of police roadblocks. I told her not to worry. I send the pregnant Kemboja lady to Public Bank Pandan Indah. But she asked to stop further up.

Got Uber ping 4.59pm, from BUNDIT at Sapura Group Jalan Tasik MInes Wellness. But driving in the Sungai Besi highway on the honeymoon lane with lots of things on my head, caused me to miss the entrance to the building. I cannot gostan on the busy highway. Kannina. So I cancel the job.

5.16pm, FLO at KTM Serdang. 2 amois going to UTAR Bandar Sungai Long.

5.43pm, LEO at nearby Bandar Sungai Long wanted to send him to ZY Aquapets Mahkota Cheras, waited for him and sent him back home. He bought 4 lives fish which I forgot the name. He also told me he once bought the most expensive 2 goldfish cost rm400 each. Aiyah. But the goldfish dead already.

Camp at Petronas Taman Rakan to fillup ron95 for rm35 (20.8liter).

6.43pm, LOW at Station One Leisure Cafe Bandar Sungai Long again. I send the school girl to the Peak Jalan Bukit Prima Cheras. The townhouse got 2 security inspections guards. Kannina.

Camp at Surau Taman Bukit Cheras. Pee and pray. 7.38pm already.

7.45pm, HNA at Starbucks Taman Connaught. The Maldives girl wants to go to Suria KLCC.

8.14pm, MAC at Pavilion near fountain going to BHP Sentul Pasar. His house behind the masjid.

8.57pm, WIN at LRT Titwangsa sending to Lorong Ria 2.

9.17pm, ASC at LRT Wangsa Maju. 4 pax of UTAR students going to PV16 then PV13.

Then I decide to go home sweet home.

Dear diary, today I got text message from Uber. It says, "Special incentive for you: from 20/9 - 23/9, we're guaranteeing 1.5x SURGE for all trips from 6-9am." I dont think I can make it. No worries, just be happy.

NEAR BUT YET TOO FAR

Sunday, 18 September 2016.

Dear diary, today I will send son to TBS for his journey back to college in Kuala Nerang. His bus departure is at 10.45am.

When arrived at TBS around 9am, SRH ping from nearby Pangsaria. She called me first, and I told her to wait 15min due to very long and round route. Then she cancelled. Good lah.

9.20am, LAX at Jalan Gempita 2. 3 Bangla workers going to Hijauan Condo, not Exsim Condo. I wind down the windows as they entered the cab. The armpits smell is intolerable. Lajiao lah.

9.47am, IMS at Kiara Residence 2 going to LRT Kelana Jaya. The Maldives guy.

10.12am, YWN at St Ignatius Church. The local amoi sending to Jalan SS 22, near DJ Snooker, near Petronas SS 22.

Camp at Petronas 10.32am, Jalan SS 22, Damansara Jaya.
Carwash the cab for rm10.

11.45am, AHM at Jalan BU 3/6 going to 1 Utama for cheap-put rm2. Kannina Uber.

12.04pm, UZA at 1 Utama sending to Jalan Duta. When arrived, the Bangla got panic. I send him to Plus highway after Plaza Tol Jalan Duta.

12.59pm, HMR at Jalan Camar 4/1 Kota Damansara. She walked to my cab and asked me to pickup her gf at nearby Seksyen 7 PJ. 2 pax of young ladies with pretty dress going to Grand Bluewave Hotel Shah Alam.

Camp at Masjid Blue, pee and pray. Later lunch at Jalan Selendang. Then shortnap under the canopy.



3.14pm, WEB at Concorde Hotel. This MNasir looks like artist guy so manyak langsi. Even he asked the bellboy to take his dirty laundry and put them into my boot. Aiyah. Then he asked to go few stops. The first one at Shell ATM, then to laundry shop, then to barber. Actually he wants me to wait while he got his long hair trimmed and later send him back to the hotel. Manyak pretty! But I told him I cannot wait more than 5min. He asked me why, bcoz other Grabcar drivers can wait and switch off the apps and deal by the tepi longkang. Lajiaolah other Grabcar drivers!

After he throw his dirty laundry at the doby counter girl, he then calling his relative asking her to persuade the other cousin to join his bidding project. He spoke loudly on the phone, "he can works in Pasir Gudang mah, still single no commitment very flexible to travel around, I just need his four five thousand to support the million ringgit value project!" Aiyah. See my dear diary, a very successful man, living in the 5 star hotel, driving porsche, asking the doorbell boy to pickup his dirty laundry, acting like a vip, got 4 5 offices around key ell, having millions ringgit projects, but still need rm4k cash? Can you imagine mah? Lajiaolah.

3.46pm, NHN at Pangsapuri Damaimas going to Aeon Mall Shah Alam.

Camp for a while and no ping in Shah Alam. So sad, to cry also no use.

4.44pm, SHA at Vista Alam going to Menara U2 Condo near Aeon Mall Shah Alam. She is doing business on homestay and insurance.

5.10pm, SYM at KTM Batu Tiga sending to Kolej Meranti UiTM Seksyen 2. His dad has passed away and his brother is driving Grabcar now while waiting for other banking job.

Camp at Masjid Seksyen 2. Pray and pee. 6.06pm already.

6.49pm, a Sabah young man at First Ambulance Jalan Templer sending to TBS.

7.22pm, TAM at TBS but they still on the bus. So I need to drive one more big round into the Gate C. I send them to The Face Suites. When asked, the guy told me they are from Dubai. I dont know about TAM herself.

Camp at Shell Jalan Damai. Pray and pee.

8.31pm, a Jordan man with his family at nearby D'Villa going to Sungai Wang Plaza.

8.48pm, YNU at KFC Bukit Bintang sending to KTM Serdang. I set the Waze to KFC KTM Serdang which is on different location. Kannina WAze. When almost arrived, she told me not to go inside which I thought no need to go inside the condo. Actually she wants me to drop them opposite of the KTM station. Charcheebye lah.

9.43pm, 4 pax of Bangla, armpits smell likes shit, at Jalan Landai Permai. I wind down my windows. I send them to KLCC.

Got ping from ANS at nearby Avenue K, but after calling her, she cancelled. Pundenale truly.

10.07pm, then got ping from ABE at the same Avenue K. Yay! I send him to M-City.

Then I go straight home sweet home.

Dear diary, today I completed 15 Grabcar trips and 1 Uber trip. No airport job.

I LOVE WEEKENDS PROMOTION CODE

Saturday, 17 September 2016.

Dear diary, today morning I overslept already. Last night returning from TBS already 2am.

Starts the car engine and apps at 7.51am.

8.01am, SOF at LRT Ampang busstop sending the chinese lady to nearby De Palma Hotel for cheap-put rm2. Kannina Uber. She got training for 2 days since yesterday.

8.17am, LAB at Jalan 9 Ampang Jaya sending the pinoy caregiver lady to Jalan Hang Isap.

8.42am, Indon lady at Casa Residence going to KL Sentral. She spoke Bahasa Indon all the way.

9.05am, NSH at KL Sentral sending to UM 12th College, Kolej ke 12. For the first time I use the back entrance to UM.

9.28am, AMN and her gf at UM 5th College, Kolej ke 5, going to nearby UM Central.

9.39am, CRS at PPUM busstop. When arrived, she couldnt see me. But later said sorry many times. I dont mind. When arrived at Midvalley northcourt, she got promo code for ILOVEWEEKEND of 60% max rm6. But she thought its fully paid. She left the cab and run run away, but when I checked later that she needed to pay rm2.40. I called her and she came back to me and paid the balance. The amoi said sorry many many times again. She said she didnt know. Aiyah.

9.55am, RBW at Midvalley Northcourt going to UM Faculty of Law.

10.08am, CHR at UM 7th College, Kolej Ke 7 which I cannot find the signage only Kolej Zaaba until I asked the Malay student here. Then suddenly 3 pax of local Chinese boys hoping on my cab and going to Midvalley again.

Camp at Masjid Abu Bakar As-Siddiq Bangsar.

10.43am, CHL at Gaya Bangsar Condo sending to Bangsar Village 1, later she changed her mind to go to the next mall of Bangsar Village 2. She gave me rm2 tip.

11.06am, STV at Bangsar Village 1 with wife and little girl. The bule family is going home to Suasana Bangsar Condo.

11.22am, SUK at nearby Bangsar Heights with wife and little daughter. I send the India expat family to Sunway Lagoon. This is their first trip to here and asked me a lot of questions.

Camp at Petron Sunway to fillup ron95 for rm39 (23liter). No ping until 1pm, even I slept under the canopy.

1.06pm, RGD at Taylor's University. The Arab girl with her Chinese gf waiting at 7-11 and send them to Jalan PJS 11/28.

1.22pm, KRS at Sunway Pyramid with his gf going to Sunway Monash Residence.

1.36pm, AKS at the same Sunway Monash Residence sending to far far away One KL behind KLCC only.

2.35pm, SLS at Great Eastern Mall going to Jalan Dagang 1/3. I remember this Myanmar guy last weekend when I send his family of 5 going to the same house for a vacation to "Bangla Beach." Dont you remember my diary? OTL. But he just kept quite all the way. I gave his little son my purple sweet, and he took it.

Camp and lunch at Restoran Nasi Kandar Kedah for mee goreng mamak and ice lemon. RM6.40 damaged.



3.19pm, BYD at far far Restoran Ehem Food Corner near my home. When arrived, this tambi wanted to smoke and asked me to wind down the window but I told him no smoking inside the cab. So, he finished his smoking cigarette outside the car for one minute. I sent him to Ampang Damai Court.

3.46pm, YEO at Jalan Ikan Jelawat 18 sending to Five Stones Condo. Apek YEO and his wife just sent his Rexton car for repair. When asked why sending car very far far away. He told me that he trusted the workshop for many years. I didnt know, maybe next time I would send my problem car here. The apek likes to talk and talk with pasar Malay with me all the way. He also complains about our teksi driver attitude problems.

4.23pm, CRD at Ken III going to Midvalley again. The Sabah guy bah.

4.45pm, ROB at the same Starbucks Midvalley sending to Jalan Telawi 2.

Camp at the same Masjid Abu Bakar As-Siddiq Bangsar for the second time today. Pee and pray and shortnap inside the mosque to recharge. My head feels dizzy already. I need to buy panadol.

6.18pm, FRN and his little daughter at Yeast Bistronomy Jalan Telawi 2 going to Parkrose Holdings. The French guy is doing FNB business here for the last 2 years. He said, the business is quite challenging.

6.50pm, SHL at KL Sentral sending to The Z Residence Bukit Jalil. SHL and his wife with 2 kids just come back from jalan jalan Ipoh on ERL.

7.24pm, FVD a negro lady at OUG Parklane Service Apartment. Even the pin location is on the orange apartment, but I know she waiting at green apartment bcoz she asked me to wait at KK supermarket. I have been coming here so many times pickup negros with their wrong pin location. This time I dont complain bcoz its not their fault, its Grabcar apps issue. At first she wanted to go to Sri Ria Apartment Kajang but later she told me to go to Tropika Paradise bcoz her gf waiting at the guy house there. I follow. Stop at nearby 7-11 to buy beers for her bf. She asked me to park near to the convenience store so easy for her to carry the beers. But later, she didnt buy many beers as expected. "Its too heavy lah uncle," she said. Kannina.

Camp at nearby Petronas. Pee and pray. No ping until 9pm and decided to go HOME sweet home.

THINGS TO DO ON A SLOW DAY AT WORK

Friday, 16 September 2016. Hari Malaysia.

Dear diary, I woke up late today bcoz I arrived home from TBS around 2am.

9.50am, Lady ANN at Ampang Prima Condo Block B calling to pickup and rush her to KLIA Transit TBS. But she put the pin on Bandar Tasik Selatan town which is far far away from TBS. But this is not an issue, and I would send her there. But the real problem is the bad traffic jam on MRR2 near Taman Connaught which would take 18min so she told me to use other alternative way. Fortunately, the waze show me to use Lebuhraya Sungai Besi which is farther but quickest and would arrive in 7min. The auntie who is tourist guide also likes to talk and talk. She rushing to the airport bcoz she need to greets tourists group from China at 11am. Aiyah. She also complains on her friend who is a single mom but likes to spoil her boy with big big high class restaurants and always travel to expensive places. After drop off, she appreciates me to use the alternative route.

JOYCE ping me 11.34am, Ascadia Lakeview Pandan Perdana. When arrived, called and waited for 7min still no show. So I cancelled. But minutes later she ping again but I dont accept. My mood no good.

12.16pm, KNN at Cahaya Bumi Taman Ampang. I send the car sales dealer to Sri Utama Auto Jalan Usahawan Setapak. We talk and talk about teksi drivers and car business a bit. HIs father is a teksi driver too and he complains other teksi driver actually can cari makan if they dont play judi. Aiyah.

12.40pm, PHU at PV20. A Vietnam couple going to Isetan KLCC.

Friday prayer at Masjid Jalan Damai. 2.36pm already.

2.49pm, VON at Lorong Damai 12 going to Souled Out Jalan Ampang.

3.15pm, JJJ at Suria KLCC. I send the Korea to Pavilion. Dear diary, today I learned the "hello - Anyoung haseyo" and "thank you - gamsa" words in KOrea. I hope I can memorize them.

3.44pm, SEE at Jarden Boutique Hotel going to Pertama Complex. A local Chinese couple. At dropoff, I shocked to see the fare is high bcoz including his outstanding balance from previous trips. When asked, he also not sure whats happened. But he paid the full fare.

4.10pm, SFI at Sarah Hughes @Glob Jalan TAR sending to IJN. 4 pax of family from Temerloh. SFI talks and talks about Uber and his son whose hearts got water outside it. "Doc says its a rare case too," he says sadly.

Camp at Petronas opposite the IJN. Pray and pee and short nap to recharge.
Dear diary, today's requests on Uber and Grabcar is very slow. Not only me, but also my driver friends as well as, in KL or in JB. Same, very slow indeed.

5.20pm, ZAI at KFC Ampang Park with his pretty gf sending to Kojaya Apartment Ampang Jaya.

5.31pm, LIL at Lorong Kolam Air Lama B going to TIjani Ukay. This pinoy lady keeps quite also and put things on her earplugs.

Anyway, after dropoff LIL, I camp for a while outside the townhouse. There is one ahkak wants to find a driver after works from Smart Pandan JB to her home. So, I put up the ad into my whatsapp chatting group. I hope she will find a good driver.

Dear diary, today I only did 9 trips and go home early. Tonight will bring son and daughter to eat rice smashed chicken. Lol. We as a teksi sapu driver shall not cruel to ourselves.

KANCIL DOOR HITS MY CAR AND NEVER SAY SORRY

Thursday, 15 September 2016.

Starts the car engine at 6.48am. Pickup YEE (7.07am) at Jalan Ehem 1/16, supposed to send to LRT Dang Wangi. Then pickup DAI-san (7.20am) at Ampang BOulevard as yesterday and send to KL Convention Center. I drop daughter at Jalan Ampang. Both Grabhitchers are second timer with me. And I know one of them is not happy bcoz after I checking, my rating star becomes low after this trip. Lajiao lah.

Go errands to KLinik Pergigian Au2 Keramat.

9.15am, HFZ at Intan Apartment going to Sutherland Global BAngsar South. From his slang, I thought he was Sabah or Sarawak, but he is Indon who had studying and working here for 5 years. He stops at nearby Maybank, then suddenly this bugima ahkak slam his Kancil door to mine. Charcheebye lah. And the worst thing is she never say sorry. I mark his car already. Feel so bad today.

Camp at Masjid Bangsar South. 10.19am already. Pee and pray.

10.22am, SYJ at Angkasapuri. When arrived at the gate, the police guard asked me to park the cab and register first before going in. But when I walked into the guard post, SYJ and her gf coming to me. INside the cab, she wanted me to wait for their friend, but I told them that I can only wait for 5 min or they can book a new Grabcar. Then they decide to go directly to Midvalley.

Noon break.

Fillup ron95 at Caltex Ehem RM37.40(22liter). 2.32pm already.

2.35pm, TIA at Jalan Ehem 1/14 going to nearby Klinik Mutiara for two ringgit ride.

Replace the burn-out headlamp bulb for rm35. The clumsy young foreman took forever to do the simple job.

3.28pm, DMA at Astaria sending to Nihonkan Club. The chubby girl told me to come to the Ayers Tower which I was already waited for 5min. "ARW mouth like the charcheebye," she shouts and shouts to her bf on the phone. Dear diary, while driving under the MRR2 flyover, I hit the bottle glass which I thought was a plastic one. Kannina.

3.54pm, IZL at Gleneagles Hospital sending to Quality Hotel City Center Jalan Raja Laut. 3 pax from Terengganu. The sick mom gives me rm3 tip. The daughter looks fine.

4.22pm, EVG a Russia tall girl at Sogo going to Lanai Kijang.
4.41pm, MRN at Regalia. 3 pax of Russia again going to Bukit Nanas museum which I thought initially they wanted to go to the KL Tower.

5.03pm, AZR at Hubba Hubba Invito sending to VE Hotel Residence Bangsar South. A Sabahan with a flower tattoo on his forearm.

5.48pm, FTM at Angkasapuri going to Pantai Hillpark 5. The Maldives girl looks like a local Malay.

6.13pm, GRD at Capri by Fraser. A couple of Spanish with a baby going to Papparich Publika. I gave him 30 sen discount. Kannina.

6.42pm, SKM at the same Papparich Publika but I was out already and need to uturn back. I send 3 Banglas to Royal Domai Sri Putramas.

7.11pm, BHR at nearby Royal Regent Condo wants to go to Sani Ekspress Chow Kit, but she put the pin location to Desa Kiara. When almost there, suddenly she reckons that the destination is wrong. "How many Sani Ekspress here mah?" then asked to go to Intercontinental Hotel Jalan Ampang. I asked her for additional rm10 as per new booking when she checked on the apps, she wanted a rm5 discount, but I insisted the rm10 bcoz not my mistake, if not then I let her out from the cab in the middle of Sprint highway. Charcheebye. Luckily she agreed to pay the fare amount. Then the rest of the trip is quite.

Camp at Petronas Lot 59. Pee and pray.

Got ping 7.49pm at G Tower which no show after 7min waiting. Lajiao truly la.

8.29pm, TNG at Menara HSC sending to MPAJ Pandan Indah. 2 young ladies is going to hike Gunung Stong Kelantan by bus.

9.02pm, CLV at Pandan Capital going to nearby Pandan Mewah Heights.

9.29pm, ANS at Shamelin Bistari Condo sending to Restoran SS Spycy D'Alamanda.

10.02pm, TMM at Warisan City View Apartment going to Ascott Hotel KLCC. The Siam boy is on vacation here visiting his sister.

Got ping 10.25pm, DDA at Fraser Place then asked me to cancel when I just arrived. Pundenale.

10.34pm, JQL at Avenue K also cancelled the trip.

10.40pm, MSJ at Isetan KLCC but agreed to wait at Avenue K after I told him that the internal road was closed. I send the Pakistani to The Tamarind A Sentul. He grumbles about his mistake paying credit card bank account too much which he needs the money to use. Later at the dropoff, he says he pays by credit card after I checking is not true. Luckily he still standing outside the condo, and I asked him to pay cash. Otherwise, I would do a big charity tonight. Kannina.

11.09pm, AKI at LRT Sentul going to Lorong Ciku, a kampung street and dark.

11.38pm, EIR at Sri Suajaya shouting, texting, barking at me. Bugima. She told me to pick up his hb and send him to Ong Tai KIm, but actually to nearby Sri Kelantan Flat. He said normally walking only to the flat but tonight he rather takes Grabcar bcoz scared of the local crimes rate is very high on the area.

12.18am, morning already, JFR at Sawarbina restaurant. 3 pax of Iraq going to Berjaya Times Square. At the drop off, he wants me to send them to Melia Hotel on the opposite side. I told him it will take very far far uturn and later he decides to walk cross the Jalan Imbi. Good lah.

12.36am, HMAG at nearby Low Yatt PLaza. 3 pax of Iran sending to far far away Tropics Suites.

I got ping from JOY at nearby Desa Kiara condo which I missed the junction. Later I cancelled it which prompted her to call me back.

1.33am already at TBS to pickup son coming from JB.

2.15am arrived at home sweet HOME.

Dear diary, today I did 24 trips and no airport job.

HEY PRISCILLA WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE

Wednesday, 14 September 2016.

Starts the car engine. This morning I got 2 grabhitchers.

7.00am, DIN at Jalan Ehem* 2/6 going to LRT Ampang. DIN is going to his office in Puchong.
7.20am, DAI-san at Ampang Boulevard sending to KL Convention Center after dropping daughter. I greets him in Japanese and he quite impressed. OTL.

7.45am, SOO at St Mary going to Avenue 5 Bangsar South. The Korea lady told me to drive fast. "I am in a hurry," she says. I told her that my car cannot fly.

8.08am, MHK at Andalucia Hillpark going to Wisma LYL. The India lady is friendly and likes to talk too.

Camp at Asshifa Maju mamak for breakfast empty roti and empty coffee. The soft boiled eggs I ordered never arrived. Pundenale la mamak.

9.10am, PRISCILLA at Jalan 12/17 PJ sending to Kingdom City opposite of Wisma LYL. When asked what is inside the Kingdom City, the girl told me, "it's a church la uncle." Dear diary, the name Priscilla reminds me of the funny scene inside Zootopia movie, hence gives me the title for today's entry title.

9.27am, WNG at LRT Asia Jaya going to nearby PLaza 33 Cybercenter.

9.36am, LCS at Jalan 13/4 PJ wrote me, "Panasonic." I send him to HSBC Jalan Sultan PJ.

9.48am, ONG at Volkswagen PJ Sales gave me the wrong pin location. Later I rekeyed-in the correct gps and delayed another 11min. He said okay. Later I send him to his home at Jalan Perisa 17 Sri Petaling.

10.31am, PLC at LRT Bukit Jalil going to Muzeum Pub Sri Petaling.

10.53am, NSD at Endah Ria Condo busstop sending to the same LRT Bukit Jalil again. When asked, she says she works as "careworker."

11.06am, DBS at TPM Enterprise 4 going to CApri by Fraser.

Noon break. 1.49pm already.

2.01pm, KEN from Kelab Darul Ehsan. The Swedish guy with golf set heading to St Mary Residence. He likes to talk too. He is here to accompany his wife as H&M manager. He cannot find job as Civil Engineer here, now he plays golf and golf only for the last 1 year. Talking about his kids, he got married 25 years ago. The first time they made love, they got a daughter. Then the second time they made love, another boy coming out. Then after that, he cut off his balls. See my dear diary, how westerners control their family planning. OTL. KEN and his wife will transfer to Hochiminh city next year, which is nearer to his son who is working in Hongkong.

2.37pm, YOS at Holiday Inn Express Hotel sending to Masjid Negara. The young girl asked me to wait for more minutes for her dad. 4 pax of Arab family. The young girl asked about the mosque at the dropoff point when the mosque was built. I dont remember. But later I find out that the mosque was built in 1965.

3.20pm, AHM at Dataran Merdeka. He asked for the mineral water. Later I send him to Aquaria KLCC. The French guy originally is Algeria, and works with tourism agency. We talk a bit about Zidane Zidan, and his VVIP apartments in the region.

3.39pm, SKN at RHB Menara Yayasan Tun Abd Razak sending to RHB Bank Center Jalan Tun Razak. 2 pax of RHB bankers.

About 4pm, got ping from this Bangla at Bangladesh Embassy. He put the pin wrongly, then something went wrong with my Lenovo smartphone. When I try to update the data, there is no keypad found on the screen. Kannina Lenovo. Now I need to find alternative way to topup my data. Luckily I can use the Grabcar on my iphone later, but the beta version got issues too.

5.18pm, LEE at Persiaran Ritchie. Lee with wife and 2 little girls sending to Ascott Hotel KLCC.

5.37pm, BOY at Wisma Hong Leong Jalan Perak sending to far far away Lorong Rahim Kajai 5 TTDI.

Camp at nearby Masjid al-Ghufran Pinggir TTDI. Pee and pray.

Got ping at 6.39pm, RACHAEL at Sistem Penguraian Trafik which when I arrived in the middle of highway. Kannina. So, I cancelled.

7.02pm, LPT at Jalan BU 11/5 Bandar Utama going to Nautica Sunway South Quay.

7.43pm, JSM at the same AMarine Sunway South Quay. I send her to far far away Putra Indah COndo Seri Kembangan.

8.17pm, KKK ping from McD TPM which actually she is at Starbucks. We shout and calling each other, finally she come to my cab. I send her to Masjid India. Dear diary, problems with Grabcar apps on iphone are: no fare indicated once we accept the job, and the apps dont show the necessary "notes."

9pm already and decide to go home sweet home.

Dear diary, I need to find time and workshop to replace the left headlamp which was burnout since the last few days. Damn.

I CAN DREAM, CAN'T I?

I dont think I could visit this beautiful place in Vietnam as long as I am driving kereta sapu like this. OTL.

Tuesday, 13 September 2016.

No Grabhitch today.

7.27am, PML at outside of Melange Boutique Hotel Jalan Rembia sending to Bayu Condo Pandan Jaya. She is Algeria, not Nigeria. Aiyah.

7.52am, LOU at Casaria Jalan Jejaka. 3 China-men spoke little English waiting at busstop but I almost missed them bcoz the pin location is inside the condo. Lajiao. I send them to Fraser Business Park.

8.01am, JSS at LRT Miharja. This chubby amoi going to work at Taman Mastiara Jalan Ipoh. She likes to talk and talk. She just came back from hometown Melaka, and will be back to Melaka again this weekend for another long public holiday. Her mom will make noise noise if she dont go back.

8.39am, SRS at Pangsapuri Sri Gembira going to HP Tower. But the networks are very slow here, and I need to restart the iphone. Kannina. Waiting loss time here is 10min.

9.16am, SRY at Skrine Wisma UOA sending to The Icon. She wrote on the note, "please wait infront of Starbucks at 9.20am." This is the first time rider told me the exact time to wait. Pundenale. She also asked me about the traffic jam, and I told her that the road is clear. She is so happy as the Waze showing 14min to arrive, "normally will take 30min on Jalan Tun Razak."

Camp at Petronas Lot 59 Jalan Ampang. Buy junk food for rm7.20.

9.58am, TRM at Suria Jelatek. The Arab girl with the phone glued on her ear all the way to Great Eastern Mall which is a throw stone away only.

10.53am, DER at Starbucks Ampang Point going to nearby Ampang City.

10.26am, HUR at The Elements going to KFC Desa Sri Hartamas. A Korean family, with 2 kids.

10.55am, JEA at Sunway Vivaldi which the Waze gives the wrong direction. I should use the damn slow Google maps instead. I send her to Ikea Damansara. The New Zealand lady likes to talk and talk. She just moved here 5 weeks ago after 12 years in Dubai, and plan to buy a local car, myVi. She just used Grabcar 2 weeks ago after facing bad experiences with our local teksi drivers with smelly interior car, rude and choosy. One of the JP scold her to pay the toll fare, which shocked her. Aiyah.

11.50am, YSS at Mas Kiara Residence going to Hilton KL Sentral. She left her wallet at home, fortunately the fare is paid by credit card.

12.16pm, ADR (KSL) at One Sentral sending to Bangsar Village I.

12.51pm, KLS with his wife at Lorong Tempinis Kiri 2 going to Jalan Scott. He chose to use the longest way as per Waze gps to avoid bad traffic jam on Jalan Brickfields. Good lah on Uber.

1.16pm, ALN at nearby Scott Hotel going to nearby KL Sentral. The backpack Irish got dengue fever, otherwise he could just walk to the bus station. Good lah. ALN is an orang utan scientist just come back from Palangka Raya city, which I heard for the first time in Kalimantan.

Air Asia new headquarter?

1.35pm, (updated) CRL and her bf at the Majestic Hotel. They like to talk and talk. CRL is very friendly British, and the bf kept calling his wife as "darling" which later I found out that they were just newly married 6 weeks ago. But the India husband talking in English makes uncle head goes round and round. The good thing is uncle dont fall asleep behind the wheel on the long trip during hot midday to KLIA2. Yay!

After dropping them off, I waited for 7min at the departure. Then later go straight to Petronas KLIA exit. 3.06pm, at Petronas fillup ron95 for rm43 (25liter). Later go straight to Putrajaya.

3.43pm, SWEETY at Persiaran Perdana Presint 3 which I cannot find her. She speaks no good English. I waited for 7min and cancelled the booking later.

3.56pm, DPS at Jabatan Imigresen going to Putrajaya Sentral. The Nepal is working in Sabah. Can speak good Malay. He says there were many Bangladesh people gathering during Aidil Adha holiday yesterday at Petaling Street. "Not many Nepal here lah uncle, we works only as security guards and most of us is working in Abu Dhabi," he says.

Camp for short nap to recharge at Putrajaya Sentral.

4.42pm, HSN at the same Putrajaya Sentral. We shout and calling each other bcoz I follow the pin. 3 Pakistan going to Domain 4. One of the guys sitting next to me asking about current issue on PM wife buying clothes, shoes and jewellery for rm6 million only. I told him that I dont talk about politics. So he never asked me again. But later I heard he mumbling for rm6 million, can't she just bought 6 tudungs to cover her head? Aiyah.

5.03pm, MSB at Domain 2 at the same Domain 4 lobby. Kannina. There is sewerage pipe stucks and the smells is only God knows. I send the Sudan couple to Sysaban ARabic cuisine.

5.40pm, KRM at Shaftsbury Residence. 2 Syria men going to the DPulze.

6.03pm, MJD at the roadside of Pesiaran Flora Cyberjaya. Send the Yaman student with the big and heavy bag to far far away Fortune Park Seri Kembangan. Good, after half day camping here in Cyberjaya, now I can get back to KL.

6.34pm, CHN at nearby Jalan SP 2/7 Serdang Perdana going to Giant Cheras.

7.10pm, ALS at Super Education Group Cheras. The company name is correct but Waze pointing to the wrong address again. Kannina. She walked to my cab and sending to Jalan Cuepacs 3. She just moved here from Ampang.

Got ping at 7.45pm, this negro calling me at Jalan Suria 3 asking how many minutes. Whatthefook man. But I lost my way as the Pasar Malam blocking the main road. I get confused and later I cancelled the booking. He called me and sounded very upset.

Then at 8.08pm, camp at Petronas Sungai Long. Pee and pray.

Later I decide to go home. Aiyah, uncle feel so lazy lah tonight. But doing 21 trips non stop for 12 hours not bad lah.

KLIA2 terminal.

HARIRAYA HAJI TODAY AND NO UBERING

Selamat hariraya korban to all muslim friends.

To those who still driving Uber and Grabcar today, please drive safely, always give the right signal before changing lanes. This is part of community services. OTL

Uncle not Ubering today. This evening, I will drive back to KL. See you there.

YOU SHOULD TELL THE UBER DRIVER THE CORRECT STREET NAME

Sunday, 11 September 2016.

Starts the car engine and the Uber apps at 6.40am. But camp and breakfast at Masai.

7.35am, after almost 1 hour no ping, AIK at Jalan Permas 12 going to Klinik Mahmoodiah. He said the Uber apps cannot find the clinik name.

7.58am, EFF at Hallmark Hotel Jalan Harimau going to JB Sentral. 4 pax of big Chinese Indonesia with tattooes. The surging rate is 2.8x.

8.23am, MMC at Jalan Cermat Taman Pelangi going to Jalan Hijau Muda 2 to pickup amoi and then continue to SIM Dance Studio Mount Austin. The surging rate is 1.4x.

Remember to go home to pickup wife at 8.55am and go errands to Kipmart Masai and Tesco Seri Alam. Tomorrow is Raya Haji already meh.

Noon break. 3.20pm already.

3.25pm, ERC and his gfm, 2 pinoys at Seri Mutiara Block D going to Todays Market.

Got ping from WEI at 3.42pm, at Putri Ria but when arrived, calling he said he didnt book. Lajiaolah. I asked him to cancel, but waited for 5min still running, so I cancelled myself.

3.52pm, KAI at nearby Jalan Dedaru 18 to pick her gf sending to Giant Xtra Taman Suria. LIN told me that his Uber apps didnt work so she asked KAI to book Uber for her. She's been here for 3 years and can speak good Malay.

4.25pm, QIA at Jalan Tebrau Lama while I was parking, and buying jemput2 pisang and goreng keledek. She cancelled me twice. I thought she wanted to play play only. The third time I called her asking why she cancel many many times. She said she nervous bcoz first time using the apps. I said okay. Then later when pickup, she asked how much the fare to Foon Yew Secondary School at Stulang Laut. I told her to check on the apps which she didnt know how to see. Later in the cab, I taught her on checking the fare. It's a bit hidden though. 3 pax going to KFC infront of the school.

4.46pm, MYA a Pinoy and his bf at Skysuites condo going to far far away Puteri Harbour. I dubmly follow the pin location which lead to different place. Later I send them to the correct shopping mall.

I camp for a while with the apps still running. No ping for 1 hour even at Legoland. Then got ping,

6.03pm, YKY at East Ledang townhouse, Jalan Kasturi 1/7. Calling and waiting for 7min infront of the house. Aiyah. Later the gps got problem at the house and need to drive outside the area. The Korea wife and a cute baby and a Spanish husband sending to far far away JPO. There was a speed trap on the highway, I ran 87km/h instead of 80km/h, and hopefully no saman. Kannina.

6.47pm, got ping from CHG to pickup his bf, REX, at the same JPO but different exit location. They waited at the Starbucks which I never been there before. Kannina. Later, we talk and talk. The young man told me that his dad's car just got total accident. He works for the last 5 months at Vincci which I waited just now. He will further his study in Taiwan next year. He also story mory about his experience on job hunting in Singapore for 3 months without successful before joining Vincci. While working at Vincci, he saw so many shoplifters from I** and C** countries customers. Some I* tourists also likes to cheat cheat like a fox too, ie trying too many shoes but leave the store without buying any of them. Some customers even purposely stucking their drinking cans and tissues inside the shoes. I send him home at Jalan Harmoni 4 Kulai. I wish him luck for his study.

Camp at Petronas Taman Kulai Permai at 7.36am to fillup gas for rm 34 (20liter).

7.54pm, the last rider, DSS at Aeon Kulai. I waited on different entrance. She told me no need to go inside, she would come to my cab. Later I send her to IOI mall as per destination, but she actually wants to go home at far far Jalan Endau which not in the gps. I asked her many times, is it Jalan Indah? She insisted that the name is "Endau", not "Indah". Charcheebye lah. Then when arrived at the house she asked me to go inside which is just a few steps from the guard post, the name is indeed Jalan Indah, not Jalan Endau, but she said, "chincai lah uncle," aiyah. I told her if she told the correct name it's easier for the driver to find it. Kannina.

8.30pm already and I hunger for dinner and thinking that Warong Nasi Lemak Wak Kentut is a perfect spot. But when arrived, the rains is falling heavily, so I called it off and drove straight home sweet HOME.

Dear sweet diary, today I just Ubering in JB for 10 trips in 7hrs 3min. The total fare is okay lah. Want to cry also no use. OTL.

Dear diary, one reader asked me what is OTL? OTL or ORZ are the term used to express a situation where you are so upset that you feel like getting on your hands on the floor and knees down to start crying. It's the opposite meaning of LOL if you reckon. Now you know the meaning of OTL meh?

YOU WILL BE PICKED UP BY ELANTRA

Saturday, 10 September 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 7.04am.

7.19am, SLS at Permai Court 2 going to nearby Jalan Dagang 1/3. When arrived, I saw there are a big group of family gathering outside the flat. When asked, only 5 of them will go inside the cab. SLS himself will walk. I told him to book another Grabcar, but he rather walk. "Not far lah uncle," he says. But I reckon the distance is quite even there is a short cut. On the cab, the wife told me that they are Myanmar and going to "Bangla Beach" which I heard it for the first time. I ask her many times, and one of the guy seating behind told me its at Sepang airport. Later when checked, I reckon the Bangla Beach is actually the "Bagan Lalang Beach". At dropoff house, I saw there were many Myanmar groups waiting for the bus to go to the Bangla Beach. I told myself, "unlike Myanmar, this is free country no war, you can go anywhere you like."

7.36am, FZK at The Elements going to Klinik Pergigian Angkasa Sri Rampai. At first I thought he was Arab, but later we talk and talk. He is a local dentist got few dentist clinics in KL and JB.

8.47am, JEV at Jalan 27/26 Setapak Jaya sending to Jusco Wangsa Maju.

9.23am, AZZ at Alpha Villa Apartment sending to LRT Wangsa Maju.

9.37am, AHK at PV20 also wants to go to LRT Wangsa Maju.

9.57am, ANU at Hospital Angkatan Tentera Tuanku Mizan. When arrived at the Lobi Utama Hospital, I called, she said she was at outside of the hospital. Later, we arguing and barking and shouting. She told me, "all drivers will call her before arrive!" Aiyah. This minachi so langsi meh. I told her that I follow the pin location and she dont put note "outside the hospital" meh? She said she never said "inside." Pundenale la. I was so upset and angry. Then my jackpot question to her that if wrongly answeed I may throw her out of the car, "so you blaming me not calling you meh?" Luckily she replied, "I am not blaming you." Okay, I cool down a bit and send her to Prima Setapak. But she told me again, "not Prima Setapak, just nearby there." Okay lah. Later, when asked, she is not local.

10.20am, SHN at Jalan Marmar 1 which is far far away inside the kampong small roads. It took me about 15min. I call her, she says no problem. Although the Waze showing the correct directions, I sometimes follow the very intelligent Google Maps which direct me to the narrow bridge. Kannina Google. So, another 5min to follow the new detour.

11.04am, NDP at Batu Caves. When she called, I thought at first she was British. But later I found out that she comes with her parents which speaks no good English. I send them to Gaya Bangsar Condo.

Almost noon, I decide to go home and take a break.

Fillup ron95 at Caltex for RM40 (24liter).

This evening I will go back to JB. See friend friend you all later over there and have a safe journey.

HIGHER FARE HIGHER DEMANDS AGAIN THIS MORNING

Friday, 9 Sept 2016.

This morning I accepted 1 Grabhitch from Villa Ampang Condominium. It was raining heavily and when almost reaching the condo, she cancelled bcoz she heard that the LRT disruption service. She wanted to drive her own car. Charcheebye lah. So I go straight sending daughter to work.

7.54am, MAK the restaurant staff at Tarbush Bukit Bintang ping to pickup his Arab friends who cannot speak English and sending to Pullman Hotel.

8.11am, ITS at Binjai KLCC going to IJN.

8.19am, CLL at Vistana Hotel going to Majestic Photo Studio Jalan Pudu.

8.55am, LME at Ixora Apartment going to Medan Mara. He used to drive Uber for the first batch but later he quits bcoz not worth it.

9.27am, a PINOY guy, no name on the Grabcar apps so weird, at Titiwangsa Sentral Condo sending to Menara Olympia.

A bugger SHEP at Monorail Imbi, when arrived and waited for 7min, she play play only. Charcheebye.

10.00am, MRZ at Swiss Garden Residence, I mistaken for Swiss Garden Hotel. Kannina. After shouting and calling and barking, finally I got the right main lobby. OTL. When he hopped in the cab, I start scolding him angrily, but he calms me down by giving salaam and shakes my hand. Later, we talk and talk. He also mentions from his experience here about 3 Malaysian big races... [-deleted-] Aiyah. He said he glads found me can speak good English not like other drivers. I send the whole family to see his son, 4 pax to International Islamic School near UIA Gombak.

11.26am, after camping and having breakfast at nearby Medan Selera, got ping form AMR at Muhallah Nusaibah Female Hostel. I send her to KL Sentral.

Noon break. Fast forward.

3.10pm, MCA and his bf at KS Tyre Ampang near Maybank. MCA looks very young man, now working in the office, was a Grabcar driver and told me that last time he could earn rm20k permonth, driving 20 hours per day. "It's like killing yourself lah uncle! Woke up early at 6 morning and ended at 2 in the morning too," he says. So I believe him. I send them to nearby Dataran Palma near Ampang Point.

Got ping from MED at Fawina, but arrived, called, and after 7min no show, then I cancelled. Pundenale.

4.03pm, WSH at Tiara Duta Apartment going to Jusco Taman Maluri. The pinoy lady talk and talk.

4.31pm, LSY at the same Ambank near Jusco Maluri. The schoolboy going to Pertiwi Indah Condo.

4.44pm, AML ping to pickup his gf at BAM Villa. I send her to LRT Pandan Jaya.

Dear diary, today I learned the meaning of words "pishang" and "gemoks" thru my whatssap group.

5.10pm, WYZ at the same LRT Pandan Jaya sending to Bukit Pandan 1.

5.21pm, ARM and her gf at the same Bukit Pandan 1. I went inside to the lobby and when she hopped in, she told me that she know me from the previous ride which I doubt. At first I thought they were Pinoy. I send them to Plaza Berjaya thru bad traffic jam.

6.20pm, NAD and his family from Kuwait at Starbucks Berjaya Times Square. I send them to KWC Fashion Mall.

6.32pm, LEE a Singaporean IT Manager at Ibis Sytles Hotel (F&N) going to KLIA2. Yay! We talk and talk all the way, and sometimes keep quite for a while.

Camp for 7min at the KLIA Departure and later drive out to Petronas. Pee and pray. Later I decide to drive straight to Cyberjaya, but looking at the watch now is 10pm already and bad traffic jam on Dengkil highway so I decided to go HOME sweet home.

LEE LAM THYE IS LOOKING AT ME WITH CURIOSITY

Thursday, 8 September 2016.

Dear diary, remember last night I cancelled 1 grabhitch job? This morning I messaged BOI again asking whether he still needs me to pickup from his house to LRT Dang Wangi. He says okay. So at 6.55am instead of 7.07am, I pick him up and send him via Akleh highway.

7.55am, GAT at M-Suites going to the Icon.

8.14am, NER at Ampwalk to Austrian Embassy in Menara Goldhill. The Kenya guy talks about his job as disaster mitigation consultant. But disaster causing by terrorists is not his scope of works.

8.31am, TYF at Funky Guest House with narrow street to maneuvre. He shouts and calling. Lajiao lah. Instead, I drove one big round thru Jalan Alor. 3 Bangla with 1 big baggage sending to Mydin Kotaraya.

9.01am, SHD at Sandpiper Hotel going to Wisma Celcom PJ. The Vietnamese dont want to use his real name bcoz difficult for other people here to pronounce.

9.36am, HAS at UM International House going to Mercu Alam Bina. The Maldives young man talks a bit about his island country and tsunami.

10.03am, AIN at Faculty of Arts & Social Sciences sending to KL Sentral. She just finished her class and need to catchup the ERL train to Penang at 11am. I hope she manages to catch it.

10.29am, SPN at KL Sentral going to Seri Impian. This pretty and thin stewardess cannot hear what I say. Aiyah. Bcoz she puts on the earphone music.

11.23am, ZAD at Balai Berita NSTP. When arrived, I saw Mr Lee Lam Thye infront of the gate and I took his photo from my cab which makes him curious. Later, ZAD the Berita Harian reporter says, he is going to pickup the new Proton Persona 2016 for test drive during this raya haji season. Kannina. He always got opportunity once a while to test new cars for reviews, especially from BMW and Mercedes Benz. I send him to far far away Proton Center of Excellence lah sangat by the Kesas Highway.

12.46pm, SHZ at Perabot Bahagia Plaza Masalam going to Aeon Mall Shah Alam.

1.20pm, CHN ping using Uber apps from very far far away Jalan Kemuning Bayu 33/30b. The distance is 12km and the eta is 17min. Aiyah. So far, but I still willing to take the job. Am I good or what? I apologize being late, but she says, "it's okay, no what no what," to calm me down. I send the lady to Sunway Pyramid West Hotel. Later she gave me rm6 tips. But I rated her with 1 star bcoz of the distance just now.

Camp at Masjid Bandar Sunway at 2.27pm. Pee and pray. Then fillup the tank at nearby Caltex for rm31 (18.2liter).

2.43pm, IQR at Ridzuan Condominium sending to Ruemz Hotel at Taylors University.

3.08pm, LAMYA at Sunway South A'Marine going to the same Ruemz Hotel at Taylors University again.

3.27pm, HRM at nearby Lakeside Plaza sending to Sunway Pyramid.

3.37pm, DAN at Sunway Lagoon going to Pelangi Utama Condo. The pinoy lady with her Canada bf. We talk and talk.

4.42pm, LIM at New Wing 1 Utama sending to Persiaran Ampang. This guy not much talking that makes me wants to sleep behind the wheel. Aiyah. It's near my home already and I decide to pickup daughter from work and go HOME.

Dear diary, tonight I will take a break. I will going to send my dirty laundry for wash and eat siakap 3 tastes.

HIGHER FARE DUE TO HIGHER DEMANDS BUT I AM NOT AVAILABLE

Wednesday, 7 September 2016.

Dear diary, I started the car engine at 6.47am to send daughter to work. And got 1 Grabhitcher to Puchong. Also I turned on the Grabcar without switch off the job option. So, suddenly there was a ping from my neighborhood going to Bangsar for rm36. Wah lah weh! I believe that was due to the heavy rains and later I reckon that the lrt also got problem.

Camp at Petronas Awan Besar to fillup ron95 for rm40 (23 liter).



9.07am, amoi CDY at nearby Setia Walk Puchong going back to Hampshire Place, KLCC. Stop at Shell Kesas to pee and amoi went inside the Shell shop to buy her "things."

Dear diary, since I was at the city center, better settling my other car insurance NCD problem at Etiqa Insurance Bangsar.

Fast forward.



1.33pm, MAZ at Jalan 3/63 Petaling Jaya. The cripple man is using shoulder stretches and is going to far far away Sri Mahligai Condo Shah Alam. Later in the cab, we talk and talk about his recent motorcycle accident, his ex-wife and 2 boys.



3.11pm, SUR at UMW Seksyen 15 Shah Alam ping me while I camp at nearby roadside. Normally I will go to Kompleks PKNS to find new riders. SUR called and asked to pick up the GM going to the KLIA airport. Yay! But to find the pickup gate no. 7 is a trivia bcoz the gate has no number meh. I shout at her, then she says, "uncle, janganlah marah!" Aiyah. When asked, the sectretary says, "not Japanese, local Malay, fat and short lah." Then seconds later, I saw the boss coming out from the other gate. Later in the cab, the boss asked me to drive fast fast bcoz his flight at 4.30pm, another one hour mah! Lajiao lah boss. I told him that my car cannot fly, but he still insisted me to drive fast to catch the flight. On the same time, he kept busy calling the ticketing staff to reschedule the flight, and finally he got the next flight. So I can slow it down. Then we talk and talk as the boss likes to talk about his business at UMW, etc. At dropoff, he requests the manual receipt for the trip bcoz the Grabcar will send the official receipt to the secretary email.



4.17pm, IVA at KLIA while I was waiting for 7min. I send her to Taman Sri Nanding Hulu Langat which just behind my HOME. This big akak also likes to talk and talk about her life as hotel staff in Bangsar South, her husband as Zouk event organizer, her deceased boy who suffered strange illness.

Camp at Petronas Taman Putra to refill the ron95 for rm40 (25liter) again. This is second time of the day. But there is no water at the gas station. Kannina. Later I go to nearby Masjid Al-Azim Pandan indah. Pee and pray.

6.37pm, BOY at Jalan Pandan Indah 4/30. 2 pax sending to Ampang Point. The boys are selling handphone and he told me that one of the shop called OUTLET has income of rm300k per day during hariraya. Kannina. The boy also excited to see the interior leather seat.



7.00pm, DUA at Tiara Ampang Condo got me sick just now. She told me to wait outside the security gate. And later when they are inside, the Syria Arab girl asked me to uturn and went straight (which is a no entry) to the main road of Jalan Ampang. Suddenly, while gostan, I hit the concrete bunker. She just shakes her head. Pundenale lah. The damage is quite major. I shall not follow her order. Truly Charcheebye. Then later during traffic jam also she told me to cross the road and use the Akleh highway. I follow. And after dropoff, she never gave me tips nor reimbursement for the bumper damages. This trip is really bad.



7.35pm, KNN at the same Bukit Bintang Entrance. I was unable to call her Singapore phone no. 2 pax going to Regalia.

8.17pm, SMT at the same Regalia going to 231 Condo. The Russian girl says she has been here for 5 years and feel like a local girl. But when asked whether she can speak Malay, she says, "no, maybe next time." Kannina.



8.47pm,DNA at Sungai Wang Plaza. I asked her to wait at Nando's. Later I send her to nearby Laman Ceylon for rm3.

9.05pm, NESPODANIELE at nearby The Rabbit Hole Changkat Bukit Bintang. His father is Italy, and her mom is Malay and Punjabi mixed. No wonder his face looks like Ronaldo (the Portuguese). But later I found out that his parents are separated, as his Italian father got "nasi kangkang lah uncle," he says sadly.

9.18pm, WST at Marc Residence sending to Binjai Residence with his gf.

9.30pm already and call it a day.

Dear sweet diary, today not many trips, 11 trips only, but with 2 airport jobs, back to back, and got 1 accident denting my back bumper. Kannina la that ARab girl.

Dear diary, also checking just now on Grabhitch apps for tomorrow morning. Got many requests, but mostly offroad very far far away. Then I saw this one hitcher from nearby my HOME, I accepted. His destination is LRT Dato Keramat. He requested 6.50am, but I told him to wait at 7.07am, then he asked to come 10min earlier. I got a bit upset, I told him, "sorry moi, I am the driver, I got other passenger too., if u cannot wait, better cancel, no worries, this is Grabhitch, not Grabcar." Then later he replied, "this is new to me, sorry if I sound demanding. I will follow your schedule and wait for your at 7.07am." He also wrote, "I am not amoi lah uncle, I am boi." Lajiao boi. As expected, minutes later he cancelled bcoz he cannot wait for 10min. Good lah.