THIS MORNING I WANT TO CRY TO SEE LAST MONTH TOTAL FARE

Thursday, 30 June 2016.

Uncle not Ubering nor Grabbing this morning. Fast forward. 1.45pm already.

1.49pm, JOH at Sri Baiduri sending to Federal Hotel (4*).
2.28pm, TRQ at Heaven Lodge Jalan Pudu going to KLIA. Yay! At the beginning, we not talking since TRQ is bz calling his friends. Midway then we talk and talk. He is the new hotel's owner. He says, the government gives the visa free for foreign businessmen to setup their businesses here. He's been here for 3 months on and off but seems not much knowledge about this country. He asks, "why so many Chinese here?" Then I told him about our history. He is also impressed with our country's development. He says, "30 years ago, Dr M visited Lahore and that time Lahore is at the highest development. Then Dr M wants Malaysia to be just like Pakistan. Now, Malaysia is advance 100 years than Pakistan!" Then he asks about how far are Sabah and Sarawak which are on the other Borneo island.

After dropping TRQ, I camp for a while at nearby sideroad on KLIA. Then suddenly got ping!

3.40pm, amoi BEV at KLIA ping me. But when I call her actually she is at KLIA2. Wah lah weh. But I overshoot and stuck at KLIA arrival for 10 min due to bad traffic jam. I text her to wait, and she says okay. Then during the exit I also take the wrong exit turn. Later she says sorry bcoz ping me on different KLIA location. I dont mind. I told her this is a fate and my 'rejeki' to get her. Before leaving the arrival hall, I ask her to sit infront next to me to avoid any issue with JPJ or SPAD. She follows and we pass through the polis roadblock with no problem. Later near Dengkil RNR I ask her whether she likes to sit at the backseat if she feels uncomfortable. Amoi BEV says, "no problem. I sit here. Uncle feel comfortable or not?" I laugh and says okay lah. Actually my dear diary, I rather she sit behind so that uncle can correct "wrongly parking ball" situation. Kannina. Understand my dear diary? OTL. Then I send her all the way to Empire Damansara Perdana.

5.08pm, BEAUTY at the same Empire Damansara but I went out already. THen I uturn. At the lobby when call her phone, the negro guy answer. I thought the negro guy is coming together, but only the BEAUTY hops in the cab. Later, she calls the guy many times, shouting and talking roughly sounds like after fighting. I think she is a Thai girl. I send her to Desa Satu Apartment.

5.37pm, MIN and his bf at Jalan 10 Ehsan Jaya. Before send them to Jalan Medan Putra, they wants to stop at nearby house. I say okay, but if more than 1km then they need to pay extra. They agree. They say the other Grab driver banyak LANGSI didnt want to send them like I do. So the stop distance is near only, so I send the other boy to final destination. But I still wish they could give me tips. Lajiao!

6.07pm, ROB and his wife I reckon at Adora sending to Bangsar Village 2. But at the end they just stopping at the Bangsar Shopping Center.

Camp at Petronas Bukit Bandaraya (photo above), fillup the ron 95 for rm40 (23liter). Then decide to go home, open fast inside the cab.

Dear diary, today I didn't drive in the morning. Although driving in the afternoon and for a few hours only but the total fare is quite good just like driving the whole day due to the 2 trips to and from the KLIA airport.

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

Wednesday, 29 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 6.27am.

7.19am, GRE at Seri Hening ping sending his young daughter to the back of the US Embassy. After dropping off, I park further up and the security guard stares at me from far far away. Lajiao lah!

7.35am, CRA at Jalan Madge going to Citibank.

Then I try top up data for my maxis hotlink data on my Lenovo. It works. Yay!

8.04am, BAN at Marc residence to Wisma Scope International. I saw the surging price rate is 1.8x and he dont mind. The Australian was born in Malacca and like to talk. We talk and talk about life, Melbourne's Uber tragedy of Uber driver being tricked and beaten by taxi drivers and his new Alza which he got a big deal from the Perodua salesman.

8.32am, TAY at LRT Bukit Jalil to APIIT Teknologi Park Malaysia. He put a note, "a guy with purple shirt." 2 pax.

8.41am, NAD at Arena Green sending to APU Mines Waterfront.

Camp at Petronas Sungai Besi for a while.

9.28am, FIR at Bukit Jalil Residence sending to MEP Bangsar South.

10.08am, UBA at Pantai Hillpark #2 going to opposite Nexus Bangsar South.

10.16am, RAD at Panorama 2 sending to Avenue 5 Bangsar South.

10.41am, HEL at Saville Jalan Klang Lama going to Pavilion. First I text and call twice, she didn't answer. Then later she calls using her house phone. I told her to confirm which Saville Jalan Klang Lama or Saville Bangsar. When pick up she asks me, "why so late?" I told her I was at Bangsar and curious she should have known before booking me. But she says, she using ipad. Charcheebye. We talk and talk a bit about life. She is an Iraqi and has been here for 8 years already and never go back to Iraq. "This is my country now," says her.

Noon break. Fast forward. 1.59pm already.

2.05pm, CHO ping to pick up his Indon worker, a lorry driver at Jalan Keramat going to Taman Danau Kota.

2.54pm, RAY at LRT Wangsa Maju sending 2 pax to 99 Speedmart Setapak.

3.15pm, KEL at Prima Setapak sending 2 pax to Sunway Putra Mall.

3.48pm, AND at Jobstreet.com going to Menara AIA Lebuh Ampang. 23 min to arrive, during the trip, the Uber gps hang again and I am asking him to pay cash rm3 instead of the actual rm5. Kannina Uber.

4.24pm, SAH an Indian expat at Capsquare. Then he cancel bcoz cannot find my car. Then he ping again and I accept at Mayflower Hotel lobby sending to Jalan Alor. Then he wants to go to TTDI, Jalan Burhanuddin Helmi 7. The arrogant SAH who have been in here for 7 years talks to his Indian friend on the phone something like, "we getting good salary for doing nothing." Lajiao!

Camp at Petronas TTDI, fillup ron95 for RM47 (28liter).

5.50pm, madam NAT at Bank Rakyat Damansara Uptown going to Jalan Hujan Abu 6 Taman OUG.

7pm already. The nearest mosque is Masjid Tabligh Sri Petaling. At first not sure want to open fasting here or not. Then try my first experience during ramadan, but seems their iftar meals are self budget. Kannina. "This is for KHIDMAT only," says the not so friendly abam manyak langsi when I try to sit with them. Then when I asks where to join the iftar, he says "you can go at the back." But the way I see it at the back of the mosque, other jemaah are preparing the meals by themselves. Even some jemaah are sitting alone by themselves with their own tapau food and drinks. So awkward. This scenario is unlike the normal mosques where the meals are properly arranged and public are welcome to join the iftar with them. Uncle feels ashamed to myself. After open fasting by drinking their orange water and pray alone, uncle leave the mosque and nobody cares bcoz they are still busy eating and eating. MashaAllah.

7.50pm, HUD at nearby Old Town White Coffee Sri Petaling going to Berjaya Times Square. We talk and talk about life and teksi drivers. "Some drivers are very choosy and rather wait in long queu and open 'dam haji' table in PUchong area," says HUD.

8.20pm, MAD 2 pax at Berjaya Times Square sending to Pavilion.

8.31pm, an Arab family and the girl, WIS ping from Aquaria KLCC. At the drop off, Pavilion, WIS requests me to pick up her sisters and brother, 3 pax at the same Aquaria again. I agree but do not negotiate much about the fare and seems I regret about it. But when drop off the second trips, the sister gave me double tips. Alhamdulillah shukran.

8.59pm, ZMA a lawyer from Washington DC at JW Merriot going to Cantaloupe The Troika. When arrive I try to call him but cannot get thru bcoz of his US number. So I wait outside by the mainroad. Later he calls and walks toward my car.

9.26pm, ELE at Traders Hotel going to Hotel Soleil. The Russian girl cannot speak English much. She came here to stay with her insomnia gf who doesnt like her very much.

9.48pm, NUR 2 pax Pinoy at Jalan Alor near Hotel Nova going to Desa Pandan. Later she asks me to send her only to Setapak after dropping off his gf. The caregivers just visited their dead patient.

Then I go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

Dear sweet diary, today I got 21 trips, ie 9 on Uber and 12 on Grabcar. No airport trip. The iftar experience at Masjid Tabligh is a good experience for me.

TUNGGU JAP

Tuesday, 28 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 6.56am.

7.02am, SHA at Emerald Hills sending to Bangsar South. This Malay kakak just reading her doa makes me scare to turn on my radio.

Camp at Petronas to fill up ron95 for rm42 (25liter).

8.28am, AIN at Blok 100 Pantai Dalam going to Pantai Medical Hospital.

9.02am, JEN at Jalan Kaloi Bangsar Heights sending to The Mansions Desa Parkcity.

9.45am, Just before drop off JEN, AHM ping at lobby Plaza Menjalara. Suddenly the waze doesnt work. So I use the other smartphone google maps to guide me to Plaza Menjalara. When arrive at the back lobby and waited for 7min AHM cancel booking. Lajiao lah. When call, he says waiting 25min too long. Actually he waits at the front lobby. But later he ping again and I accept bcoz I am just around the corner. If oredi jodoh mah. He is going to Amcorp Mall but stop first at CIMB bank at PJ old town. I told him can only wait 5min, he says okay. But then I have to wait for 44min for him to change duit raya. Kannina. He texts me, "doing duit raya exchange, tunggu jap." As waiting I have time typing this blog draft by using my smartphone. 11.30am he comes out from the bank. When hop in the cab, I angrily told him that Uber policy not to wait more than 5min. He just says "oh ok." I am quite upset but what can I do bcoz he is paying cash. I thought waiting rider is not worth it since Uber rate only 40 sen per minute. And before drop off, checking the cash fare is rm36 which is quite okay oredi mah, and surprise surprise when he gives me a bundle of rm1 new duit raya. I am quite shocked, and he just say, "Selamat hariraya." You make my day boss!



12.07pm, VIB at Taman Paramount going to Corus Hotel Jalan Ampang. But need to stop at Menara Celcom to pick up his friend. Later he wants me to send them to the airport. Yay! The first airport job after 2 weeks. But, 'misunderstanding' occured when I thought the fare is included the toll fee. At last, I agree to send them to airport with the said fare as promised before. Ondway and no talking bcoz the mood is not good. At the airport, I apologize for the misunderstanding. And sadly, no tips from the stingy matcha. Pundenale.

Camp at Petronas KLIA exit. Pee and pray.

4.26pm, DOY and her gf at Cyber Heights. When arrive at the guard house, I call to ask about her unit number. She says, "Sutera 1 bla bla..." in Nigeria English which I cannot understand. I ask her to speak in English. Then she hangup. Charcheebye. But in 1 min she texts me, "Sutera 1 number 26." Lol. At the pickup location, I saw this 2 girls coming to my cab. The other African girl with 2 watermelons on her breasts! Can you imagine my dear diary? A girl with 2 watermelons on her breasts wrapping in one cloth with no string! Aiyah. DOY seats next to me while the other girl with watermelons sitting behind and gone asleep and snoring in 2 min. I send them to Sutramas Puchong.

5.23pm, MAR at Jalan Wawasan 3/7 going to Asia Cafe Foodcourt Puchong.

5.41pm, GRA at kopitiam Bandar Puteri Puchong sending to KLIA airport again. Yay! I call her Singapore number and she answers. When hop in, she says she happy bcoz she can use the same Uber apps easily just like in Hong Kong and other countries. Wah lah weh.

Camp at Petronas KLIA Exit again, top up Hotlink rm30 but still the data cannot be used. Kannina. Fillup ron95 for rm37 (22liter).

Then I decide to go to Petronas Cyberjaya to open fasting there. But while ondway near roundabout at Masjid Putrajaya, lajiao LUI ping me from Mitsui Outlet Park. As a good driver, I follow the waze going inside the MOP just to find out that he play play and cancel it. Lajiao! Then I go straight to Petronas Cyberjaya, join the group who is just started open their fasting. This time, the menu is mihun goreng, and some kueh.

7.45pm, YOM at Magik sending to Summerglas townhouse.

7.55pm, MIK at DPulze Residence sending to The Roof 1 First Avenue. 30 min to destination, and we not much talking. But near to the Bandar Utama, I miss the left turn but I just keep quite. I look at her also no responding. When almost arrive, she asks me whether I know the Roof? I told her I am not sure myself, but The Roof must be at the top of the building. Lol. But I reckon that she is Japanese, so I use some Japanese words to improve myself.

Then I go straight to 2 Petronas at Penchala Link, on KL direction but no water. So I go to Petronas Penchala LInk infront of 1 Utama. I pray and pee.

Camp for a while at One Utama until 9.30pm still no ping. Then I go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

Dear my diary, today I got 2 bonuses of KLIA airport trips. Also got one big tips from bro AHM who just exchanges his duit raya. And other bad news, my Grabcar will not be working for a few days bcoz out of data.

LADY GAGA SELFIE ON MY CAB

Monday, 27 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 7.29am.

7.52am, SAF at Ukay Perdana, 23min away. He can wait. Send him to TBS. He gives me very big money. Then I give him back the balance but I miscalculated the money and short of rm50 note. He reminds me of the big note. Aiyah! My dear diary, yesterday I almost gave the rider rm30 and today I almost took rider's money. This is when you work under pressure. OTL.
9.00am, AHM at Station One. 2 Arabs pax going to International Center UPM.

Camp at Petronas Serdang, ron95 for RM44 (25liter), topup grab for rm100.

9.49am, ADA at Super Eight Mini Market. A northern Nigeria teaches me how to speak Nigerian English, ie "Haw Far?" means "How are you?" I send him to NAHRIM where our Water Research center located.

10.18am, EMM a Nigeria at Aman Heights going to South City Plaza. Wait 2 min and return him home.

Shortnap for 7min at Aman Heights. Then 10.18am, ping again from the same Nigeria EMM. But this time need to send his gf to Ivory Residence Kajang.

11.53am, 5min after drop off, GAG ping me from nearby terrace house. A friendly and talkative negro girl from Tanzania (photo below) is going to Plaza Permata. We talk and talk about life and her future husband, a South African now in London. Thanks to miss GAG taking her selfie using my smartphone. She doesnt mind.

Before drop off GAG, got ping from this Malay kakak at nearby Persiaran Pekeliling. But after arrival and 10min going round in circle, I cannot find her Wisma Koperasi Polis and Ibis hotel as she mentioned. I told her all the shop names around where I drive but still she cannot recognize. Kannina. Then I cancel the booking. But cancellation on Monday sure will show my cancellation rate very bad.



Go home, take a break and sleep zzzz. 3.28pm already.

4.07pm, ISZ at KFC Ampang Point sending back to Taman Kosas. At this point, I reckon better go home to take some one ringgit small change. Yes my dear diary, small change is very crucial on this business when you are driving a taxi and your passenger gives you big big cash money to change.

4.40pm, FTH at Gleneagles Hospital sending to Double Tree by Hilton. High demands, 2.7km for rm13! 3 Arab family pax. When ask whether to use AKLEH highway or Jalan Ampang, the wife insists to use Jalan Ampang which clearly jam packed. When arrive, the daughter slams the back door so hard kannina, but the sick father apologized and I accept.

4.58pm, SPE at PNB Darby Park sending him to Hyundai Service Center at Jalan Klang Lama. We talk and talk about Grabcar. Ironically this trip is not high demand, although there is clearly traffic jam on Jalan Tun Razak. Kannina.

5.41pm, FAR at Midvalley north court, not north point. After calling and shouting, the Kenyan young lady hop in. When I saw her I thought she was an Indian girl. She says there are many tribes in Kenya. Later she told me that actually she is mix India father and Swahili mother. That's the reason why her skin is fairer. I sent her at 7-eleven Taylor's University. Upon arrival, there is one Arab guy hails and asks about car engine jumping cable. I say dont have, later when I check at the bonnet there is a jumper. So sad cannot help them.

6.40pm, NAZ and her gf at Monash University. When first saw the name on the apps I thought NAZ is a man. OTL. I send her to Restaurant Nirwana Maju Banana Leaf.

Camp at Masjid al Falah, pray and pee. After iftar, pee and pray. 8.07pm already.

8.14pm, MAY at Mediviron 24 hour Taipan going to USJ 4.
8.38pm, SHA and mom at USJ 3 sending to Empire Shopping Gallery.
8.56pm, ARI at TGIF Subang Parade going home to Mutiara Perdana Apartment. So bossy this young girl.
9.42pm, CEL at Sunway Pyramid sending to Suriamas.

Then decide to go home.

ALIYA BOHEMIA CELESTE

Teksi drivers or JP sitting together by the roadside, KL Sentral

Sunday, 26 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 7.08am.

7.28am, YOL and his bf at The Elements going to KL Sentral. The Russian guys give me salam. I ask them why not taking the Grabcar direct to the KLIA airport? Grabcar now got rm65 promotion. The guy asks me whether can cancel the trip. I can cancel but they still need to pay. Then they told me just go to KL Sentral. On my head, I calculated already, they both can save about rm20, but a bit complicated.

8.04am, EUG at KL Sentral, 4 pax going to Pasar Borong Selayang Lama. During drop off and when to pay the fare, he gave me rm20 which I mistakenly thought for rm50 (so stupid me). But he return back the correct balance.

8.35am, EMI at Plaza Suria sending to Church Caritas.

8.57am, SAL at Manjelara sending to Sunway Pyramid.

Camp at Masjid Sunway, relieve myself and pray.

10.16am, SSS at Jalan PJS 10.24 Bandar Sunway going to One City (remember yesterday rider?) There is a short distance uturn on the NPE but I rather use the upfront one bcoz the busy highway. But suddenly SSS questions my movement not to use the short distance. I told her the reason, "for safety mah." Then she quite all the way.

10.42am, CHE at Jalan Usaha Subang Jaya. Her husband next to me like to talk and talk. THey lost the original geran of the car. The roadtax dead already. They want to get the new geran copy at Pudu Sentral.

11.25am, ANN at Ancasa hotel sending to Soho Suite KLCC. The pin given by the Grab is located near to Istana, which is about 500m short.

Camp at Petron Jalan Tun Razak to fill up ron95 for rm40(23liter).

12.07pm, JUN a Korea at Setia Sky going to 1 Mont Kiara. When asked, the lady told me to go to the Block A lobby. I drive all around cannot find block A, which actually written as Block Aliya. Block B as Bohemia, and Block C as Charcheebye. The Korea lady, a baby and her husband (Italy?) speaks English. The husband is very instructive one to show me the direction which is the same as the Waze.

Camp for a while at Mont KIara but no ping from Uber nor Grabcar. Directly go home for a distance of 19min.

Noon break. 3.02pm already.

3.05pm, TAS at Orkid Apartment. When arrive, I send "I am here" message, then I send her sms. No reply for 7min. Then when calling she asks whether I arrive or not. I am quite upset bcoz she didnot read my message. She says she never read a message, then told me all Grabcar drivers would call her once they arrived, not like me. On the cab, we keep quite. Then on the traffic light stop, she pays me the fare first. I took the money. Then quite again for a while. I try to break the ice by talking about the whether. TAS is a young single pretty mother as she just got divorced from her TAGUNE husband who wants to marry a Sabahan girl. We talk and talk a bit about her life. Later before drop off, we apologize to each other. She makes my day.

3.52pm, NAI, an Australian, at Great Eastern sending to St. Mary Residence.
4.03pm, AFA and his bule bf at nearby E&O Residence going to Petaling Street.

4.16pm, OSSoto Jockey ping from Wisma Mirama to pickup ahso and send her to Salak South. The ahso talk and talk about life. "now our money is too small leh. Then 1980s from Segambut to Brickfields taking teksi only cost rm8. Now rm50 go to market the money gone very fast before can buy fish! Aiyah, then for rm50 we can use it for a week," she complains.

4.47pm, LOU at Bayu Tasik 2 going to Sungai Wang Plaza.
5.17pm, MAI at McD Bukit Bintang to Regalia. 2 pax, both are Lebanese origin but now resident of England. They are not fasting today bcoz they are going to fly back tonight.
5.25pm, TAR at Regalia to Bukit Bintang Plaza. The Sabahan lady is looking for Nasi Ayam Hainan restaurant after so many years.

5.59pm, NIC at Angkasa Impian going to Pantai Panorama. The kiwi (New Zealand) teacher is working here for 13 years already. We talk and talk about life. She cannot speak Malay bcoz all of her local friends dont want to speak Malay with her, instead they want to learn English better. I dont blame them. Also she mentions type of coffee that she use to drink only from "Fair trade" companies as she supports those workers with good welfare given.

6.23pm, SHA with her boy and girl with pretty Indian dress is going to Corus Hotel Jalan Ampang. They are going to attend the wedding reception. Later the girl says, "selamat berbuka uncle."

Camp at Masjid Jalan Damai. Iftar and pray.

8.18pm, SEA and his gf at Wisma MCA bus stop going to Taman Bukit Anggerik Cheras. We talk and talk about Uber and Grabcar. He is also a part time driver. He is sad bcoz now is hard to earn a living by driving them. SEA also told me from other driver that we can choose the last destination home, and later I will check with Grabcar and Uber.

8.45pm, REE at Pangsapuri Putri 1 going to Masjid Bistari for taraweh.

9.06pm, SHI at Jalan Damai Perdana. Ahmoi going to Jalan Telawi 3 Bangsar. Later, I call Grabcar calling center about setting up the last destination as I want to go home. The operator told me that the system cannot do that. Kannina.
9.51pm, SAA at Midvalley plan B entrance, 4 pax, sending to Taman Koperasi Polis BAtu Caves.
10.43pm, FAT at LRT Sentul sending to Saffron Apartment for cheap-put rm3.
10.56pm, JOA at Pangsapuri Melor going to Jalan SS 2/105 Petaling Jaya. She just shopping around at Jalan Tar and Sogo area this evening.

After drop off JOA at Petaling Jaya, I purposely turn on Grabcar apps only. No ping until Jalan Sentul. But all of the new job bookings I cancel bcoz non of them going to KLCC or near my house. My acceptance cancellation rating becomes low but its okay as tomorrow (Monday) my rating will be resetting to zero again.

11.30pm, I call it a day and straight go home. Update blog and sleep zzzz.

HOW MANY MINUTES TO MAKE LOVE

Saturday, 25 June 2016.

This morning got errands job to be done. Starts the car engine and the apps at 9.47am.

9.59am, ping from MUS at Jade Tower going to LRT Ampang. The Bangla chose the shortcut road on Taman Kosas that leads to a standstill at traffic lights. When ask to pay the fare first, he obliged but suddenly open the car door and want to walk to the LRT Ampang which still far far away. I send him to LRT station.

10.27am, SUZ at D'Casa Condo but cancel in 2min when I am on my way.
10.28am, then JSP ping from Jalan Pandan Ria to Tungshin Hospital Pudu.
11.02am, JER at KFC Chinatown sending to Park Villa Townhouse Puchong. At Puchong town, he tried to pick up his friend and offers me tips (lajiao) but blur and continue to Park Villa. No tips at all.

Camp sometime at Puchong but seems no job request. So I drive to Cyberjaya, stop at Petronas Putra Perdana to fillup the ron95 for RM37 (22liter). Shortnap at Cyberjaya bus station.

12.36pm, EMM a Ghana at DPulze going to Oxford Garden Plaza.
1.06pm, RIC a Nigeria 2 pax sending to Domain 2 but stop at Nigeria supermarket at Glomac.
1.27pm, BRA a Nigeria couple at Serin, scared of me taking photo of the Serin condo. Later he warns me whether I was a policeman or immigration officer, "next time no photo." I told him not to worry.

1.42pm, HAI a Yemeni student with his gf, local amoi from Pahang. They study Biomedicine at University Malaysia Perlis (UNIMAP?). HAI just graduated and going back to Saudi to help his father's business. While the amoi is having an interview this monday here. HAI also quite impressed with the Cyberjaya/Putrajaya town planning.

2.12pm, MIC at KFC sending to The Arc.

Camp at Masjid Raja Haji Fi Sabilillah. Pray and pee. And short nap again to recharge.

3.04pm, LAH at Tune Hotel and MAY at Domain 2 ping me and cancel. Kannina lu.
3.19pm, CHE at The Arc going to DPulze.

Dear my diary, actually I waiting for a job request to KL from Cyberjaya since this afternoon. I told myself if no KL job by 4.04pm then uncle will direct drive home to KL. And the miracle sometimes happen...

3.50pm, NIC at Serin calling me asking like most of the Nigerian negro, "how many minutes?" At first I told her I am ondway, please wait. She asks again, "how many minutes?" It sounds like how many minutes to make love? Then I told her, "3 minutes." When arrived outside the Serin gate, I set the timer to 7 min and send her the arrival message. The first 7min buzz off, then I restart the second 7min timer. I didn't call and just waited bcoz I know she will sure come. Then she call asking whether I am arrived already or not. Kaninna. When she inside the cab, I try to talk to her but she seems no mood until midway she asks me to hurry up. I told her my cab cannot fly and I got a lot of speeding tickets, but I try my best. She just humming. I told her that I was waited 10 min, then she told me to call when arrive which I didnt hear. When almost reach the final destination of Bank Islam Bandar Kinrara, she calls her bf and asks me to send them to One City Mall hotel. But her bf not ready yet. Char chee bye. Then she pays the fare and drop off.

4.49pm, ping from FRA's sister at Bukit OUG sending to Serdang. This young girl very excited taking selfie with her phone. You know my diary, on how young girl taking selfie of themselves? But later I notice she is taking video of her with my Waze talking in the background. So funny.

Then I decide to go straight home already. Tonight I will not driving.

Dear diary, in fact, I turned on both apps, Uber and Grabcar since the morning when try to get jobs. Apparently, Grabcar only giving me jobs. Nothing from Uber for the whole day. Grabcar 12, Uber 0. No airport job though means no bonus today. OTL

PRETTY GAL WITH NATURAL BIG BREASTS

Friday, 24 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 7.07am.

7.24am, JUL's husband with 2 heavy boxes of training materials at Ampang Tudor Court. I send him to KL Sentral KLIA Express departure. He is going to Kuching but need to go to the office first. The guy likes talking and talking about current economics and politic situation. He is not happy with our high cost of living compare to other countries.

8.01am, HWE at Axiata going to Indah Water Jalan Dungun.

8.12am, PIE at Prima Damansara. PIE and his wife, Swiss, going to Jalan Dungun for rm3.

8.24am, SAN at Peninsula Resident. 2 pax sending to Taman Putra.
9.25am, LEO at Taman TAR Ampang going to Jalan Dungun again.
10.16am, NAI at Changkat Semantan going to 3 Kia Peng.
10.36am, ARV at Binjai 8 Premium Soho sending to Bank Muamalat Jalan Ipoh.
11.01am, GEE at Villa Angsana. The Sri Lanka maid is going to Tijani 2 Bukit Tunku. When ask about the way, she says in bad English, "I dont understand." Apparently, this is her first day job at the house.
11.33am, PRETTY GAL lah sangat at Regalia. Yes, that is what the big Nigeria girl wrote it on the apps. Photo below with natural big breasts that almost come out off her tight shirt. (Un)luckily she not sitting next to the driver. Aiyah. Keep quite at the back all the way until the destination, to Palm Spring Damansara.

1.00pm, Petronas Ampang Ukay, fillup ron95, rm34 (20liter). Noon break. 3.30pm already.

3.35pm, SOB's auntie, Tanzania at Chancellor sending to nearby Permai Court 1.
3.52pm, JAM and his bf, Cameroon at D'Casa Condo Ampang sending to Warisan Cityview. We talk a bit about Cameroon and Nigeria. French and English are their national languages, no national language use, only tribe languages. They remind me of STE who like to play soccer and I transported him twice last time. But STE ankle is injured now.

4.25pm, STA at Carrefour Cheras going to KH Tower Lorong P Ramlee. Refuse to pay me the fare while got time stuck in the bad traffic jam. "Why?" he asks. So arrogant. He rather wait and pay it at the drop off location with big money and wait for the driver to give him back the balance. Lajiao lah STA. OTL.

5.17pm, AND at Rohas Perkasa going to Embassy View. He shows me the shortcut using Jalan Damai.
5.48pm, HAI with his gf at LRT Datuk Keramat sending to nearby Felda DSaji for rm2.

6.08pm, got ping from this bugger at Lorong Mayang behind the Avenue K. 15min to get to his pin location thru bad traffic jam. But when arrive, I reckon he cancelled already long time ago. Lajiao.

6.20pm, MAR a chubby Pinoy at Megan Avenue 2 sending to Titiwangsa Sentral. I was shocked to see the fare is very high for a distance of 2.6km. Good to me lah. But she knew already it's due to the high demands. I ask her why not wait for few minutes until the fare back to normal? "I cannot tahan hungry oredi lah uncle, I want to go home early and eat. Today I only ate brunch," she says. Then when she checks again the Grabcar apps, "the price is dropped now." Uncle just laugh inside my heart only lah.

7.07pm, camp at Petronas Jalan Sentul. Pee and pray. Then iftar (open fasting). Pray. No ping for half hour, then I drive to KL city center.

8.24pm, SEY's wife at The Zon. 15min to pick up the Arab lady. 5min to send her to KLCC for cheap-put rm2.60. Kannina.

8.32pm, AMR a Syria, at KLCC main gate going to The Palma.

8.48pm, SOP a Pinoy at McD Ampang Point sending to flat Pandan Jaya.

9.04pm, this bugger play play ping me at KK speedmart Pandan Jaya. Char chee bye. Then I bring my broken heart to MRR2.

9.41pm, ABD a Yemen, 4 pax at Sri Angsana Hilir sending to Changkat Bukit Bintang.

10.06pm, camp at Jalan Bukit Bintang when AMI ping at nearby Bank Islam with her gf. Send them to Sri Putramas.

I call it a day. Go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

UBER DRIVER WAS BEATEN YESTERDAY AT KL SENTRAL

Thursday, 23 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 6.44am. No ping for half hour, I go to Masjid Taman Kosas to relieve myself.

7.25am, AME at Chancellor sending to LRT Ampang.
7.50am, JAC at Ampang Boulevard sending to CIMB KL Sentral. This is my pestaim sending rider to the other side of KL Sentral.

Then JOA ping from Le Meredien Hotel at 8.25am, asking me to pick up at different location from the hotel lobby. She knows about yesterday's tragedy happened to Uber driver being beaten up by jilake JP2 at KL Sentral. I ask her better come to KL Sentral bus stop, but she blur. Later after shouting and asking, she cancel the booking. Char chee bye. Link: Cabbies in the pits.

8.36am, AMI ping from KLIA Express arrival where the JP2 gather and Q. I ask him to come to KLIA Express departure. He agrees and is quite challenging with his aging pa and ma to find me. I told him next time please dont ask Uber and GC drivers to pick up at the Arrival entrance. I send them to Bangsar Puteri condo.

8.58am, AME ping from ABC Nursery Lorong Maarof and ask me to follow her 'rat holes' shortcut, sending to HP Tower.

9.48am, ROB at Clearwater Residence going to Scope PJ.

10.05am, IRS at Ehsan Ria sending to Fakulti UM.

10.27am, LRS at UM 12th College with his gf sending to LRT Kerinchi.

10.50am, NIN at LRT University sending to MAHSA. Dear diary, I have experience lucky turn today.

11.05am, BAS a Saudi student with his bf at UM Library going to Pantai Hillpark Phase 2.
11.26am, then HAN ping me from the same Pantai Hillpark Phase 2 but I already park a few meters forward. So I drive one more round circle for 1.2km to get her. Later, she told me she can walk to my car if she knew I was just nearby. Kannina. Then I send her to nearby clinic about 460meter away. Char chee bye.

11.50am, PIN a Pinoy lady ping from Pantai Hillpark Phase 3. I send her to Bangsar South, Tower 8 Avenue 5.

Noon, feel sleepy already, go home but stop at clinic to buy cholesterol tablets. Update blog and short nap zzzz. 3.06pm already.

3.10pm, NAN and her mom at Chancellor going to KL Sentral.
3.45pm, 3 amois and 3 bois at KL Sentral sending to Stadium Negara. 3 pax each on 2 trips.

4.36pm, SRK with wife at Low Yat sending to Hotel 1915 at Lebuh Ampang.
4.59pm, JAM a Myanmar alone with 2 heavy plastic bags of books, at AIA Jalan Ampang going to Kota Damansara. Before drop off, when to pay the cash, he was shocked that the fare is rm5 more than usual. Later when I check, its bcoz of the surging price. Lajiao lah.

6.12pm, MAT a French guy looking a shop at nearby Kota Damansara. I help him to find the mudah shop but I think the shop is not exist. We talk and talk about life, and funny experience with teksi drivers. MOst of the teksi drivers are old like the teksi itself! And most of them cannot speak English. He's been here for 3 years and bought 2 cars. The first car is Chevrolet Optra full of shit, he says. Lots of the problems that cause him rm18k to repair and maintain. Later he bought Perodua Alza and happy with it bcoz of the low maintenance and easy to find service center. I send him home at Ceriaan Kiara.

7.07pm, camp at Petronas Sri Hartamas for open the fasting.

8.01pm, MIN-san ping me at Plaza Mont Kiara. But actually she is on the opposite 1 Mont Kiara shopping mall. I drive in circle on roundabout for many times already bcoz no parking available. I call her, "hayaku hayaku! Sumimasen, parking ja arimasen!" I speak little little Japanese that makes her surprise a bit. She says my japanese is very good. But I told her my nihongo warui desu bcoz I dont speak Japanese too long already. She's been here studying for 3 months and will be back to Japan in one month. She likes to snorkel, I recommend to go Pulau Perhentian and later I ask for her gmail. I send her to Suria Jelatek.

8.33pm, FAA at the same Suria Jelatek sending to Tropicana Golf Resort. The sexy lady ask me whether her perfume is okay or not. I told her, I smell her mekap bedak only. She looks not happy.

When leaving the golf resort without any rider, I got ping from both GC and Uber. The GC fare is cheapput rm3 and I ignore it. I take the Uber ping to pickup ABE at 9.28pm at the same Tropicana Golf Resort. I send him to Pearl Hotel Jalan Klang Lama. Yay!

After drop off ABE I let GC apps open thru Lebuhraya Sungai Besi, MRR2 for half and hour but no ping. I turn it off and go home. Update blog and sleep zzzz.

HOUSE DEPOT SALE JAMMING ME FOR ONE HOUR

Grab在奎尔商场抢广告Quill Shopping Mall

Wednesday, 22 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 6.24am. No ping around my taman then straight go KLCC and camp for a while at Bukit Ceylon.

7.12am, AKI-san at Laman Ceylon. Stop and pick up his gf at St Mary and send them to Glenmarie Golf & Resort.

8.19am, camp at Petronas Desa Mentari to fill up ron95 for RM30 (17.6liter).

8.44am, LEE at Residence Laguna sending to Bandar Puchong Jaya.

9.07am, ATU at Hong Leong Bank Pusat Bandar Puchong going to Jalan Industri PBP8.

Ironically, no ping from IOI Mall Puchong drive on Kesas Highway up to MRR2. So quite this morning.

10.23am, got 2 pings from The Elements condo. I accept the Grabcar one, a Libyan going to clinic at Ampang Point. He shows me the word 'hemorrhoid' on his smartphone. He is worried clinic is close today due to the public holiday.

10.45am, SHA at Taman Dagang going to Quill City Mall.

11.19am, GEN and his gf at WOLO Hotel Bukit Bintang sending to KL Sentral.

11.40am, SAR at KL Sentral sending to 1 Utama. Today is holiday of Nuzul al-Quran, the first time our prophet got revelation surah from Allah through angel Jibrail. Not the quran was first written, as he misunderstood.

12.09pm, ping from 3 Bangla, MOH at nearby Pelangi Utama Condo Block A sending to RHB Bank First Avenue where I was camp just now. The trip is cheap-put rm2 only. Kannina.

12.24pm, ANN a Nigerian girl at McD Centerpoint. I enter the wrong parking that make me furiously angry at her. I send her to Pelangi Damansara. She then wants me to send her to Spring Ville Ampang. But suddenly there is a standstill traffic jam. "House Depot is on SALE," ANN told me. I was stuck for one hour and ANN has time to walk to her apartment, pick up her own things and back to my cab. Then safely arrived at her brother's apartment around 2pm.

Noon, go home and short nap to recharge. 5.00pm already.

5.03pm, YLX at Kampung Tasek Tambahan. Waze shows 15min to arrive, then I call YLX about the eta. She wants me to cancel bcoz too long but its not my fault. Later she calls again, I told her its not my fault bcoz I can come to pick her up. She is the one who cannot wait, so she should cancel. I shout at her, then she cancels. Good lah. Dear diary, this is a lesson learned. Next time dont clever clever calling rider about the eta. Nobody cares about your good heart, not even Uber. Uber just want profit above the clouds only. Kannina.

5.30pm, SANTOSH ping from KLCC main entrance, 2min he cancelled.
5.32pm, HEN ping also from KLCC main road. I need to go inside the KLCC and do round turn back to him. The China young man hop in the cab and borrow my iphone charger. I send him to Amaya Maluri.

6.07pm, JEF ping me at Jalan Jejaka 7 when I am already out the Maluri area. Then I uturn, I arrive and text him. I set the timer to 7min. Then I call him but cannot get thru. Then I cancel bcoz I thought JEF play play only. Then he call me, and I told him I cancel the booking already. Ironically he didnt receive my message. Lajiao lah.

6.20pm, young RUL and her gf at Institut Profesional Baitulmal going to Desa Pandan.
6.45pm, SIR a sexy Thai and her 2 gf at Pertiwi Indah going to Starhill. One of the sexy girls seating behind talking like a dude. OTL.

7.15pm, camp at Bukit Ceylon for open the fasting.

7.31pm, SAN at Maple Suite set her pin location at Hubba Hubba at Ceylon for cheap-put RM2 only. I accept it. Then she really want to go to nearby V'la Heritage but due to one way street, I need to drive backward and forward. Aiyah. Later she give me rm3 tip only.

7.50pm, GOR at 6 Ceylon sending to Intermark. The 3 times bachelor (2 times divorcee) is going to meet Datok tonight. The Scottish has been here for 18 years. We talk and talk about Sean Connery and James Bond film a bit.

8.25pm, BOO at Sucasa going to One Ampang Avenue.
8.29pm, HMH at M-Suites, 3 Libya pax, going to Low Yat Plaza.
8.55pm, NEO at Starbucks Berjaya Times, 3 pax sending to Taman Maluri.

9.14pm, HEN2 at Public Bank Taman Maluri going to Sky Express Hotel Pudu. HEN2 with 2 ladies and a baby and a stroller on the bonnet.
9.25pm, VAL a Pinoy at Casa Mutiara sending to St Mary Residence.

Dear diary, this evening, I transport riders very short distances only, mostly in the KLCC area. So after drop VAL off, I go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

在苏丹依斯迈路HAP SENG恒生展厅

CARI MAKAN PON SHUSAH

出租车在壳牌加油站等客 Shell Ampang Hiliran

Tuesday, 21 June 2016.

Morning got odd jobs to be done.

Fast forward. Starts the engine and apps at 12.31pm.

12.52pm, YAS with his mom at Flat Ampang Mewah lah sangat. This is my second time to pick them up. The last time, at the Bazaar Ramadan after they finished doing their business there. Send them to BSN Bandar Baru Ampang.

1.22pm, SHA at LRT Ampang. She is not very well, and want to go to her pakcik's clinic at Ampang Boulevard. She sure will get an MC. And tomorrow is public holiday, nuzul quran I thought only for Selangor?

1.36pm, AND a Russia expat ping me to pick up his mom at Seri Hening condo. I remember last time I did pick him up twice with his kids sending to kindergarden at Jalan Stonor. When I send the mom to Isetan KLCC, he was there waiting and jump into my cab. Then he wants to go to Cyberjaya. Yay! Finally arrive at Axis Cyberjaya Expats Service Center.

As previous experience, I may camp and stuck in Cyberjaya for a while before getting riders back to KL. But ...

3.00pm sharp, ping from JUD at Cyber Heights Villa. I call him to ask about his unit number but he says he waits at the guard house. When I saw him at the guard post still smoking. He hop in to the cab with all the smells of beer, cigarette plus lunch curry! Kannina. So I wind down the windows a bit. I send him far far away to Vista Kiara Condo. Yay! A long journey sending these 2 trips make me falls asleep behind the wheel! Kannina.

Then I camp at Petronas Sri Hartamas for a while to take short nap to recharge. 10 min only.

4.36pm, SHI at Desa Kiara send to Mentari Court. I ask her if its ok me to use Waze, she agrees. But the trip that Waze shown is using the Elite highway and back to Federal Highway and I believe is quite far. When I ask her about the long and round the circle trip, she says softly, "oke je." That's make my day! When drop off I say goodbye and selamat open fasting. She replied the same and smile at me. This cik siti pompuan manyak muda!

Then I got 2 pings from the location of Jalan Taylors University which is 18min away bcoz of the highway in between and bad traffic jam. Both riders cancel. Good lah.

Then Uber ping from Subang parade going nowhere, I accept. When ondway, I got Grabcar ping from same location but going to Pavilion which I like. I accept Grabcar booking too, and I cancel the Uber booking. But the guy keeps calling me twice, then I told him I already cancel due to urgent matter then he cools down. Then suddenly these 3 China young men jump into my cab! Aiyah.

5.35pm, JAS (China) with his 2 bf ping from nearby Casa Tiara Apartment going to Pavilion. They talking and talking to each other in Mandarin ofcoz. TAlking and shouting. Filthy mouth smelly is everywhere filling inside my cab. What can I do kan dear diary?

I camp at nearby Starhill when RUL ping but when almost arrive then suddenly she cancelled. Char chee bye.

6.32pm, SRA a pretty Bangla girl ping from Starbucks Berjaya Times Square with her gf from Yemen. I send them to ar-Rawsha for iftar.

Then I camp for a while at Petronas Tesco Ampang. Pray and pee.
7.39pm, open my fasting. Then pee and pray again.

7.58pm, ping from CHN at Great Eastern Mall. This uncle was drunk, talking nonsense. "Cari makan pon shusah!" keeps coming his smelly mouth. Wah lah weh. I only hope and warn him not to puke in my cab. I send him to Kepong and park just behind his parked Mercedes Benz E300 (photo below). Kannina. So filthy fucking rich also keeps complain about life!

8.43pm, PPP at Jusco Kepong with his bf. These typical arrogant Bangla students who cannot speak Malay. I send them with their tilams to Seri Ehsan Apartment.

Feeling tired at this time, I drive all the way home on MRR2 but no ping until Ampang Park. Lajiao lah Uber and Grabcar.

9.28pm, AKM ping from As Sofa going to KFC Bandar Baru Ampang. The Guinea-Conakry student like to talk a bit his life here.

Then I direct go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

所以财大气粗醉与他的奔驰 Kepong

UBER SOMETIMES IN JB

出租车在中环JB正在排队 JB Sentral

Monday, 20 June 2016. Today is 15th day of fasting and the full moon looks beautiful in the night sky.

11.11am, CIZ at Taman Rinting ping me sending to JB CS. We talk and talk about lack of Uber and Grabcar in her house area. She says, she had tried using car going to Singapore for a few hundred ringgit only. Kannina.

11.57am, SOO ping at nearby JB CS going to KPJ Pasir Gudang. Aiyah! Uncle wants to go back to KL. Uncle just want a short distance around JB only, now has to go back to my jungle. SOO asks whether I can wait at the hospital later, but she cannot promise how long. She scared later on how hard to find Uber in Pasir Gudang. I asks her to try Uber again later, if not, then try myTeksi. But she says, teksi is a bit expensive, almost double! Lajiao lah JP2. Driving back 22min to Pasir Gudang also makes me sleepy behind the wheel.

I call it a day in JB and drive straight to KL. Fast forward.

5.05pm, TNK at Pusat Latihan Public Bank Kajang. 13 min he can wait wan. But near the uturn infront the gate he is standing that very long time waiting the traffic light, I ask him to cross the not-busy road to get to my car. But he refused, rather wait me for 5 min. "I no problem wait," he says. Lajiao. I send him to Town Villa Bandar Tun Hussein Onn.

5.57pm, EET at Taman Balakong Jaya going to Medan Klang Lama. She is an insurance agent and we talk about the insurance most of the time.

7.09pm, WEY at Taman Overseas Union going to Medan Damansara. I break my fast inside the car near Kerinci Toll plaza.

7.38pm, CAR at Menara Millenium going home at Clear Water Residence.

7.50pm, MIC and his gf (US) at the same Clear WAter Residence going to Sri Hartamas.

8.26pm, TIT, 3 pax Indon young girls, at Bukit Damansara. On the way, we saw the bright full moon, 15th day of Ramadan. "Is uools fasting today?" I ask them. "Faastinggg," say the pretty Indon girl next to me. "But the time here is longer, 37 minutes is lumayan, uncle!" complains the girl. They talk and talk among themselves, I just listening and sometimes adding a few interruption. Then the girl wants to lift off infront of PWTC. I send the rest to nearby Bistari Condominium Chow Kit.

8.47pm, LAF at Sunway Putra going home at Titiwangsa Lake.

Then got ping from SK Bandar Baru Sentul going to Aeon Big Kepong. Instead of using google maps, I use Waze that follow the 'rat hole' going to nowhere. The bugger cancel. Char chee bye.

Tired, I drive home, update this blog and sleep zzzz.

老款车不适合作为出租车 Pasir Gudang

UBER JB TO SINGAPORE HOW MUCH FARE IS WORTH IT

Uber JB to Singapore 它要多少钱 ?

Sunday, 19 June 2016.

After done with wife run errands in the morning, uncle starts the engine and Uber apps at 2.15pm.

2.18pm got ping from FEN at Jalan Balau 3. When arrive and wait for 5min, the makcik call using house phone. "Sorry uncle, my kid play play with the phone." Char chee bye. "Cannotla like this, i wait so long already!" say uncle. "Sory sory!" she begs.

Then I drive far far away towards Pasir Gudang highway, got ping from this bugger which 13min away. Half way ondway then he cancelled. Lajiao lah.

Plan to go Larkin Sentral but camp and short nap at Petron first.

1.27pm, MAR ping at Larkin Sentral with big luggage sending to City Plaza.
1.57pm, TAY amoi with pa and ma at KSL. Send them to JB City Square. The pa sit next to me and we talk and talk. "There is no Uber in Kluang meh?" he asks. "The teksi drivers in Kluang all very old like the teksi itself!" he said.
2.22pm, FRN at Levis going to KSL.

2.42pm, amoi so cun at Jalan Landak Kawan ping to send her to nearby stone throw away KSL. 680meter only for rm2. Aiyah!

2.48pm, WEN ping from Holiday Plaza but cancel it when I arrive. Kannina.
3.03pm, CHO at Hotel Selesa ping and call me. CHO wants to go Woodlands. I say cannot go, no passport mah. Then he ask me how to cancel. I say I cannot cancel. Later he cancel, and ofcoz he kena rm5 cancellation fee. Dear diary, later I post the issue on FB group and got surprising feedbacks. "Uber JB to Singapore, how much fare is worth it?"

3.18pm, STN ping from Taman Pelangi going to Taman Bukit Indah. While on trip, WEN called me again to make sure her trip was cancelled properly. Kannina lah.
4.05pm, PRE ping nearby Taman Bukit Indah sending to JB Sentral with her bf.

4.35pm, after few minutes dropping PRE and her bf at JB Sentral, CRY ping from JBCS but she cancel. Kannina. But no worries.
4.36pm, then VIV ping me from JBCS too. We talk and talk a bit about herself. When I call her with 'amoi' she says she not Chinese. "Whateverlah uncle this, am not Chinese, Sabahan mix Brunei!" She's been here KL/JB for 4 years already and she got KL slang mah. So I joke joke only, "wah, your parents Sabah and Brunei mix, now amoi stay in JB can marry Jawa man loh?" Then she says, "already got Johor lah uncle, but now he is studying in Aceh." I send her to Larkin Indah apartment. Her name is very long, Dayang Maharani Vivie Artit, that I need to ask her few times.

5.07pm, PEI ping from Larkin Sentral. Although very near, but I need to drive one big round to get her. But she can wait. When hop in, she wants to go home at Megah Ria. Yay! Uncle so happy can go home early and buy some food for open fasting. We talk and talk about her husband being part time Uber driver also. But now he got problem with Uber apps and will go to Uber office to solve it.

Then I fetch my daughters and going to bazaar ramadan to buy food. Wife doesnt want to follow or order anything bcoz she is not fasting today. OTL.

Dear diary, today I completed 8 trips in 5hr 29min. The fare is good but below KL target. Anyway its better than nothing meh. But one request trip to Woodlands still bothering my mind now. Is it worth it to make a trip across the causeway and for how much? Also thinking about traffic jam at two CIQs, tolls and need to buy new autopass.

After magrib, I plan to do ubering again. But wife already ask to go Tesco buy some groceries. See my dear diaries, Ubering is no good if you have family life. OTL

THIS KANCIL IS THE REAL KERETA SAPU

在马赛Masai真正的非法出租车

Saturday, 18 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and the apps at 6.56am.

7.10am, SUF an Iraq at Tiara Ampang going to The Zon for his exam.
7.22am, while SUF still on board, got ping from MAZ at Perumahan ATM Desa Pasifik sending MAZ and her gf to TV Al-Hijrah, near Masjid Negara. Their speak Kedah slang very thick.

8.08am, RIS and his bf, Indian tourists, waiting McD Bukit Bintang. Send them to Batu Caves. When arrive one of the guy ask the fare from Batu Caves back to Berjaya Times Square. They dont have a local internet connection on their smartphone. They say the fare before booking me was between RM12 to RM14. So I told them they can take a normal cab for RM20. Maybe more.

8.46am, ENG at Prima Setapak. When almost there, ENG calls me, he says he is going to the airport. Yay! But it's a false alarm. He is really going to the airport but thru KLIA Express at KL Sentral only. Kannina.

10.01am, WIL at RHB bank Pandan Indah going to Axis Residence Taman Cempaka.

10.16am, MIL at Taman Dayang sending to Taman Ampang Utama for RM3 only.

10.57am, GEE a Malay makcik with her pretty daughter at Taman Nirwana sending to Tung Shin Hospital. Actually they want to send the daughter to the dentist.

11.04am, DAR and 4 pax at Metro Hotel Bukit Bintang going to Batu Caves again. Aiyah!

After dropping them at Batu Caves, I straight drive to TBS. Thinking got a lot of parking space, I drive in to the top levels when I saw many many empty space on the live signboard. Only to find cars double parking and I drive down back straight out.

周六上午期间苏丹依斯迈路吉隆坡非常清晰的交通 Jalan Sultan Ismail

7 JUTAWAN

Friday, 17 June 2016. Starts the car engine and apps at 7.00am.

7.09am, ping from ZAI at Bandar Baru Ampang. This is 2nd time uncle pick him up. Last time on the Friday the 13th May - entry. Maybe he not remember uncle and we keep quite all the way. I send him to Midvalley too.

8.24am, ping from ANN at Averis Bangsar South sending to Saville new Condo. Stop to drop off her gf at Pantai Hillpark. ANN is Vietnamese who can speak fluent English bcoz she studied and worked in the UK.

8.36am, ANI at Gasing Indah Flat Block A which she described very detailed, "Selepas petronas belok kiri, flat Kuning, masuk dekat poliklinik Mona. Belok ke kanan ke blok a." Wah lah weh. ANI is going to Bangunan THK PJ.

9.05am, NUR at SS5 going to PPUM Menara Selatan for therapy. Her maid sit next to the driver, we talk and talk a bit about her life. The maid has been working with NUR for 13 years now and going to continue her contract again.

Actually, at this time I want to go direct to Ampang Park for personal issue. I just let my Grabcar apps open for opportunity.

9.45am, KTL at Scott Garden going to Wisma UOA near LRT Bangsar.

10.25am, JOC at REgalia Residence sending to Menara Binjai which is near to Ampang Park.

After doing some personal stuff at Ampang Park, I go home. Fast forward, 2.53pm already.

2.56pm, IMA at Jalan 1/6 Ampang going to Wisma Central and return.
3.56pm, MUS ping for his wife and gf at Permai Puteri. The pin destination is Maybank but the wife wants to go to Klinik Union which she cannot remember the place.
4.33pm, MAR ping from Taman Halaman. When arrive, he cancelled. But sure he kena cancellation fee for rm5.
4.39pm, cute PUK and her gf at nearby Taman Dagang Jaya going to Great Eastern Mall.

Before drop off PUK, 5.00pm STP ping me. STP asks to pick up her dad at Lorong Satu Kampung Pandan. The sick man who is just done his dyalisis walk slowly toward my car. It was drizzly. I cannot find the road sign of Lorong Satu as it was down to the earth. The old and sick man talk and talk about life, his treatment, and diet and luck. "Once kena sakit kencing manis diabetes, u cannot do anything lah!" "I was also exercise jogging run run everyday also can kena diabetes. The doctor says bcoz of the eating habit was unhealthy." "Last time when was single and young, I like to eat anything sweet, teh peng, kopi peng, milo peng, wah lah weh. Nasi lemak with bad santan oso manyak sedap meh!" "Malay restoran also serve sweet sweet food. They say cannot less sugar bcoz if food not sweet people would say they KEDEKOOT!" Lol.

After drop off STP's dad at Taman Muda, I felt uneasy on my stomach and my head can see many stars. I camp for a while at Petronas Jalan Kuari and after pray and pee, I decide to go home. But stop by at Bazaar Ramadhan and buy some food, ie nasi dagang, sate ayam, cakoi and cendol for open my fasting today.

Tonight I might take a rest. No Ubering or Grabbing.

TEKSI DRIVER'S WIFE

下AKLEH高速公路坏堵车

Thursday, 16 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and the apps at 6.46am.

6.56am, HAR at Ayers Tower going to Megan Avenue 1. HAR's husband is a teksi driver for more than 12 years since bachelor. Now he driving the teksi on night shift from 4pm until 1am. HAR also story mory about her husband's experience being cheated and played played by other teksi owners.

My dear diary, this morning I set the alarm clock very late to hear the Suria fm on A Thousand A Minute contest. But when I turn on the radio, the lady already won a thousand ringgit! Kannina.

8.06am AHY at Parkroyal Hotel going to Korea Embassy. She told me to use waze and follow Akleh highway which is longer distance. I inform her but she insist to use the Akleh as she is being using Uber everyday to work now. Who am I to argue back? Dear diary meh?

8.36am, ALN at Kampung Warisan going to Midvalley.

Camp at Masjid Bangsar, short nap for 19min.

10.23am, MIC at Kotaraya going to Pangsapuri Cemara Bukit Segar. The Pinoy lady is a caregiver. We talk and talk about her life too.

11.05am, NAN ping me to pick up her mom at Taman Wangsa Cheras sending to Sekolah Kebangsaan Taman Puteri for chiput rm3 only. Before that I need to drive about 8min.

11.31am, KEN at Taman Bukit Segar going to Berjaya Times Square.
12.08pm, KEV at Berjaya Times Square sending to Megan Avenue 2. 2 pax.

Noon break, go home and short nap zzzz. 2.56pm already.

3.07pm, STE a Cameroon at Jalan Permai 8 going to visit his soccer friend, a Ghana, at Flat PKNS Block 5. This is 2nd time I transport him.
3.32pm, MUS at Jalan Bukit Indah sending to Ampang Point. 2 pax.
3.49pm, SHA, 3 pax, Iraqi, at McD Ampang Point going to Setia Sky.
4.26pm, SHI at Menara Celcom sending to Viva Residency Condo Jalan Ipoh.
5.09pm, CRI a Pinoy at Rivercity Condo. She texts me, "b1." But I dont know which block. Later, the guard let me inside and to find her at the back. She told me to close the window bcoz she doesnt want her Malaysia Indian boyfriend knows. I send her to Grand Season Hotel to meet her other boyfriend. Mahchibap lah CRI.
6.01pm, ART at Bistari Condo Chow Kit. The traffic jam is bad and stuck at the back road. For 30min standstill. ART shouts and screams at me thru the phone. Later he cancels. Then he ping again, and I accept. Fortunately uncle already knew his location. When I saw they standing by the roadside with big baggages I was so happy bcoz I thought they were going to the airport. But it's a false alarm! Kannina. I send them (2 pax, a Sabahan businessmen) to the Royale Bintang The Curve. ART and his business bf keep asking me about Uber in KL, "everybody got benefits, except those teksi drivers!"

Camp at Petronas Penchala Link for open my fasting. Fill up the ron95 for rm35 (20 liter).

7.43pm, FAR ping to pick up her maid at Surian Residence sending her to Flat Taman Sri Sentosa.
8.34pm, BIL at nearby Taman Petaling Utama going to Oasis Ara Damansara.
8.54pm, MIC a British at McDonalds Citta Mall. When arrive I set the timer to 7min. He calls will reach me in 2min. When hop in to my car, he is surprised that I came too quick! Later he gives me one ringgit tip only. And my dear diary, before drop off, he manages to spill off his coke on the floormat. FOOKYEW man!
9.25pm, LIN at Menara Axis going to Jalil Damai Apartment.
9.56pm, SAM at KK speedmart Jalan Jalil Jaya 2 sending to Vista Komanwel A.

Tired, drive home, update this blog and sleep zzzz.

Dear my diary, today no airport job after six days in a row.

DAY DAY GOT AIRPORT JOB

Wednesday, 15 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and the apps at 6.23am.

6.36am, LIZ a Pinoy and her hubby a Nepalese at 7 eleven Taman Kosas going to Masjid Jamek bus stop. But later the hubby told just to drop them near LRT. LIZ dont seem entertained.

Camp at Shell Jalan Raja Chulan, hear Suria fm A Thousand A Minute.

8.01am, ILE at Verticas Bukit Ceylon going to First Avenue Bandar Utama.
8.29am, BAG at BU 10/6 going to LRT Kelana Jaya.
9.02am, ASH at Taman Mayang sending to 10 Boulevard.
9.15am, STE at Dahlia Villa sending to Renault Glenmarie service center.
9.51am, DAN at CIMB Glenmarie is going to KLIA2. Yay! This is my 6th airport jobs on the 6th day in a row. But need to pick up his bf at Puchong Hartamas, about 25 min. When complete the trip I saw the flat fare. I report it to Uber bcoz of the extra stop. Quickly, within an hour, Uber replies and adjusts the fare a bit only. Lajiao lah Uber!

Camp at Petronas KLIA exit, short nap for 30min, fill up the tank for RM45 (26liter). Then I drive straight to Cyberjaya.

12.12pm, ondway to Cyberjaya suddenly got ping from Bandar Baru Salak Tinggi and I U-turn. RUD and 3 Sabahan ladies ask me to pick them up at 12.45pm. I say no worries. But they ready early at 12.31pm. I send them to Silka Mayflower Hotel near Masjid India KL. We talk and talk between me and RUD who is working with an Umrah Travel agency.

Noon break. 4.10pm already.

4.38pm, STE at Pizza Hut Ampang Point going to Lot 10.
5.02pm, FAR and her gf at Menara Keck Seng sending to Wisma Sime Darby for her night course. Surprise surprise. FAR is my old blogger friend from previous time. 4 years ago. Now she is working and happily married with Bangla. I dont want to talk about it since its embarassing.
5.50pm, JAS at Menara Centara going to Menara Standard Chartered, opposite Wisma Genting and Wisma Cosway.
6.09pm, KHA at Central Plaza. All quite on the way to Jalan SS 22/5 Petaling Jaya. When drop her off, she gives me a Coffee bean muffin for open my fasting. So delicious. Thank you KHA.
7.30pm, BLE with her bf with big empty bag at Choy Kee Restaurant going to LRT Taman Bahagia. The Pinoys are going to airport tomorrow.
7.50pm, LYN at LRT Taman Bahagia sending to her house at TTDI.
8.30pm, TON a Bangla student with his bf at Hero TTDI Plaza sending to Pelangi Damansara. This Bangla not very arrogant since he can speak Malay.
9.13pm, YAT at Publika West Gate. When asked about the nearest shop so I can locate him easily, he still ask me to go to the West Gate which I did. Actually he is further up at Chawan. Lajiao lah YAT.
9.31pm, PAN at Solaris sending to Puncak Jalil. 3 pax. Before drop off, PAN says "Uber is good, Grab is good! No more bad and expensive teksi." One happy customer. And the poor guy is still the Uber and Grabcar driver. Kannina.

From Puncak Jalil to MRR2, Jalan Ampang still no ping for one hour. Go home and update blog and sleep zzzz.

Dear diary, today I did my sixth airport job for the sixth day in a row. I am blessed. But tomorrow nobody knows what is going to happen.

TEKSI BLOCKING MY WAY AT KL SENTRAL

Tuesday, 14 June 2016.

6.30am, ping from Astaria going to KL Tower.
Camp at Petron to relief myself. Hear Suria fm A Thousand A Minute.
7.50am, after almost one hour drive around Jalan Imbi, Jalan Bukit Bintang, Jalan Raja Chulan and Jalan Tengah, then ping from Ben at E&O sending to Axiata KL Sentral.

8.15am, BLS ping from KLIA Arrival which supposed not to wait at teksi waiting area. Quite confused on how to drive out with all the red and blue teksi lining up. It's quite stressful moment. Next time, I told BLS and her Pinoy gf, please wait wait on the other side. I send them to Wisma Ikhlas Putrajaya.

9.11am, I send the car to Proton Service Putrajaya. The odometer reads 53K already. I use full synthetic oil (rm300). Whatthefish. Then wait and short nap and one hour later still not moving yet. I decide to go Alamanda. Try to book Grabcar. AHmad and Mohd dont want to pick me up. Lanjiao uools. So I try Uber rider. Uncle ANT accepted. Wait by roadside. ANT comes with big Hyundai Starex mamen! We talk and talk. He just started driving Uber 3 days ago. He put his new Huawei smartphone on his lap, so I told him to buy phone holder. Then he miss the junction to Alamanda. I ask him to end trip. To end trip also quite challenging for him as he needs to park his big luxury car by the roadside. Then he drives me to Alamanda. He wish we could stop by and ngeteh by mamak restoran if not fasting.

12.34pm booking Grabcar Economy from Secret Recipe Alamanda going back to the service center. KHA with Alza pick me up. He just started driving Grab for one week. Miss the last right turn but its okay since Grab fare is fix already. But my car still not ready yet since 9.15am this morning. Kannina.





1.15pm, the car is ready.

1.44pm, Miss Uganda ping from Putrajaya Imigresen but the pin location is at Treasury Building. After shouting and calling each other, 15min passed, I manage to pick her up. She is going home to Alam Idaman Puchong. At first she keep quite by my side, later I ask her about her country. Uganda is surrounded by Kenya, Sudan, Congo, Rwanda, and Tanzania. When ask whether Uganda got beaches, she says yes. But when I open google on my iphone to see the Uganda map, she laughs at me, "uncle you are FONNY!" Lol.

Camp at Petronas Taman Meranti Jaya to fill up ron95 for rm45 (26liter).

2.55pm, SEA at Promint Fluid going to LRT Bandar Puteri. Actually he wants to go to Sri Petaling, "but the Grabcar is expensive." An Indonesian just attending the practical training interview. SEA from Balik Papan which I guess correctly. And SEA thought that uncle is an Indon bcoz of my slang, and he is not the first one to guess so.

3.50pm, EFF at OUG Parkland. I follow the pin location to green building, but he is at Orange building. The rains is coming down. Then I wait at KK supermarket, but he still wants me to pick up the 2 Pakistani at his shop. Kannina. I send them to Kompleks Suria Kinrara.

4.33pm, when about to leave the kompleks Suria Kinrara, ERC ping me to pick her auntie to KLIA2. Yay! The negro comes with them. The negro looks young and friendly. NEL is a talkative and very friendly too. We talk and talk about life. First I wrongly guess she was Pinoy or Indon. The Sabahan Kadazan lady on her 40+ just divorced to her ex-TAGUNE husband. Boleh bah kalo ko! ERC call her to KL to meet and get to know the negro. She really wants my opinion. Lol. Since when uncle becomes the matchmaker? Then she told me about yesterday tragedy. Her flight supposed to be yesterday at the same time, about 7pm. She overslept and woke up late at 6pm. When ask the teksi drivers by the roadside at where I was waiting just now, they all doesnt want to go rushing even though she willing to pay. She suspect that teksi drivers want to drive slowly so that they can earn more. Lajiao JP2! So she missed the flight. Also she told me about one apek teksi driver who likes to talk dirty to her 2 days ago! Wah lah weh. The half hour journey today seems short.

From the KLIA 2 I drive to a KLIA arrival, hoping to get any job. But still no ping even I wait for half an hour. So I drive to Cyberjaya.

6.25pm, AUD at Cyber Heights calls and asks me to pick up at the back. I know the Lake View already by now. At first she wants to go Mirage by the Lake. But later she change her mind to go to KFC. AFter drop off at KFC, she wants me to take her to Mirage later. I said okay, but need to send another rider to Mirage too. Then return to KFC, waiting for 15min. Inside the cab, she requested to eat the french fries inside the car. I say okay. She eat the fries very vigorously saying that she doesnot eat lunch this afternoon. But uncle also doesnot eat anything since 5am this morning! Later I drop her off outside the Mirage. For this short distance trips when I see and count the money so little I want to cry. OTL

7.29pm, open the fasting at Petronas Cyberjaya for the second time here. The petronas organising free food everyday. But not so many people coming. Good lah.

After magrib, I thought I would be camping for a while in Cyberjaya before I plan to go home around 9pm. But suddenly, JOY ping me from Shaftsbury Residences to Residensi 222 Jalan Gombak. Yay! But the journey is quite all the way. She looks lonely and I dont see her face clearly. And once a while I can see her always staring out of the window.

AFter drop off JOY I straight go home, send my dirty laundry and update blog and later sleep zzzz.

Dear diary, today although I sent the car for 53K service and my teksi meter lost 4 hours of not driving, I still got 1 airport job and the total fare is good enough. The airport job today is my fifth airport job in a row. Yay! Furthermore, I got to use Uber and Grabcar as a rider. It is a good experience for a driver like me so that I can understand better perspective on how to serve the passenger better.

MY PRECIOUS AIRPORT JOBS

夜晚的最后一张照片，TNT肉骨茶美食甲洞 (Kepong)

Monday, 13 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 7.51am.

8.23am, KUN at Lorong Awan 8 going to KLGH (KL General Hospital). 2 pax.
8.58am, REE at Titiwangsa Sentral Condo going to Midvalley.
9.41am, SUH at Pantai Permai going to LRT Bangsar.
9.58am, HIL at LRT Abdullah Hukum going to HSBC Amanah, 3rd Mile.
10.12am, THA at Danau Idaman going to the same 3rd Mile also.
10.33am, YSA at Avantas going to Midvalley.
10.49am, JAY at Sri Tiara going to a building next to Menara Celcom.
11.24am, RAC at Intermark going to MIDA KL Sentral.
12.04pm, ZAC at Masjid Negara going to Jalan Sultan. 4 pax for RM3 only.
12.17pm, CIN at HSBC Lebuh Ampang going to Pandan Jaya.
12.44pm, CHR at Ixora Apartment going to KTM Setia Jaya. I drop CHR off by the Federal Highway busy roadside as per Waze direction.

Break at Masjid Sunway. 2.30pm already.

2.41pm, OWE at Ridzuan Condo going to Dataran Hamodal.
3.11pm, DEE at DUMC Petaling Jaya to Jalan 20/2.
3.32pm, RAS at Jalan 14/15 to Grab office. This is a drama of RM3 trip and the destination is Renault building - sure got fierce arguments one. Pundenale RAS. The road of Jalan 14/15 has no street sign. I follow the pin. When arrive and uturn, I park by the roadside bcoz most of the house number not clear. I tap the 'I am here' and 'Grabcar here' message. Then RAS call saying dont see my car. RAS shout at me while giving direction and instruction to drive forward up to her house. Kannina. Then later RAS upset bcoz I didn't call her. Actually I already set a 5min timer and about to call her. Later arriving by the Renault building, RAS asks me to drop her by the roadside bcoz she also scared of teksi drivers. And to add salt to the wound, RAS is working as a Grab officer. Kannina. Sure I got bad report on this. Pundenale.
3.57pm, JUN at Plaza 33 to Perdana Condo.

4.39pm, DWN ping and cancel then ping again 5min later. DWN with her mom going home to Kuching Sarawak via KLIA. Yay! This is my fourth day in a row sending passengers to KLIA airports.

6.00pm, just before dropping off DWN and mom, got ping from SOO at KLIA arrival. Yay! This is my pestaim getting a passenger from KLIA airport. I send her to Menjalara 18.

8.10pm, after camping at Petronas Menjalara, got ping from SKY a Nigerian at Aman Puri Block C going to Jusco Kepong.
8.42pm, JON at The Challenge Sport Center going to Wangsa Permai. 3 pax of Nigerian boys. When they hop in the cab, the body smell I like to puke after exercise so bad, one of the boy wind down the back window. So I wind down the rest window also. The outside sewerage and the garbage lorry smells better than them. FOOK YEW lah.

9.27pm, 2 Indon ahmois at Yong Tau Foo Batu Caves going home to Taman Pusat Kepong again. Aiyah!

Then uncle go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

Dear diary, today I got 15 Grabcar trips, 5 Uber trips including 2 airport jobs.

DRIVING HOME MY NEIGHBOUR ON GRABCAR TODAY

Sunday, 12 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and the apps at 6.55am.

7.56am, after one hour, got ping from VIR at Glenview Villa going to Majestic.
8.20am, CEC at Casa Mutiara going to Soho KLCC.

Camp at Petron Tabung Haji, fill up ron95 for rm30. 8.37am already.

8.45 am, RAJ ping me from Vista Damai and he is going to KLIA. Yay! This is my third day in a row sending riders to the KLIA airports.

As usual, I dont wait long at the KLIA airport, stop by at Petronas KLIA exit to relieve myself. Then drive straight to Cyberjaya.

10.08am, CAR ping me from Jalan Seri Tasik Barat. Arriving at her Benggali bf condo, kiss kiss muah muah hug hug. I mistaken her for Korean lady. I send her to her house at Salak South Garden. Dear diary, driving this amoi CAR without talking also makes uncle drowsy and sleepy. Many times uncle sleeping behind the wheel is quite dangerous mah!

I camp for a while near Joven, short nap for 15min to recharge.
11.13am, STE ping from Jalan Gelugor sending to Berjaya Times Square. 2 pax.
11.32am, BRA ping from Jalan Kampung Pandan Imbi going to Pavilion. 2 pax.
11.52am, REX at Menara Pinang going to St John's Cathedral. 2 pax.
12.10pm, AHM at Silka sending to Low Yat Plaza.

Noon break. But wash my car for rm8 only at the Mosque car wash. Then later I replace the right front headlamp bulb for RM35. Normal bulb one.

3.15pm, VIJ at Taman Bukit Ampang going to Great Eastern Mall.

Camp at Petronas Lot 59 Jalan Ampang to fill up the ron95 for RM38 (22liter). 3.49pm already.

3.52pm, CYC ping at Sucasa going to Pavilion again. 2 pax.
4.13pm, WIL at KL Journal. Hard to find the name bcoz too small. Send the South African couple to Nu Sentral.
4.34pm, VIK with his family at Villa Scott going to Petaling Street. I drop them off at the back.
4.49pm, MON ping from the front Petaling Street main entrance. I know but I just play play asking her to find Kotaraya so I can easily pick her up. She looks panic as a tourist. MON a Polish (Poland) and her gf (Lithuanian) speaks not good English. Since they are neighbors, I ask them why not they speak common language like Russian? They dont have common language. I drop them off at Hotel Royal.

5.47pm, JAC ping me from Tanzanian Residence which I cannot find according to the Grabcar pin. He call also makes matter worse. He said he waiting next to Myanmar Embassy, which is an abandoned house. But actually he is waiting on the residence a few hundreds meter to the front. I send him to Chancellor Condo.

6.15pm, AMOI and her mama ping me from Velocity Cafe which is far far away. Later we need to send them back here. Half way driving to their house, then we realized that we are neighbors! Kannina. I dont want to mention here, it's quite embarassing and for my own safety too.

After drop them off, I park the cab and go home. Open my fasting (direct translation). Pray, take shower.

7.54pm, restart my cab engine and the apps. Ping from YUS at nearby bazaar ramadhan with his mom. There is a grizzly rains. I send them to Ampang Mewah Flats.

8.14pm, LAE ping me from Merdeka Villa. Before I can start my waze, she call telling me no. 113 about her location. I thought she try to tell the condo unit number. I just follow the pin location, then go inside the villa. The guard looks confused also. Then I call her, she mention about no. 113 again. We shout at each other. Then I drive outside the villa, infront 7-eleven. 2 min, she call again. I wait outside, she says she is at 113 Chinese Restaurant and she will come. Fine. At this point I can still control my macho. I say I dont know Restoran 113, I know only 711. The funny thing is we dont cancel the booking yet. Lol. Then 3 negro ladies hop in to my small cab. LAE the biggest of them all sit next to me. Dear diary, I can feel how small my penis is! LAE then call her friend, shouting at him on the hp inside the cab. Later, they talking shouting talking shouting at each other. I still under control. Anyway, I send them all to Sri Cendekia Taman Connaught. BEfore they leave, I ask them whether they were Nigerian. They are Mauritius. Then LAE told me that she will give me 5 star! Lol, you make my day girls! 3 pax.

8.46pm, PET ping me from Pizza Hut Taman Connaught going to Jalan Awana 9.
8.58pm, JOE a Nigerian ping me from Venice Hill Tower 7 sending to Kompleks Suria Kinrara.
9.53pm, another PET ping me from Hotel 29 going to Bangsar South. Later he change to Kuchai lama.
10.25pm, the last customers, KAM and his Chinese friends (China) ping from Big Nose Restaurant. I ask him, "why u wait outside?" Kam says, "the other Uber driver cannot find this place, take him so long!" I send them to JW Merriot. 3 pax.

AFter drop them off at Bukit Bintang area, I call it a day. Go home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

Dear diary, today fares as an Uber and Grabcar driver is quite good. 12 trips on Grabcar and 9 trips on Uber. One trip to KLIA airport.

LIGHTNING NEVER STRIKES TWICE IN THE SAME PLACE

蓝色出租车排队盈KLCC

Saturday, 11 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and the apps at 6.56am.

7.09am, near Ampang Point got ping from MAY at Metro Villa (misspelled Metto) going to Katana II. All the pinoys waiting at the bench near the lobby and never wanted to go outside. So I need to enter the gate, pick them up and kanna round one apartment. Lajiao MAY!

7.33am, ZAH at Jalan Enggang 9 going to INtermark.

Petronas topup Grab for RM100.

8.18am, RIC at Ambassador Row. The 3 chinese Indonesian family going to The Challenger.

8.43am, HEN at Pandan Mewah Heights sending to The Fahrenheit 88.

9.29am, after camping for a while infront of Istana Hotel, got ping from OLI at 38 Bidara Condo going to Subang Airport. Yay! But he needs to hurry bcoz his flight is in 1 hour! And he wants to find an ATM machine too! OLI mom is Indonesian, dad is Belgium. OLI can speak 5 languages, ie English, Malay, Mandarin, Flemish and French.

10.33am, NAZ at Perodua SErvice Subang Perdana going to his TUDM quarter with his wife.

11.00am, ZAM at Brunsfield Riverview. 3 pax to MBO Cinema Space U8. ZAM scared of his gf seating alone inside my cab with uncle, so the girl fetches the other bf.

11.23am, SHA, at the same Brunsfield Riverview going to the used cars near Avon Building.

Then 12.00pm I camp at Petronas Jalan 51A 227A PJ, fill up the tank for RM42 (25liter). Drive into Istana Hotel where I thought there whould be similar job as this morning as 12.26pm still no ping! See dear diary, lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Then I decide to go home, update blog draft and sleep zzzz.

下雨普特拉贾亚 (Putrajaya)

Noon break. Fast forward. 2.34pm already.

2.52pm, near LRT Ampang, got ping from a young lady, ATI at Taman Nirwana. I send the cute Malay lady far far away to Domain 3 Cyberjaya. Although she looks friendly and pretty, we not talking.
3.42pm, WEN ping from Cyberia Crescent 1 going to her rich big sister My Viva Homes. WE talk and talk about life in Nigeria and here. He told that his brother and some male friends married to Malay big chubby girls. Bigger twice than her. Aiyah! I dont believe her, but I follow she talking. She wonders why Malay male doesnt want to marry Nigerian girls. Uncle just laugh. "Maybe no chemistry no love," I told her. "Maybe all the girls wants bigger penis only," I just talking. Lol. Then she tepok tepok my thigh with her finger laughing also. She asks, "why Malay girls are fat fat when married with 2 kids?" I told her, "Malay girls are skinny very thin before married, but after married she eats and eats all the food left over from husband." We laugh and laugh. Then we talk about corruption in our countries. "But our corruption is too MOCH! No electricity, no water, no good tar road! When the last time you have blackout in Malaysia? In Nigeria, everyday we only have 2 hours electricity if lucky," she looks sad.

5.10pm, JES ping at DPulze Residence going to Domain 1. Lives here for 4 years still cannot speak Malay. "No Malay friends," she says.
5.21pm, DRE at Serin Residence sending to Kolej Cyber Putra. When arrive at the front gate, the young Nigerian hop in with no handphone. His bf book Grabcar for him. "No phone, but u got money or not?" I ask him. "Ofcoz," he confirmed with eyes of crow looking at me.
5.40pm, SOY 3 pax at Serin Residence again going to Sentul Condominium.

Iftar break. 7.54pm already.

8.06pm, AZR ping for her little bro, AMI at Seri Maya Jelatek going to Enau Court. We talk about PPIM, an agency who helps Malay Muslim being chased by AHLONG! First time uncle heard about this agency. Later after drop off his little bro, I message her. She replied and thanks me. Then, I ask her to like my FB page. She just keep quite.
8.21pm, ABI ping at Sucasa sending to Luna Jalan Puncak. 2 pax with his Korean gf at the back. I ask him to use back road which is quite and no traffic. He is so bossy, instructs me to use busy Jalan Ampang. His Korean gf just keep quite and talk very soft at the back.
9.08pm, GAJ and his Kuching Indian bf ping at Jalan Raja Chulan, Pavilion Valet Parking Entrance. Going to Bangsar Village II.
9.29pm, ahmoi ADR and her gf ping at Jalan Telawi 3 going to TTDI.
9.57pm, ZIA a Bangla expat ping from Masjid Al Gufran TTDI sending to Ritze Perdana condo. He asks, "did u offer teraweh?" I said no. Then he mentions, "other Uber Muslim driver told me there is a mosque in KL who organizes 3 teraweh in one night. Later at 12midnite and 3am." I will check later.

10.21pm, VLA an American from NYC ping at nearby Damansara Perdana going to Soho KLCC. The local Chinese girl open the back door and put bags inside. But the sexy ahmoi not follow. We talk and talk about life and how he likes this country. He just back from Pulau Perhentian and looks tired. "Never mix pleasure and office," he says.

AFter drop off VLA I drive home, update blog and sleep zzzz.

出租车在排队阿拉曼达 (Alamanda)

KURANG AJAR PUNYA KAUNTER TEKSI KAT KL SENTRAL

Friday, 10 June 2016.

Starts the car engine and apps at 6.36am.

6.57am, got ping again from the same ATI at Bukit Indah going to Wisma UOA. Not much talking this morning not like yesterday one. I also shy to ask whether she already likes my FB page. But after drop off, I reckon that yesterday I didn't key in the toll fare for her trip. Kannina Grabcar!

7.56am, after hearing Suria FM A Thousand A Minute segment, got ping from MIC and her gf at Twins Damansara Heights by the guard house. When hop in, her breath sounds like running hundreds meters. So I ask her what happen. She says, she just chasing the bus but miss it. Her friend just laughing. I send them to 1 Utama.

8.19am, NIC at Bandar Utama 4/11 ping me to send to Damansara Utama Uptown.
8.46am, WAN a Thai lady at Ken ping me to send to Uptown 5 Damansara. I greet her with 'sawadeekap' and she replied.
9.19am, WON and his gf ping me from his house at SS 21/6. They are going to Magic Cyberjaya. On my cab, unlike other couples, they just keep quite all the way. No talking makes uncle falling sleep behind the wheel. Aiyah!

At Zul Car Wash, I park and short nap 13min to recharge.

10.46am, KER a Nigerian chubby girl ping from nearby CIMB bank but I already out of the area. I uturn, and the chubby lady hop in to my small cab and sit next to me. Uncle feels like a feather already. Aiyah! We talk and talk about her 4 years studying here. She likes nasi lemak. See my diary, how nasi lemak makes the girl chubby! But she no time for boyfriends. Lol.

Boring waiting so long in Cyberjaya, I drive to Putrajaya.

11.27am, ORA ping me from Kementerian Wilayah Persekutuan Putrajaya but I confuse the building. When she hop in, we dont talk at all. All the way quite for half an hour. When almost arrive KL Sentral, I took out my old digital camera and snap the line of teksi waiting for customers. I told her that the teksi driver rather waiting in long queu talking talking borak borak among themselves than taking passengers. Then suddenly she speaks, "the teksi here for KL only lah uncle." Wah lah weh! Uncle so surprised. "They dont want to go to Putrajaya, I ask the counter this morning," she told me again. "Then, when I ask where to get the teksi to Putrajaya, the counter lady told to find teksi outside myself! So LESS TEACHING!" She grumbles at me. Luckily she got Grabcar apps on her smartphone! See my dear diary, better ask Uber or Grabcar to put their big advertisement near to the counter!



Noon break.

Fast forward. 2.28pm already.

2.31pm, Siti ping at Jalan Indah going to Ampang Point bus stop.
2.50pm, got 1st ping from nearby BEL, a Japanese and Korean young ladies at One Ampang. Need to uturn will take another 5 more minutes. When almost there, she cancelled. Kannina BEL. Then she ping again, I accept. When they hop in the cab, I ask why cancel just now? She says too long waiting. Machibap lah. The ladies talking happy happy talking talking among themselves. Japanese, Korean and English. Then I interrup in Japanese. The Japanese girls like it! I try again the word "hidari desu" and it works. I send them to Bistari Condo near Pekeliling there.

3.40pm, ALB a Colombian and his gf at Regalia ping me. But at first he put the pin at Sunway Putra Hotel. I wait 5 min then no rider show, I cancel. Then ALB ping again and call me. I send them to KLIA2. Yay!

I camp at Petronas KLIA exit as usual. Pray and pee. Then I drive straight to Putrajaya. But somebody ping me from Putrajaya HOspital, I miss the exit then she cancel. Lajiao!

5.34pm, LOW at DPulze going to his house at Pinggiran Cyber lah sangat. At first I thought he was Pinoy. Lol. Then he tells me that he mixed Chinese mom and Indian dad. He looks like Malay and speak like Malay thats why!

6.29pm, SAM ping me at The ARc Cyberjaya going to Endah Regal. A Palestine dont talk much. Wear a short pant can see all the hairy legs.



Camp at Petronas TPM near Sungai Besi toll plaza for break the fasting.

7.58pm, KAI ping me from LRT Pasar Seni. Inside my cab, we talk and talk about life, and bad teksi drivers. The young guy was involve with Malay ahmoi. Aiyah, got complicated issue with the girl's family. And the girl wants him to convert to Islam first, but he needs her to guide him first. Uncle told him, better convert first himself by going to Mosque, learn the basics of Islam. If anything happen between him and the Malay ahmoi then atleast he still got Islam to be hold. Aiyah, uncle likes the preacher Ridhuan Tee, which KAI doesnt know him.

AFter drop off KAI at Shell Taman Kinrara, I drive home with the Grabcar still turn on. No ping for one hour until reach my house. Then I switch it off. Kannina.



Dear my sweet diary, today I got 7 trips on Grabcar and 7 trips on Uber. LIke yesterday, the fare is good too (as a teksi driver) bcoz of the Cyberjaya trips and 1 trip to KLIA airport. Tomorrow nobody knows what will happen. Am I right diary?